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happy donna sheridan unprotected sex day (1/3), everybody!!!
My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!
Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune
dropout 24/7 is a really fun concept but i do have this sinking feeling that one day im going to flip it on for shits giggles and my overwhelming need for background noise and find myself face to face with the 125th minute of safe harbor or something
reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc
ⓘ This creature HATES the usage of generative artificial intelligence.
If you loved Heated Rivalry and watched Off Campus and consistently misgendered Jules you are the sort of people that make Shane and Ilya so scared to come out
actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die
but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually
still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah
This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes
reblog to feed her notes
How is she doing this
I admit I have enjoyed looking at boobies once or twice
perhaps a guilty pleasure
evil great lakes
lake inferior
lake normal
lake offtario
lake hurton
lake michigan
(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow
*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas
david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.
what shane says: im gay
what shane means: i can never love a woman in any way resembling the way i love you and when i tried she called my shit IMMEDIATELY so what im trying to say is i can't sidestep whatever we are the way you can, i will never ever love anyone but u
what ilya hears: somewhere along the line of our multi-year situationship that began with me immediately sucking ur dick, i have determined that i like men.
what ilya says: ya no fucking shit bro what