Germaniac

Here you'll find humor, vines, comics, politics, and memes galore.

[hollanov81-24]

Caraxes every time Daemon comes to the dragonpit to get him because they gotta go into exile again 😂😂😂😂

[quezify]

🧄 <3

[goteamboobies]

puts him in my pocket

[sixpenceee]

[twixnmix]

Portraits by James Van Der Zee

Miss Suzie Porter (1915)

Garveyite Family (1924)

Dancer (1924)

Untitled (Little Girl in Chair) (1927)

Untitled (1930)

Unidentified Boy (1930)

A Casual Affair (1932)

Portrait of a Woman (1932)

Graduation Day (1939)

Jean-Michel Basquiat (1982)

[mwagneto]

I know German likes to take English words but when will yall realise shit like “gegoogelt” and “gechillt” sounds genuinely awful

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Ich wurde outgecalled:(

[mypetufo]

if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”

[lainphotography]

Helgoland

[tiz-aves]

that last one is a peculiar bird, but I love it anyways

[redlipstickresurrected]

Christophe Jacrot (French, b. 1960, Paris, France) - Iceland from the photo book Snjór (snow in Icelandic) , Photography

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

[i-fear-neither-death-nor-pain]

Do they not have skulls!? Why is it mushy there!?!? @bunjywunjy

[bunjywunjy]

well of course beluga has a skull!! that's just not where it is.

see, you wouldn't necessarily pick up on this, but beluga skulls (and most cetacean skulls in general) are pretty much

flat...

so what's going on up there? well, most of the beluga's head is taken up by soft tissue and a large organ called the melon, which is basically a big ol waterballoon of semiliquid fat!

(boob. it's a head boob.)

this organ is found in every toothed whale and dolphin species on the planet and it's INCREDIBLY important, because the melon is what lets them echolocate!

the actual sound-producing organ is inside their nasal passage of all places, which sits up behind there, but the melon is what's actually used to fine-tune the soundwaves into the laser-accurate pinpoints that dolphins and toothed whales are so famous for.

tldr: without their head boob, belugas and their relatives would be literally flying blind!

[puppetbilly]

does slapping the melon like that hurt it ? like does it affect how it works or anything

[proteus-no]

@weirdgirlwambsgans @vampire-juicebox you guys are in luck bc it does not! Belugas will squish their melons voluntarily against things like rocks and glass. Think of it like when you squish your butt (but at the same time not, bc they have no nerve endings beyond the skin) they even voluntarily let humans play with it!

This is a strong creature, if that hurt or bothered it, you would know

[dailyflicks]

WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING (1995) dir. Jon Turteltaub

[aibafiles]

consider: modern AU hamlet doing soliloquies in the shower

[aibafiles]

#does this mean in the first one horatio bursts into his shower like hey hamlet i saw the ghost of your dad (via hyenateeth)

yes. yes that is exactly what that means

[arrantknave]

[beradan]

“Did you - stop screaming, it’s just me - did you see your dad’s ghost recently?”

[seljepw]

Why is this so perfect?

[l-ouroboros]

Japan and beastiary!

[mintbees]

honestly WHAT is it with stem fields and turning every man who majors in one to look like this

my father used to be a frat boy who went to parties and got drunk as hell but every pic of him post graduating in chemical engineering looks like this. what happened.

[degenerate-perturbation]

Stembofication is real and it happened to me.

[thisjaegerisourgetalongshirt]

Every PhD newt got was one more nail in his stembofication coffin

[katedoesntexist]

STEMBOFICATION IM DYING

[partialbirthabortion]

I have now seen have a bag of plastic bags attributed to growing up in a black household, a Latino household, an immigrant household, an Appalachian household and a “white trash” household. I think it’s time to just admit that we all have a plastic bag bag

[divinity-infinity]

Some Stuff (Almost???? i dont know abt every single one) Every Culture Has

- a habit of having a plastic bag of plastic bags

- some variation of Pancake

- stabby weapons

[senshilegionnaire]

- matriarch has a danish butter cookies tin filled with buttons

[nonasuch]

all humans do is save plastic bags, dumpling, pancake, fill cookie tin with buttons, stab and lie

[sindri42]

universal human traits across every culture throughout history:

fried dough of some sort

alcohol; doesn’t matter what they got they’re gonna ferment it

mostly use spears in a fight but go to great lengths to make swords ‘cause they’re cooler

play games about throwing things

pack-bond with random predators

put a bunch of bags in another bag so you can have more bags per bag

[captainlordauditor]

fancy hats, finding repeated syllables in names cute, and narrative dance

[feministcriossant]

Please don’t leave this in the tags @paper-storm

[existentialterror]

this doesn’t have the bags but i love a chance to bring this out again, enjoy

[tenthfloorghostgirl]

[uni416]

...There I was, veritably myself again.

[uni416]

This life is a F*CKING NIGHTMARE

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

I love everything about this. 

[redpandarascal]

can’t stop thinking about this and laughing in a way that sounds like an animal that needs help