Sandy toes and a salty attitude

Lena | 30 | she/they | sometimes someone mistakes me for an actual person rather than a swamp creature

[my-dailydreams]

[a-lonely-dunadan]

man I love my OC that I designed I really wish I knew how to draw him

[inalii]

i'm sorry but lol

lmao, even

[secretdazedragon]

part 2 of this based on @abzania's tags

#i like to think that after this#he tries tying essek to him to keep him from floating away#and against all logic they go floating off together instead

[secretmellowart]

The Butterfly Boy: a Fairytale.

A fairytale about the feeling of waiting on the edge of massive existential societal tragedies you are powerless to prevent, the way that we scapegoat the victims of broader societal failures as if they were the Cause, and the way that we treat children who will never grow into a "conventional" adulthood.

Thank you to everyone who followed along as I was sharing the pages for these past couple months! <3 :_:

[secretdazedragon]

dont ask

[rockdistributor100]

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

[the-memedaddy]

[smooththegoofyshark]

This is the worst joke I’ve seen and I am crying

[squadron-of-damned]

[technicoloryuri]

Ebenezer Scrooge: okay I understood the ghost of straight past, and the ghost of yaoi present, but I'm a guy so how do you fit in?

Ghost of Yuri future: you haven't figured it out yet?

[errorschacha]

Anybody else noticed how hard it is under capitalism to finish warm beverages before they get cold?

[ring2002]

would you still like me even if i experienced emotions

[phantomrose96]

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

[homunculus-argument]

I fucking hate the french language. They'll call something shit like "the fatal allure of the dark shimmering mistress" and it's slang for when you stick your dick in a wine bottle and get stuck.

[translatingpostsinfrench]

homonculus-argument

Je déteste la langue française putain. Ils nomment quelque chose une connerie genre "le charme fatal de la sombre maîtresse chatoyante" et c'est de l'argot pour quand tu mets ta bite dans une bouteille de vin et tu restes coincé.

[dumb-but-happy-chaldeas]

My mom said something about how you have to put your dick in a pencil sharpener beforehand to make it fit.

[translatingpostsinfrench]

i have no idea what you're talking about and refuse to look up "bite dans un taille-crayon"

[foone]

Friendly reminder for any other people on the autism spectrum:

It's not recommended to offer to kill someone's dad, especially if you're talking to a stranger

[thoughtfuldragon]

may I please have more context?

[foone]

Sometimes dads are terrible and should die, and you can console people by offering to rid them of this troublesome parent, but you should be friends with the person before making the offer

[dustedonrouteguano]

how the fuck are we supposed to make friends if not through gestures of patricide?

[foone]

Unknown. I'll provide updates if I ever figure it out

[cottoncandylesbo]

they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons

[translatingpostsinfrench]

cottoncandylesbo

ils appellent ma bite excalibur. parce qu'elle est restée dans un lac pendant longtemps . pas d'autre raison

[cottoncandylesbo]

FOLLOW-UP QUESTIONS (BONUS POINTS)

1.) Do you think OP would allow the French near their posts? Why or why not?

2.) Does translating the post add any additional humor? If so, how?

3.) Would another language affect your chances of survival?

3.) Are you in danger?

3.) How fast can you run?

[translatingpostsinfrench]

QUESTIONS SUPPLÉMENTAIRES (POINTS BONUS)

1.) Quelque chose me fait dire que non.

2.) Le français n'est-il pas une vaste blague ?

3.) Je ne crois pas, jusque là, l'anglais n'a que des effets secondaires minimes sur ma santé.

3.) Apparement.

3.) Pardon.

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember