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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
I apologize to all my followers for this
if i had to read this you do too
I have a hate-hate relationship with this
Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…
Tis the season bitches
DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN
Why is this on my dash?
…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.
You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance.
“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post
every fucking year i have to see this on my dash please just let me fucking r e s t
It’s that time again.
“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance”
Still my favorite quote from this hellsite
It’s not anywhere NEAR December but I just found this and even though I’m not entirely sure what’s going on, I want to see how this plays out. Someone give me a comic or a fanfic of this and “maybe we all got a little bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us the chance” simply must be in there. I never realized I’d be invested in Grinch x Tony the Tiger lore, or that it would be so deep lol
i can’t stop giggling
LMAO THE DUFFERS HATE THEM SO BAD
THEY FUCKING WROTE THEM AND THEY HATE THEM 😭😭😭😭😭😭
yearn-a-tron 3000 over here
literally what the fuck michael
Will Byers’s terrible horrible no good very bad month
Gurl, Will Byers' terrible horrible no good very bad LIFE
the knights and merlin are kidnapped and the kidnappers quickly realize that the scrawny servant is protected by the knights and since the knights are trained to withstand anything the kidnappers could throw at them it’d be pointless to torture them for info, so they turn their sights on merlin - a servant who is glancing around nervously and was hiding behind a tree when they ambushed the knights and was definitely not taught to withstand torture. they chain the knights to the walls and send in a fighter to wail on merlin who keeps opening his fat mouth to taunt the fighter into hitting harder so the fighter (offended, indignant) punches harder. the knights are straining against their restraints and calling out threats and insults to the fighter and telling merlin to shut the fuck up. merlin spits blood at the fighters feet and tells them they hit like a bitch.
the fighter is irate and merlin hits the ground while the fighter pummels him. merlin curls into a ball and begs them to stop. the kidnappers outside watching the whole thing call the fighter back out so they don’t kill the serving boy bc thats their leverage rn. merlin remains laying on the ground until the kidnappers footsteps disappear after which he jumps up covered in blood, with a wide grin, and holds up a ring of keys. he unlocks all the knights chains and they’re looking him over with worry but merlin just beams (blood running from his nose over his teeth) and says he was being honest, their fighter hits like a bitch.
After c!Thomas watched Puss in Boots 2, Roman sang “Favorite Fearless Hero” nonstop for at least a day
After c!Thomas watched Puss in Boots 1, Roman disappeared for a few days.
He came back perfectly fluent in Spanish. That's how it happened.
merlin but he’s like a disney princess with like animals who love him and come help him with his chores while he hums and they chirp jafskdfj
featuring a scene where arthur walks in like “…merlin is that a rat doing my laundry”
and merlin’s like “um excuse you, that rat has a name”
and arthurs like “…merlin why is there a rat doing my laundry?”
and merlin’s like “wait is this not normal?”
because it never occurred to him that people don’t just casually sing with animals while they help with chores like he thought everyone talked to animals like that
Arthur, shouting: This is it! This is the final straw!
Gwaine: Wait, we’re out of straws?
Merlin: No, I thought I saw some in the kitchen.
Percival: You actually use straws?
Merlin: No, not usually, but Arthur likes them, so if I’m out, I’ll pick some up.
Lancelot: Well, don’t get paper straws.
Gwen: Oh, they make metal straws now! We can grab some of those!
Elyan: What’s wrong with just plain plastic straws?
Percival: The turtles, Elyan.
Gwaine: TUrtles don’t use straws.
Percival: I-I know, that’s not what I’m–
Leon: All right, all right, well, first things first, let’s just find out if we even need more straws. Okay?
Merlin: Well, Arthur said he used the last straw.
Gwaine: Maybe he was lying.
Lancelot: Come on, Gwaine, be serious. Why would he lie about something like that?
Gwaine: Ask him yourself. He’s climbing out the window right now.
becoming more comfortable with being aroace means im becoming immune to ships and i dont know how to feel about that
Who is this person and why are we not best friends because FUCKING SAME ITS KILLING ME
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merlin but its just him sneaking out magic users to safety in ridiculous and obvious ways
like it starts with him sneaking into the dungeons and leading them out the night before their execution but making sure he has an alibi for the night just in case (it doesn’t matter if he doesn’t tbh arthur will be there to explain how his dimwitted manservant could never pull this off)
then gradually he doesn’t even wait until it’s night (working for gaius and for arthur is hard and that doesn’t even account for his job as arthur’s secret protector - he has no time)
there’s a scene where some evil magic user tries to assassinate arthur but merlin finds out and
merlin: if i may ask, why are you trying to kill arthur
evil magic user: BECAUSE OF THE EVILS HIS FATHER HAS PLAGUED THIS LAND WITH
merlin: ah but you’re not killing his father, you’re killing arthur
evil magic user: I AM STOPPING UTHER’S BLOOD FROM CONTINUING TO POISON MORE AND MORE PEOPLE
merlin: well that’s not really fair to arthur, is it? your anger is understandable but arthur is not his father, it would be unfair to damn him for his father’s sins. instead if we show arthur that magic is not evil, he will know his father’s ways were wrong
contemplating evil magic user: how can we put our trust on a chance
merlin: arthur’s a good man, my word may mean little, but i truly know him. would you like to come up for tea and we can discuss it thoroughly and also how you should spend your energy finding other magic users so you have a community and you can all plan for a better future together
not so evil magic user: … yes please
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magic users who don’t have anywhere to go all get sent to hunith’s house where she helps them find their footing and sometimes they stay in ealdor and sometimes they leave but they’re safe
everyone in ealdor side-eyes the random ass people hunith’s kid keeps on sending her but ultimately dont say shit because god knows uther would just kill all of them for assisting magic or some bs and their own king isnt better
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there is a scene where merlin sneaks a magic user out and they thank him for risking his life and merlin says “nah don’t worry i do this all the time” and then makes a note to himself to tell arthur that the security at camelot is awful (after arthur becomes king of course)
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sometimes when all else fails merlin pretends to know whatever person is on the run and makes a big show about missing them and no way could they have magic maybe he uses his magic to block theirs or if theyre a druid cover their druid marks and yeah
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he pretends mordred is his younger brother and no one questions it
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arthur knows what he’s doing and corners him like “ARE YOU STUPID?? YOU’RE SO OBVIOUS MY FATHER WILL FIND OUT”
and merlin’s like “no offense but your dad aint known for being smart babe”
and arthurs like thats treason but he helps cover up for merlin anyway
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merlin helping someone sneak out but then bringing them to arthur’s room real quick because he forgot something there
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merlin using the residents of the castle’s stupidity and obliviousness against them
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leon knows whats going on and he brings it up to arthur before arthur figures it out but he does it vaguely and arthur thinks its about his crush on merlin and swears leon to secrecy and leons like “aight” and helps cover for merlin too
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arthur still doesn’t know about merlin’s magic
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leon does though and he thinks its another thing that him and arthur have sworn to secrecy about
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there’s now a place near ealdor where magic users can go for safety if they don’t go to hunith directly like a magic hotel thing
yeah
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merlin accidentally and kinda purposefully at times (but mostly on accident) helps unite the magic community and that causes less people to go evil
unfortunately, it also means that people who are too far gone in their desire for revenge or just in their own evilness are more organized but merlin is strong so its okay and he doesn’t have to deal with half assed attempts made by people who don’t think they have any other choice
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the servants all know whats up but they don’t get paid enough to deal with this shit
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yeah thats all ive got for now
what’s y’all’s favorite part of vol 2? mine was at the end of episode nine when eddie graduated and the whole party was there to support him and when he ran down the stage to them, robin and nancy were holding hands and steve was holding a bouquet of wildflowers and then it cut to eddie and steve making out in steve’s car on their to a date. and then lucas and max were at the movies together on a double date with will and mike and then everyone met for ice cream after!!! that was the cutest scene:)
Maybe if we cover our ears, shut our eyes, and sing cute gay love songs, and tell ourselves it's true because it is. It's true, everyone is fine and gay. So, so very gay. Yes. Yes. I'm fine. I'm not broken. Everyone is gay and very happy and it's all going to be fine.
i think the duffer brothers got confused about which show they were writing because this was supposed to be ‘stranger things’ and not ‘straighter things’
Brother 1 probs had a cold on the day like
Brother 1: were ngoing do write straingur dings
Brother 2: straighter things?
Brother 1: no, hraingur dings
Brother 2: yeah that's what I said. Ah, nothing like a big ol heaping of queerbaiting to get the day started.
Brother 1: eh shure.
Note to self;
Don't be gay in Indiana
Words of Wisdom my dudes
I just watched Merlin season 3 episode 13. And uh....
Merlin: I have magic
Lance: that doesn't make you immortal
Me: *starts crying uncontrollably*