What If

Just a place where I post odd thoughts I have throughout the day. Hopefully you find them entertaining. I also reblog art I like, because artists need to be noticed.

[yunicorn-corn]

파치리스

님들 내 커미션 좀 봐 my pixel art commission

> https://hamscorn.tumblr.com/post/189424034895/im-taking-this-commission-as-steam-money-so <

[twoguysonebeartrap]

movies where a creature of another species with a love for good food meets a mess of a human down on his luck living in a shitty apartment and the creature can control the guy’s action and he’s unwilling at first but they learn to cooperate and together they can stop the evil rich man trying to take them down

[tolstoyevskywrites-deactivated2]

This comparison is wild, but where’s the lie

[zxoroark]

honestly I feel like Hop wouldn’t totally buy into the “undefeatable champion” stuff

because yeah, his brother is super cool and strong........but also Hop has seen him slam his face into the hallway floor because he tried to do a kickflip down the stairs

[badjokesbyjeff]

Why won’t the Republicans impeach Trump?

Keep reading

[ruinedchildhood]

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[puppypresident]

i saw into the spiderverse today

[catchymemes]

Lissajous curve table

[dumbass-in-a-hoodie]

i dont understand what this is but its so mesmerising

[transgirl-link]

The top row circles determine where the dot is on the X-axis, the left row detetmines where it is on the Y-axis. They’re used to show more complex harmonic motion

[salty-dracon]

@the-real-numbers

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Appropriate ways to appreciate this gif:

[catsi]

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

[ultracrashunderride]

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

[elegyofikana-deactivated2018102]

Link?

[chaxtic-love]

yeah it was link

[kirboob]

link, after waking up not knowing anything but anger:

[mackievanstan]

[actuallyasgardian]

IM SCREAMIN

[avelera]

#BUCKY’S FUCING F A C E IN THE LAST GIF OH MY GOD#HE’S JUST LIKE#LISTEN YOUR MAJESTY#I’VE BEEN AROUND FOR A WHILE#I’VE SEEN SOME SHIT#I HAVE DONE LITERALLY NOTHING IN THE PAST 70 YEARS THAT I WAS PROUD OF#BUT AT LEAST THAT SHIT WAS ROUTINE#IN THE PAST 24 HOURS I’VE HAD A WHOLE SPECIAL UNIT BLAST ME OUT OF MY OWN HOUSE#HAD MY BRAINFUCK RESTARTED BY A FAKE PSYCHOLOGIST#(DO I EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN ON HOW MANY LEVELS THAT ONE ALONE IS REALLY FUCKED UP)#AND ENCOUNTERED NOT ONE#NOT TWO#BUT F O U R PEOPLE WITH WEAPONIZED ANIMAL COSTUMES#ONE OF THEM LEFT ME STUFFED IN THE BACK OF A SMALL CAR#ONE OF THEM IS A SMALL CHILD WITH SUPERGLUE WHO STILL KINDA KICKED MY ASS#AND ONE OF THEM IS YOU#I actually don’t know what’s up with the dude in the ant helmet he seems okay though#BASICALLY WHAT I’M SAYING IS#I’M REALLY SORRY ABOUT YOUR DAD#BUT I’M KINDA HAVING A REALLY SHIT DAY MYSELF#PLEASE CUT ME SOME SLACK @therothwoman

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i was playing pokemon blue on stream earlier at 350% speed and i got to thinking

what if the reason nobody in the pokemon world has any good teams is because its considered a dick move to have a proper team comp

like culturally everyone is like “haha pick the pokemon you want! if you’re happy with three geodudes, thats you and your life!” and then you’re supposed to just have a friendly battle with any other pokemon trainers and whatever pokemon they just happen to have

like the average trainer is probably just walking around with a growlithe because that’s their pet, or a hiker has three geodudes because the geodudes help him with hiking. and if this pet owner and geodude hiker meet, you’re supposed to have a friendly battle but nothing too serious

now imagine the 10 year old kid that has six pokeballs on their belt comes up. you’re like “haha, we’ll have a friendly battle!” and you throw out your geodude 

and they throw out a fucking gyarados, and it one-shots your geodude 

and then you throw out your pidgey you have because the pidgey helps you navigate mountains because you’re a hiker

and then electricity crackles around the gyarados and a thunderbolt flies off of this giant dragon and evaporates your pidgey 

so you’re down to your last pokemon. you tell them you’re gonna send out your bulbasaur. the ten year old is like “oh okay in that case i’m gonna pull out my vulpix.” like not only is this kid walking around with an amped-up super dragon, but theyve also got multiple pokemon specifically for making type advantage counter-picks?

this kid’s a fucking asshole! really, kid? what are you trying to prove here? this is a friendly match between strangers for fun! why are you composing real-ass competitive teams? what a fucker! 

[jumpingjacktrash]

i mean if you look at how npc’s talk about their pokemon, they’re service animals mostly. some of them are just pets. apparently they really enjoy sparring, so you let them battle other people’s pokemon for socialization, it’s like going to the dog park.

hell yes i’d be mad if i took my chronic pain support chow-chow to the dog park and some asshole with four rottweilers and a husky was like SIC EM THUNDERNUTS even if my dog enjoyed the tussle at first.

look, kid, the paras helps me weed the garden. it’s not a special forces attack paras. it’s just a bug that eats dandelions. please calm down.

[maxknightley]

This is precisely why Cooltrainers are exiled to the mountains

[soup-erb]

[dr-archeville]

So my first thought upon seeing these is “Why, then, do they not eat cake?”

And then I learned the actual story behind these photos: Clemson University’s football team (the Tigers) held their national championship celebration (15-0 win this season) at the White House last night (2019/01/14), but because much of the residence staff at the White House is furloughed, Trump personally payed for the event to be catered with food from Burger King, McDonald’s, and Wendy’s. [source] [source]

McD’s sauces in gravy boat

Fries served in paper cups with the PotUS seal on them.

[freelesbiangod]

Good job Trump <3

[charlesll-of-spain]

Actually this makes a fair bit of sense

[atheism-populism-egalitarianism]

“Good job Trump” ITS HIS FAULT THE WORKERS AREN’T BEING PAID IN THE FIRST PLACE DO NOT FUCKING PRAISE THIS INSOLENT FAT CHILD WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS?!!

[squidward-sword-hd]

You know the President doesn’t decide what the workers are paid, right? That’s their employers who do that. And I get they decided to pay them minimum wage, and that’s decided by the government, but it’s usually decided state-to-state, and was already in place before Trump got into office.

Trump isn’t responsible for everything you hate, you know. You can’t even acknowledge when he does something alright. You’re fucked.

[atheism-populism-egalitarianism]

Do u even understand the topic and post you’re commenting on??? Do you?????? Do you??????????????????

[squidward-sword-hd]

You’re the one who brought up payment of the workers.

[legolaciraptor]

@sounds-neet The U.S. government is shut down right now. Because the government is shut down, nobody is getting paid anything, regardless of what their paygrade is. Therefore, they're all on furlough, therefore, Trump was forced to pay for this meal on his own.

[badjokesbyjeff]

[jackdawn]

Visit Original Link

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

[howlsomehowell]

[visitingfan]

[samandriel]

everytime i hear this my lungs hurt from laughing

[timeturnersandwands-blog]

I just fOUND HTE BEST GIF OMFG

[vintage-bleeznuggets]

I HAVE LOOKED FOR THIS LONGER THAN I HAVE BEEN ALIVE

[hazlelnoot]

37chickenducks

[sashahilbert]

No, no, these .gifs are terrible to go with this song.

You need something like this:

[inverted-author-blog]

ITS BACCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

[becausedragonage]

This came up on my dash. Meanwhile on the radar:

I clicked over (source) and saw these:

Serendipity and perfection.

[northeastartist]

I need this in my life this sounds like a sassy mafia gang circling you and instead of guns they only use the power of dance and music

[isoputual-moved]

I am morally obligated to reblog this post

[cousinborris-deactivated2021070]

does anyone know who this cover is actually done by?

[96theater]

yeah its by max raabe

[meepsound]

I thought it sounded like Max Raabe!

[galahadwilder]

This is… I don’t even KNOW what the fuck this is

[zamzamafterzina]

Now that i think about it, if avengers and the mcu took place in the 90s who would eddie murphy play? like there is no way he’d play a supporting character esp to a white guy in the 90s….hmmm he’d probably audition and try hard for t’challa, but they’d probably give him blue marvel…but that character didn’t exist in the 90s…and there is no way he’d play Hiemdall lmao.

[threesideddream]

I literally just passed this when I was on imgur

[bbcwhereareyou]

I’m dumbfounded by how on point this is?

[congalineofdurin]

This is so perfect I’m actually a little pissed off

[suneiaaa]

Finally colored ya sunshine potions boy Alf! PROTECT THAT SMILE!!!