Invisible Girl

Where I try to find inspiration, and hopefully you find yours.

[mogwaipoet]

This game, about listing as many animals as you can, is shockingly well-considered and polished for such an apparent shitpost of a game idea

hot new brain workout

[mortalityplays]

one time when I worked in a restaurant, a very posh guy came in (upper class accent, immaculate suit, little book of manners body language). I seated him and a couple of minutes later he called me over to his table, pointed to where it said 'macaroni cheese' on the menu and asked "what is this?" and my entire life flashed before my eyes as I tried to come up with an answer that wasn't "it's macaroni, with cheese"

[nativenews]

“We need to accomplish more.”

“We need to accomplish more.”

“We need to accomplish more.”

[edgarallanhoetry]

absolutely SHOCKED and BAMBOOZLED right now, feeling utterly GOBSMACKED, was not expecting tHIS am having many feeLINGS*

*this post is about rewatching We Are Lady Parts after 2 years and realizing I have gone from being like "ooh saira is hot" to full on drooling and losing my mind!!!!

[tamamita]

I’d deadname my child too

May Allah render your womb barren so you can't have a child to abuse, ameen.

[melonisopod]

In case anon doesn’t have a womb, may Allah render your cock barren.

[tamamita]

Allahumma ameen

[beggars-opera]

The millennial litmus test for sexuality was 100% Pirates of the Caribbean. I was 13 when the first movie came out. Literally everyone walked into that movie having been lured there by the attractiveness of Orlando Bloom in LOTR. The truly straight girls had been drawn in by his entry-level attractiveness and walked out lusting over the significantly older and manlier Jack Sparrow. The others had been unconsciously drawn in by Legolas's femininity and walked out with their eyes opened and lusting over Keira Knightley.

[beggars-opera]

Important missed categories that have been pointed out to me:

People who were mature/bisexual enough to be into Norrington from the start

Bisexuals who wanted to be part of a main character quadrouple

People who found nontraditional love in side characters/Barbossa

People who caught gender envy from Captain Jack

Asexuals who just really like ships, like actual boats ok

Not yet mentioned:

People whose sexuality and/or very specific fetishes was not fully awakened until Davy Jones came on the scene

[beemovieerotica]

thank you to everyone who has tagged me in this because of the final bullet point

[fuckingflorida]

[library-seraph]

@necromin

[tenrecidae]

oh no poor babies i’m very glad they’re being cared for though…

fun fact, these are apparently not some breeder’s birds, but some of the feral chickens that wander Key West.  like quite a few oddities, they are an important part of Key West culture…

[library-seraph]

the fact that someone responded to a hurricane with “shit, gotta get the feral chickens” restores my faith in humanity

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Hurricane sirens going off and you and your mates are in the woods catching chickens like

[hufflefluffles]

I got a marketing email from hobbycraft to say that they're now selling plush pumpkins ahead of halloween

so of course I went to the website, which led me to this delightful photo series showing the different sizes available:

I love and support this man and his pumpkin collection

[jennaflare]

found my favorite cold open

[obisamya]

1.16 elementary

[transorbitalperegrine]

elementary may have been copaganda but they were really onto something with their version of holmes he's autistic. he's a sub. he's canonically into bondage. he's a recovering addict. he keeps bees. he's tattooed AND hairy. his posture is insane. he texts in a near-undecipherable string of abbreviations and acronyms. he's the most irritating man in new york city. he's even aromantic

[layla-nightshade]

[nixcraft]

[rabbiteclair]

you know when somebody says this that they mean either a short amount of time, a long amount of time, or maybe just neither

[why-bless-your-heart]

(via @awesomebutunpractical)

[dragonomatopoeia]

i've died on smaller hills, so i can't judge. but i do think it's funny whenever posts about the proper definition of a poor little meow meow circulate, considering none of them mention that the origin was a kpop fan's absolutely bonkers tweet about not being able to protect a full grown man who was getting backlash for including audio from the jonestown cult leader jim jones in one of his songs

[emi--rose]

I was clearly not at the devils sacrament what the fuck

[ajoofsthered-deactivated2023050]

Chinese posters are on a whole other level

[byjove]

no piece of teen media has ever accurately depicted the quiet psychological warfare of bullying. bullies on TV are always dumb brutes and not the evil geniuses of emotional manipulation that they are in real life. being given a wedgie and having your lunch money stolen is nothing in comparison to a classmate quietly creating a taboo against speaking to you that they intend to enforce against all the other kids. it’s nothing like continuous cutting comments from people you thought were being nice to you. that way that the work of one kid can make you feel like every person on earth silently hates you and that you are dirty, disgusting, worthless, creepy and useless. that you can have friends but many of them will not speak to you at school for fear of the social consequences on their end. how that damage lasts in any social setting for the rest of your life

[byjove]

you can’t even “tell a trusted adult” because you cannot begin to articulate the thousands of small transgressions you’ve experienced building to the horror of knowing your peers would like you dead. they don’t have to say it or hurt you physically. they have other ways of letting you know they’d prefer if you were worn fuel

[layla-nightshade]

that’s because y’all aren’t looking at Korean teen media... the bullies are just on another level in there