Damn Lefties..

My name's Trevor

[acoolguy]

don’t know why melee fans love melee so much. it’s only got 3 characters (fox, marth, and falco)

[leftistpropaganda]

I heard you can get sonic and tails if you get 20 points in Cruel Melee

[urbancripple]

Make Video Games More Accessible By...

Dear game developers: 

Make your games more accessible by

Allowing Button remapping

Supporting multiple kinds of controllers

Supporting multiple types of inputs for when solving puzzles or clues

Match the color and or pattern puzzle

Follow the sound and controller vibration to find the mcguffin

Allow for zooming in and out if you’re doing any kind of “pattern alignment” puzzle. 

Subtitles on everything, for fuck’s sake

If your motion/camera thing’s instructions start with “stand up and….”, rethink your design.

Allow for adjusting the field of view

Aim assist.

If someone is struggling with a puzzle or task, start offering tool tips and hints on screen

Remember that the goal is not to have the player play the game like you would. The goal is for the gamer to have fun and experience the game and art you’ve spent so much time and energy to create in a way that brings them joy.

Removing and avoiding harmful tropes around disability - physical or otherwise.

[leftistpropaganda]

This is a very good resource for game developers who want to make their games more accessible but are not sure exactly what that entails: http://gameaccessibilityguidelines.com/

[leftistpropaganda]

my personality

1% SPONGEBOB NOSTALGIA 99% HOT GAS

[torcado]

[silezukuk]

Double-faced doll / Kley and Hahn,circa 1915 / Presale Estimate: $1100/1500 [***]

[helltitty]

my birthday is next month

[berylb33]

[roberttheglitcherino]

The fact there’s no music playing sells the scene honestly

[melonmemes]

[cungadero]

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

I may be ugly

[frigfridge-deactivated20250106]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

[mystic-bullshit]

*they’re

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

[thebookofkoridai]

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[theonion]

WASHINGTON—According to eyewitness accounts from around the country, the nation’s middle class suddenly and mysteriously reappeared Tuesday with baffled citizens providing chilling reports of thousands upon thousands of financially stable individuals pouring onto factory floors, taking up positions along assembly lines, and resuming their former blue-collar jobs without any warning whatsoever. “While we can’t say what’s behind this unusual phenomenon, we can confirm that skilled laborers showed up en masse today at manufacturing plants in Michigan, at steel mills across Appalachia, and at countless other job sites throughout the United States,” said Secretary of Labor Alex Acosta at a hastily convened press conference, explaining that he himself was left dumbfounded upon walking outside in the morning to find vibrant working class neighborhoods repopulated with healthy, economically secure individuals heading out to the two cars in the driveways of their single-family homes on their way to steady 9-to-5 jobs. “We’re also investigating thousands of reports of department store aisles spontaneously filling with families casually loading their carts with consumer goods and then purchasing these items on credit cards that have sufficient balances. Furthermore, based on the volume of calls we’ve received, we’re setting up a designated hotline for concerned bankers and financial professionals who are unsure what to make of the droves of customers seen mysteriously depositing money into retirement funds and college savings accounts. Unfortunately, we’re completely at a loss here—there simply isn’t any logical explanation for how these people could have come back into our society.” At press time, the middle class had vanished from the nation just as quickly as it had appeared, leaving behind only the faint and fleeting smell of their well maintained lawns.

[bedbugbiting]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

every time theres a US election we (australia) get like play by play updates on it and around the 2008 one there was bonkers media coverage all the time and our political satire shows started losing their minds a little

[joematar]

“fuck”

[burnedbymarshmallow]

Really want to see this

[johanirae]

With the expert athletes on the sidelines yelling tips

[lieutenantfish]

OKAY BUT IMAGINE IF THIS HAPPENED AT HOGWARTS

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