Laura

just random stuff

[tonyalmeida]

[bunjywunjy]

Do you like poems?

yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem

[re-peysi]

for context these are the poems

[bunjywunjy]

also I almost forgot but the r/ambien Gives Us The Sleep post takes a completely serious third place in my favorite poems list:

[bunjywunjy]

and COMING IN HOT at NUMBER FOUR on my list, it’s Fragment 147! an accidental poem created when the original parchment containing a text by Sappho was used to stop a wine jug more than 2,000 years ago- eventually the wine dissolved most of the parchment, leaving just a few words and BOY do they prove that the Universe has a sense of irony.

[bunjywunjy]

I COME TO YOU WITH AN IMPORTANT NEW ADDITION TO THE ACCIDENTAL POETRY LIST, FROM OUR VERY OWN TUMBLR DOT COM:

[thumperdaetime]

May I add some of my favorites? :

[yourscreechingruinscollector]

@wearepaladin

[poetry-protest-pornography]

“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ United you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.”

[writing-prompt-s]

The supervillain sighs in frustration as he looks at the group of superheroes. “Alright raise your hands if you are adults?” he said. None of them did it. “This battle is canceled and tell your mayor we need to talk! today!” he said angrily.

[sakura-haruka]

Happy international women’s day!

[1617]

I’ll put my music on shuffle and be pissed if I don’t get the right song

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

Plot twist: I have no idea what the right song is, but will know it when I hear it.

[plummy-loves]

Oh, you're stronger then me? Ahaha that's so cool- why don't you pin me down then? Huh?

[mentallyrecovering]

Stolen from Facebook but I love this

[bouncyirwin]

im in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

[omghotmemes]

This is a little happy accident, I guess

[callese]

[omghotmemes]

[wellthatsjustamess]

It’s the only logical explanation

[fairykukla]

So that’s what the Monster Under The Bed is reduced to these days…

[c-bassmeow]

The economy sucks what do you expect

[foreverfreo]

The world has pulled up the drawbridge against the UK and its Covid variant - 15 favourite responses

Due to a new and particularly virulent strain of coronavirus, the UK is in effective quarantine with many other countries blocking British travel.

[malcontenttt]

Explanation 1 of 2 in my mind as to why Castiel wasn’t in that hallucinatory nightmare punchline of a 15 year long hate crime finale

Bonus:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tophatandboots]

New sewing machine: Nooo I need software updates.

My 1904 Singer 15: Just put your back into treadling, I can sew through more layers than you dare to attempt and I will still sew through them when the sun burns out if you remember to oil me

[marzipanandminutiae]

My digital watch from like 2004: perma-dead. You think a new battery will help? It laughs at your pain. It mocks your futile scrambling. Nothing can bring it back

My pocket watch from 1872: tick tock bitch

[secretaryofdarkness]

Gotta love the constant innovation of capitalism!

[shrimpmilf]

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

[giddy-goblin]

this is it. this is peak meme. do you have any idea the specific culmination of absurd and unlikely events that needed to happen in order for this one single awful sentence to live comfortably, no, effortlessly within the general populace of human comprehension?

it's beautiful. it's hideous. it's everything.

[shrimpmilf]

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

[egberts]

at this point I wouldn't be surprised if the secret fifth season of Sherlock was real and came out tomorrow

[foxyclock]

This is how johnlock can still become canon

[demonic-mnemonic]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[merrrrrrrrry]

These articles are from 7 hours ago

[egberts]

THIS WAS A JOKE

[necrofeelz-deactivated20210410]

Dante was wrong. There aren’t nine circles of Hell. There’s also a 10th. And it’s where Castiel went for being gay.