If Walls Could Talk
Pairing: Y/N/!Ashton
Rating: NC-17
Request: No
Words: 2.500+
Summary: Sharing an intimate relationship with his best friend Y/N isn’t always the easiest to hide when you’re on tour.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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tannertan36

pixel skylines
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
sheepfilms

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Product Placement
Peter Solarz
dirt enthusiast

shark vs the universe

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
styofa doing anything
Three Goblin Art
d e v o n
occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Janaina Medeiros
seen from South Korea

seen from T1
seen from Malaysia

seen from Japan

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
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seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Czechia

seen from United Kingdom
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@lazyboycalum
If Walls Could Talk
Pairing: Y/N/!Ashton
Rating: NC-17
Request: No
Words: 2.500+
Summary: Sharing an intimate relationship with his best friend Y/N isn’t always the easiest to hide when you’re on tour.
Keep reading
date a boy who proudly shows u his food belly after a good lunch (& lucks hella cute doing it!)
Murder at Disney
If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.
THIS. IS. AMAZING.
it truly is
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me
Unfollow me too
this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice
and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire.
I just lost 50 followers.. bye
clearing out the trash
GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON
BUHBYE U McNASTIES
I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.
I really hope no one that follows me is like this but for real, if you are, please unfollow.
Ditto
In case you didn’t get the message, if you’re into kids unfollow me; if you’re not into kids, reblog this!!!
Buh bye, no thanks
Csa survivor with zero time, patience, or tolerance for pedos/MAPs/apologists/whateverthefuck you sick fucks are calling yourselves.
PEDOPHILES, MAY YOU KINDLY FUCK OFF
Please unfollow if any of this applies to you
boyfriend calum 😍♥️
The hero we WANT and DESERVE!
I cannot physically roll my eyes harder at gender neutral bathroom signs that jerk off their own wokeness by being like “whatever just wash your hands :)” and then have a picture of a mermaid and a lumberjack and an alien and a godzilla or some shit. If you’re a real ally put your money where your mouth is and guillotine Mike Pence.
“If you’re a real ally put your money where your mouth is and guillotine Mike Pence” is possibly the greatest sentence i’ve read so far this year
consider this: being fat and chubby is ok and good
Sources?
Sources: me looking at myself and going “nice”
Oh my gosh - I never considered before….
THEME PARK SINGLE-RIDER LINE AU
and they were RIDEMATES
oh my god they were ridemates
Well this post was a roller coaster
Really threw me for a loop
my brother sent me this picture a few months ago and it burned a hole in my brain and i have since been unable to stop saying “I’m make cakes” literally every ten seconds
ITS MINGUS
He teeth too big for he gotdamn mouth!!!!!
A loud vampire
According to the actual rules of Jenga, this is not a legal move and is equivalent to causing a collapse.
this is amazing!!!!
i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
Smoove with it too
This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters.
“Pathetic. You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”
reminds me of this gif
Baseball players are to be feared
Reblogging for the last one
^Same for me
They just kept getting progressively more “woah”
much woah
Oh my god this is a lucky universe
every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”
Michael paid for a fans cat’s surgery 😭😭❤️
A Full Face of Rhinestones
#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies