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The idea of spontaneously getting on a train and going somewhere far might be romantic in another country but England is too small for that. Pull an Eternal Sunshine and go where? Fucking Slough? Go to fucking Slough and get a fucking boots meal deal?

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i only understand about 60% of the words in this post but i still think its funny

movies-reimagined

The Great Gatsby (2013) starring John Boyega, Doona Bae, Donald Glover and Rami Malek

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but I will fight, bolder than before, bluer than the sky

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cards against humanity not only buying part of the U.S border to stop trump from building the wall between the U.S and Mexico but also hiring a law firm specializing in eminent domain with the intent of making it harder and more expensive for the government to build the wall has got to be the boldest move in this stupid simulation we’re living in. not all heroes wear capes

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F. Scott Fitzgerald / The Great Gatsby

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“You don’t pay here,” said Fred firmly, waving away Harry’s gold. “But –” “You gave us our start-up loan, we haven’t forgotten,” said George sternly. “Take whatever you like, and just remember to tell people where you got it, if they ask.”

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do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

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You do that every morning???

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EVERY MORNING.

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wait

is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons

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no son

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Wait, other countries don’t do this.

sleepybiflinge

*whispers* Not even Russia

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I remember when my dad had a conversation with me

because I asked him what the Austrian pledge of allegiance was (because he’s from Austria)

and he said “we don’t have a pledge of allegiance”

and I said “why not?”

“honey, think about what training your children to mindlessly pledge to a flag, without really knowing what they’re talking about, sounds like to Austrians”

“oh. hitler.”

“exactly”

foxanddanapetrie

RE FUCKING TWEET

loudpasta

My Conspiracy Theory

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teenagerposts

a rollercoaster from start to finish

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Steve looks so confused in the last pic and that’s what makes it so funny

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dodie month: free day

dodie + black

pissvortex

america has a functioning democracy where one party tries to kill you and the only other party just campaigns around the fact that they aren’t the party that tries to kill you

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true love is what you felt for that album you played for one month straight

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LET YOUR ART BE UGLY!!! LET YOUR WRITING BE BAD!!! DANCE OFFBEAT!!! SING OFF KEY!!! LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO LET YOUR FEAR OF NOT BEING GOOD ENOUGH PREVENT YOU FROM LEARNING AND ENJOYING NEW THINGS!!!