Le Déclaration

Hia! My name is Cat and I am an 18 year-old writer/musician/athlete/university student from Canada! This is like my "everything blog" so you will find all of my short stories, poems, and song covers on here! I have included links to all of my other blogs on here as well, so I hope you like all of this, and don't be afraid to ask me anything!

[cestmavie-deactivated20180619]

Hey...

So I’m like super desperate for money right now. I can’t seem to get hired anywhere right now for some reason, and my current part time mil job just isn’t paying me (sucks to suck i guess) so I need to be able to pay rent and bills and I simply cannot do that right now…

I don’t want to ask anyone for their money because that wouldn’t make me feel right, but I have tried signing up for some at home payment sites that work kinda like google’s ad plus or whatever. 

http://TheYouthCash.com/?ref=93969

Thats the link to the one that didn’t require me to put a credit card number in, so I trust it the most. I’m pretty sure all you gotta do is set up an account and then you can delete it or do whatever to it or earn money yourself, but yeah I’m super desperate and I like can’t even afford much food right now so in the interim of me getting my actual full time mil career and shit i gotta get by the seat of my pants and try to find a job and sell everything i own basically and do shit like this.

It’s like super not fun, and I’m sure a lot of you have been in a similar place at some point so the help is appreciated and I’m super sorry for this

[cestmavie-deactivated20180619]

I’d like to thank people who have been helping me out. I have made about 200$  already tanks so much, If you want to reblog this and share this it would really help me get out of this hole that I’m in. 

[ledeclaration-blog]

Anyone who can help out would be great!

[medschoolapplicant-deactivated2]

found in a physics text book

[johnskylar]

Physics majors throw a lot of shade considering they’re still not sure where 95% of the universe is hidden.

[bienmoreau]

My brother’s (a graduated theoretical physicist) only response to this was “WELL NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE!”

[peace-ces-of-me]

"You can trot and cry at the same time. And if you can’t, this isn’t the sport for you."

- Kristin Carpenter

[theclassicalhorse]

horses.

 don’t.

 care.

 what.

 you.

 wear.

[garo-master]

Linkle will be joining the Hyrule Warriors: Legends Roster!

look at her she’s so cute! 

[ledeclaration-blog]

Me: Canter?

Horse: more like can't-er

[squirtledogg]

[denchguy-deactivated20140416]

Did you just trade a MewTwo for a Pikachu? 

[ursulas-necklace-deactivated201]

The self hate

[yunas]

Linkle!

[ledeclaration-blog]

I had a dream about literally my dream house last night Now time to go recreate it in the sims

[edelweissvulpex]

This guy at my school went viral on Twitter and Reddit because he and his friend left a pair of sunglasses and a watch on the floor in the Dallas Museum of Art and people were convinced that it was an abstract art piece

[edelweissvulpex]

did u think i was joking

[babygoatsandfriends]

now this is quality content!

[kaloo-deactivated20170401]

this is my favorite post of all time 10/10 need more content like this on the tumbler dot com

[amroyounes]

Awesome industrial design ideas collected from the internet.

Part I

[greelin]

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

[virska]

“dude really you don’t have to just leave what the fu—”

“you disgust me here take these iron supplements”

“where did you even get th—”

“shut up and take your pills and dont forget your vitamin D”

[greelin]

“i’m going to check up on you weekly to make sure you’re taking them”

“that’s not necessary”

“maybe we should work on a dietary plan with foods rich in iron and other things for you”

“do you get this involved with all of your meals”

[leupagus]

VAMPIREDUDE: did u get the cookbook i orderd 4 u

ME: Oh my god, first of all stop using text speak, you told me you were 278, second how did you know where I LIVED, third yes I got it.

VAMPIREDUDE: heard onions were good 4 blood, eat lots

ME: So you can have a tasty meal? I guess you’d rather I stay away from garlic, huh.

VAMPIREDUDE: UR being v rude I just got u a present!!!

ME: THE COOKBOOK IS CALLED “HOW TO TASTE DELICIOUS,” I AM CALLING THE COPS

[krazykitsune]

#sounds like the begining of a beautiful friendship #gimme this sitcom

[harblkun]

The Sun will go down eventually!

[hannibalism]

[10000bc]

sometimes i’ll see ppl in their early 20’s completely fucking covered in tattoos and im like damn what if one day youre 33 and u want a new tattoo but u cant get one cuz u done run out of skin

[heckayeah]

I thought this was going to be really negative but Im glad with its turnout

[archivedlavender-blog]

this is a real concern for me alright

[thecutestofthecute]

[ungratefullittleshit]

Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

[mephistos-cafe-lattes]

stormtrooper to the right that doesnt know how to go through doors