All hail the Leaf Beast.

My name is Ivory and I try to post stuff that will make your life just a little bit better- or at the very least not make it worse.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[flygutzz]

imma do anything atp why not

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

[our-queer-experience]

[prismatic-bell]

It's the helmet paradox all over again.

If you're not familiar: a lot of soldiers in WWI didn't want to wear their new-fangled combat helmets, because helmeted soldiers were more likely to sustain head injuries like severe concussion.

As one will do, when the metal bucket on one's head has deflected a bullet that would have otherwise gone straight through it.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[nono295]

Kansas Day

Today is Kansas Day. In this dark time, I find myself thinking about my state's motto: ad astra per aspera. In English it means, to the stars through difficulties. The world today is one filled with difficulties, but we must not lose sight of the stars. It so important, now more than ever, that we keep dreaming. That we keep believing in a better tomorrow. The path ahead is long and difficult, but at the end we will find the stars.

Happy 165th birthday, Kansas!

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sosuperawesome]

Butterfly Dragons // Marie-Claude Roch

[thiingamajiig]

different, but the same

[expertpedestrian]

[thatartblog]

heartstrings I (2013) by selma alaçam

[1st-1]

The Eyes of God, Prohodna Cave, Bulgaria.

[corporationsarepeople]

Share this, please. Do not be fooled by ICE’s administrative warrants. They are NOT a legal basis for a search or to enter your home or business. For that, ICE must present a JUDICIAL WARRANT.

The difference is shown below. Study it.

[deepdwellingsteamboat]

FIREFLY 2002 – 2003・1x03 Bushwhacked

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[longseasons]

[elljayvee]

when I was in college in the 1990s I took a document design course and we had to go talk to an archivist at the university library

the library had a single page from a gutenberg bible (the bible had been damaged by fire and the remaining undamaged pieces cut apart and sold) and a CD sitting next to each other

we looked at the bible page, marveling at this 500+ year old page with its neatly set type, carefully kept under a sheet of glass to protect it

and then she held up the CD and pointed out that in 500 years, if a CD could even last that long, it was unlikely we'd possess the technology to read it

and we all got very quiet and look at the book page for a long time

and is evidenced by the fact I'm telling you about this almost 30 years later, I have never forgotten that blank-looking shiny piece of plastic sitting next to a beautiful, ancient piece of paper that someone pressed words into with a machine and left for me to read, hundreds of years before I was born.

[ironychan]

[rainbow-femme]

To update this, the astronaut didn’t actually do it, she and her wife were getting a divorce and the wife plead guilty to lying to the feds about it

And framing your ex for a crime mid-divorce while they are actively in space is some Agatha Christie level shit

[dwinkus]

mutuals please join pictochat room A