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“As Persephone lay in the cool grass the shade offered her, a chill crept across her body. She wondered if invoking his name would really bring her estranged husband to her as Demeter feared. She was still, her cheek and hand pressed into the dirt. ‘Hades…’ she whispered. 'My king…’”

— “Sundown” - Chapter 1

abduction

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SKY WHALE SKY WHALE SKY WHALE

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No. Look at the position of the tail fins. They’re perpendicular rather than parallel to the ground. That’s a sky shark.

gnomebud

SKY SHARK SKY SHARK SKY SHARK

jedimasterazeroth

Except the upper fin is smaller than the lower fin. So that means the perspective is angled. This is a whale.

blagueofchaos

SKY WHALE SKY WHALE SKY WHALE

nebulations

[ID: A photo taken at late afternoon in a city. Above an office building is a cloud which looks very much like a shark or whale. End ID]

ghostlypawn

this video is making me SOB

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calmingthoughtsinyourhead

Fuck

The woman taking out a pin from her own hair to give it to a little girl

The lady who decided she was not just gonne make a pony tail, she was gonne braid that little girl’s hair using a five strand method

The husband of the older lady pointing out she missed a piece of hair and being so attentive

All of them asking where her mom was and telling her not to talk to strangers

Just all these people not just helping her out but trying to comb her hair and make sure it looks nice and that she likes it

Im sobbing

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clarkgriffon

this will probably be the only miraculous content i ever produce

ladybeug

I’m thinking about queen bee crushing on ladybug…. at the same time as chat noir is crushing on ladybug… so they just rile each other up and try to out-do each other until they are both monsters

Where’s the elephant Chloe

Where is it

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Iroh: so Toph, what are your goals in life?

Toph: I’ve been banned from every major city’s transportation system except Omashu

Toph: I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it

probsjosh

King Boomie, having exactly zero limits:

theotheristhedoctor

Unstoppable object meets immovable force

gaangarang

[Toph eventually slips up and is captured by the city guard force. Instead of being imprisoned or exiled, Toph finds herself being given audience with the King of Omashu.]

Bumi: Well, well, well. It seems I have finally met the troublemaker who has been causing such chaos with my rail systems.

Toph:…

Bumi: I must say, I am thoroughly impressed with your earthbending abilities. You remind me of myself when I was a lad.

Toph: Get to the point.

Bumi: I see great potential in you, Toph Beifong. I want you inherit my title once I am no longer fit to rule.

Toph: Wait what the fuck

out-there-on-the-maroon

Why wasn’t this Toph’s future instead of becoming a freaking cop. This would have made so much more sense.

gallusrostromegalus

My favorite part of this is “when I am no longer fit to rule” because

1. Implying Bumi was fit to rule at any point

1.1 except maybe in the sense that he was completely shredded

2. That he has no plans to die, (nor would death necessarily make him unfit to rule), but that he apparently intends to like. Tuck his arms and legs into himself and just roll off into the sunset.

3. Given that the Earth Kingdom has an actual ruling family that causes some drama in LoK, Toph continuing to cause monarchy confusion is both 100% in character and fucking hilarious.

definitelynotaminion

Toph takes over as King Bumi the second and everyone is like “no that’s not how inheriting works” and Bumi is like “No no she’s right, I did say “inherit my title!”

aromantic-angel

When toph is no longer fit to rule, she instills bumi (Aang’s son) as her heir and he is known as bumi 3.

catflowerqueen

Her first act as ruler is to ban herself from Omashu’s transportation system, thus fulfilling one of her life goals.

achesspiece

Nice fangs bro do you wana make out I mean make out I mean make out i mean make out sorry i mean make out i mean ma

iris-of-the-lambs

I've been spending far too much of my time trying to learn medieval illumination techniques

one of my first semi-successful attempts at fore edge painting! done on an old paperback of aesop's fables.

+ some glamour shots:

fangirlofall

Bruh

eunnieboo

another life

bobbimorses

it’s jeff! infinity comic #8

bewbin

oh no

gaycism

i've been dying at this for the past 30 minutes

rad-raz

I'm sorry but

gaycism

omfg

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sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

mrspider-deactivated20221213

a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”

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youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing

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okay to the people confused by this allow me to shed a little light on the subject

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icant fucking breathe

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world heritage post

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hellbabyfromhell

in case you ever doubted im a megamind level genius i made this post in 2011

homunculus-argument

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”