Too lazy to be a person

[tastefullyoffensive]

[oncesingingalways]

Quality. Content.

[buddhabrot]

the only post i care about

[ediblewishez]

Why does he love corn oil

[iztarshi]

The worst kind of griffin would be a fox/seagull.

Screams all day and all night and is definitely in your garbage.

[tanoraqui]

I love it and I’m adopting 20

[taigordonart]

did you mean like this or

[blackberrypieisdelicious]

Better: pigeon raccoon

[iztarshi]

Nah, pigeons are a feral cat mix because they’re both descended from abandoned pets.

Pigeon/cats aren’t aggressive but if they see you eating a sandwich you will get a crowd of thirty cooing and purring hopefully at you.

[bitchybumblebee]

concept: opossum raccoon

[iztarshi]

There aren’t even any birds in that! It’s just in your trash and full of teeth.

[ms-demeanor]

Crowpossum.

[cipheramnesia]

That’s no crowpossum that’s my wife.

[retrogamingblog]

Breath of the Wild Fan Animation made by Youyang Kong & Qianya Yin

[edgescience]

We did it, we FINALLY DID IT! We have teamed up with the top Paleo YouTubers, like TreyTheExplainer, Bioniclesaurus, Kikizilla101, and more! Come check out all of the new discoveries of 2018!

[art-woonz]

Art By TW: @maryneeLahaye

Instagram: @artwoonz

Twitter: @artwoonz_

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

what the fuck is bandersnatch. what the fuck is bird box. i am watching fantastic four rise of the silver surfer

[gdi-fridays]

Birdbox Bandersnatch is that one actor from sherlock

[retrogamingblog]

Nest of Pikachu by Diane Özdamar

[trash-supernova]

Baby…. Pikachus… So cute…

[wordcubed]

Rare to see naturalistic-style Pokemon fanart that’s not meant to be scary. I like it!

[spanishskulduggery]

Do you ever find things you wrote when you were little and just really want to die a little?

[spanishskulduggery]

Me at age 11: “I am a sea of feelings. I am an emocean.”

Emocean underlined three times

[ziraseal]

11 year old you is a fucking genius 

[runawaytveit]

a concept: filming a bootleg of a musical with a drone

[runawaytveit]

the ushers run through the aisles swatting at it with brooms

[gallusrostromegalus]

“It’s the PHAAAAAANTOOOM of the OPERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH IT’SINMYHAIRHELP!!!”

[great-and-small]

My friend and I were leaving her house in south Florida a few weeks ago when she stopped me to point out this striking moth, as she knew I would definitely want to check it out. Obviously enamored, I did some research and learned so much about this beautiful insect, called the Scarlet Bodied Wasp Moth (Cosmosoma myrodora). Apparently adult males of this species have adapted an insanely badass way of looking out for their mates. On the day when a Scarlet Bodied Wasp Moth chooses to mate, he will find a Dogfennel plant (Eupatorium capillifolium) and use his probiscus to collect pyrrolizidine alkaloids. The intrepid moth will then retain these poisonous toxins until the occasion of his coupling with another of his species. Upon copulation, the male showers the female in a cloud of the toxins, effectively forming a safety bubble to protect the pair from predatory species like the Golden Orb Web spider. Not only is the female inoculated with these defensive compounds, so too are her developing eggs! This process is essential to reducing predation, and eggs that do not receive the pyrrolizidine alkaloids are far more vulnerable. The Scarlet Bodied Wasp Moth is the only known insect to transfer a chemical defense in this way! What a cool moth!

[lazymutts-blog]

I love this goth moth

[hahanimation]

Hmmmm~ Sketched the Chamberlain from the Dark Crystal. The creature designs in that film have never not been impressive to me. I want more nonhuman fantasty worlds in media, yes please! posted on Instagram - https://ift.tt/2JUB7C6

[wlwhobbits]

Hey instead of a Harry Potter world there should be a lord of the rings world where it’s super immersive and you’re given a sword when you enter the world and giant spiders chase you and the elf actors eat dirt and offer you some

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

can we befriend and/or flirt with the giant spiders asking for a friend

[metgala2018]

It’s you’re adventure you can do whatever you want but watch out!

[gonebynow]

HI, THIS EXISTS, IT’S CALLED EVERMORE PARK, IT’S IN PLEASANT GROVE, UTAH

it’s more of a DND park but it’s fantasy and characters give you quests and when you finish quests they give you a tarot card with the characters on it

The town functions as a real-time story with a plot and everybody has backstory and movie-quality makeup and shit 

Guys I’ve been and it’s fucking unbelievable

[metgala2018]

[setheverman]

what is the january mood?

[angel-ani]

[twocubes]

more important emotions

[cloudfreed]

I like how these all just end up being fucked up archangel emojis

[midiport]

i like these guys

[visual-infinity]

The Green Dragontail butterflies

[sugar-cook]

Best quality: his wiggles!

[robustmyaft]

IM SORRY, THIS IS ACTUALLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL LITTLE CREATURE NATURE HAS TO OFFER?!!?!

[bogleech]

Having a phobia of an animal does not, under any circumstances, excuse taking the effort to type out how you would love to burn it to death or smash it, especially not when the discussion is already about having them as pets and you know you’re saying it among people who love them.

[bogleech]

Actually blocked for trying to explain this patiently to one of the “It was a JOKE” types.

[achoirofcritters]

This this fucking THIS as someone who has had her baby pet rats referred to as “cat food” before just because that person really hates rats, like it costs $0 to not say shit like that to someone who obviously loves their pets.

If you don’t like them, keep fucking quiet about it to a person who keeps them as pets and loves them.

[greylilacs]

I have a post going around right now of some baby spiders I raised and every 10th comment or so is people calling me gross, saying they’d burn my house down, saying they’d kill it, saying im ‘crazy’, etcetc. 

It must be a sad existence, needing validation and attention so much that you comment on peoples posts about their pets and explain how you’d kill them.

It isn’t healthy and I hope you get the help you clearly desperately need to learn how to better process your emotions. 

[rattiesofoz]

When I was telling my coworker about how worried I was for one of my rats after she got stitches, my coworker immediately suggested I should just feed my rats to my parent’s dogs (which is commonly used to encourage aggression in fight dogs) and I just felt so sick. Like here I am worried about my sweet pet healing and getting better and she just suggests giving them a cruel and merciless death for no reason. People are gross

[tisorridalamor]

Describing Terry Pratchett’s books is difficult. Someone asked me what the book I was reading was about, and I had to tell them it was about banking and the gold standard, but like in a cool way with golems and action. 

 I don’t think they believed me.

[poorlydescribedpterrybooks]

welcome to the club

[amatalefay]

It is so, so difficult to explain to people that your favorite book is about transgender feminist dwarves, Nazi werewolves, and the mystery of a missing piece of really old ritual bread. And Opera saves the day.

[poorlydescribedpterrybooks]

yes, give us those sweet, sweet, terrible descriptions

[rhys1812]

A tortoise who’s really a god, finds an allegory for Jesus and they go on adventures in an ancient greece like place and then a desert 

[thesummoningdark]

The chief of police averts a rerun of an ancient war, partially despite and partially because of being possessed by a dying dwarf’s graffiti

[nightfoot]

It’s like Les Miserables but Javert is the good guy and also there’s time travel.  

[aethersea]

Macbeth but it’s about the witches

[zephyrantha]

Chapter one, the protagonist is hanged. Then he’s put in charge of the post office. Yes, in that order.

[roachpatrol]

it’s like mulan if there were way more mulans in mulan and also pratchett is extra irritated that too many people missed the point of jingo

[hypotheticalwoman]

The bureaucrats of the universe get annoyed at the paperwork humanity causes so they decide to steal Christmas.  Replacement Christmas is done by Death and replacement Death is done by goth Mary Poppins, who is also in charge of the investigation.

[katedrawscomics]

these are all nice and accurate reasons to read discworld if you haven’t yet

[uovoc]

Romeo and Juliet football AU but the other team is wizards