Gillian Leffler @legumesandmarmalade - Tumblr Blog

I ain’t afraid of no goats.

I am suspicious of the pineapple though.

tessamaethompson Took a break from protecting the galaxy to make shapes to a song some androids sent to me for my birthday. 🐐. I will be dancing to it for the rest of my natural life. @wondaland should we make the world a better place and leak the track ?

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Superheroes being 197% done with wii music playing

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This is a thing of beauty.

musica:

a-fucking-velociraptor

Aragog

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This is awesome.

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All the dramatic head snaps.

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But that belt tho

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….what happens next??

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Cynthia Rothrock in the pink shirt from the movie Righting Wrongs aka Above The Law

8th Degree Black Belt in Tang Soo Do

Black Belt in Taekwondo

Black belt in Karate

Black Belt in Eagle Claw

Black Belt in Wu Shu

Black Belt in Northern Shaolin

Black Belt in Pai Lum Tao Kung Fu

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When the other PTA mom think her lemon bars were better than yours but she didn’t even use real lemon

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i truly honestly feel bad for people who don’t think spongebob was ever funny

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I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

ME

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what on earth

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

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tchaikovsky is proud

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In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

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Flute boy: “DON’T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.”

Bystander: “Wait, you-”

FB: “aAAAAHH”

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My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.

When I got her, she’d been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when she’d barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and she’s gotta be excited or she just stares at me like “Sorry, the bork system needs charging”) and she’ll do it happily when she’s excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.

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What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!

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I… did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks she’s a Very Good Dog. :D

She’s a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (they’re usually a lot more high energy and excitable - she’s super laid back and chill). She’s a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because she’s grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:

Ezri’s best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter go “Isn’t that a bit much?”

I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favourite thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.

New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night: