LemonFarmer's Blog

...How old am I god almost 30, it feels like a dream I just woke up from. At least I'm gay as fuck.

[furryprovocateur]

it really is insane how little you hear about "america has the world's highest prison population by such a significant margin that it would be seen as excessively over-the-top if it was used in fiction"

[furryprovocateur]

before you say "4% isn't that big of a difference between the US and China"

for anyone bad at math 1.4 billion divided by 340 million is about 4. we have a fourth the population of china but a higher prison population and a higher incarceration rate by far. this is just widely publicly available information that you're supposed to just accept. it's not supposed to make you go insane.

[lady-ofmischief]

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

[kitsunetsuki-deactivated2026051]

Franco Marocco - Playmen Magazine (Feb. 1988)

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[legally-a-bastard]

possessed by a racecar(tragic)

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

"ARNGHERRANHGERGNAHGHGERNAGH"

[plagueship-deactivated20260202]

Baby

[quasi-normalcy]

"A Memory Called Empire" perfectly captures the feeling of being on the outside of an empire, looking in as it immolates itself, and hoping not to get burned.

[quasi-normalcy]

Also that kind of intoxicating feeling of being in an imperial metropole, and being impressed by its culture and all of the things that you recognize from TV shows and books you read growing up, but also knowing that the metropole's centrality in your cultural imagination is entirely because of centuries of brutal imperialism.

[quasi-normalcy]

It also picks up on something subtle that genuinely made me surprised that the author was American, namely, that when you live in an independent state on the periphery of a cultural hegemon, your entire national identity becomes oriented around Not Getting Annexed.

[thesnadger]

Being a Jew in America right now is so bizarre. The president's right hand man endorses a far-right German party that wants to remove Holocaust memorials and ban the sale of kosher meat, members of the ruling party are doing nazi salutes at rallies, and standing members of congress openly repeat conspiracy theories about the Rothschilds and Jewish space lasers. Then you see a news article about antisemitism and it's like "we need to do something about all these college students protesting mass killings."

[enki2]

[therainbowwillow]

They should invent an essay where you just do research forever and then you never write anything

[liberalsarecool]

Abolish Tesla.

[seymour-butz-stuff]

Elon uses his overvalued Tesla stock as collateral for all his loans.

If the stock price crashes, banks will ask for their money back.

The Twitter deal alone would break him - twitter has tanked in value, he couldn't sell it to pay off his loans.

[j-swin79]

[ultrareginarules]

Please, oh please. Not just well deserved karma, it would be so fucking funny.

[localgays2]

[sacred-portal]

[cosmicretreat]

[tamamita]

[nudityandnerdery]

The GOP Constitution somehow starts on the Second Amendment, apparently.

[msaprildaniels]

The President ordering universities to expel students for protesting (protest is legal, by the way) is exactly the sort of overreach that would set the GOP's hair on fire if Obama had done it.

[smokefuneral-deactivated2015020]

[scoutsmoocrew]

This person needs to be arrested im going to cry

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

How do you go through all the effort of setting up a sous vide to do this????

[swagforbirds]

never tell me that magic isnt real ever again when this is clear evidence of a person transmogrifing Meat into Wood

[thyrell]

i can transmogrify meat into wood by lookin at pictures of titties if ya get what im sayin

[weaselle]

hey, we all love tiddies here but this person has perpetrated a crime against nature and we need you stay focused

[lemonfarmer]

There is no way that's waygu, it doesn't have any fat in it at all.

[myguiltyotpleasures]

[drunkenhills]

This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience

[savvylikeyeahhh]

freedom

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is absolutely what a cats internal monologue is like <3

[suzoar]

Actually Ive decided to be angry now

[whatevergreen]

"I want to make one thing clear. I left BBC News last year after covering Gaza for months because I could see evidence accumulating into the robust conclusion that Israel has been committing war crimes & crimes against humanity" Karishma Patel