...peach time

🍑🍑🍑 🍁call me Glowy!🍁 27, she/they into monsuno, spyro, my time at portia/sandrock, hollow knight and ori!!! shadowhornet is my monsuno side blog

[blemgoid]

at the bus stop showing a stranger the picture of the devil that I keep in my wallet

[artie-ology]

the jason todd death vote is so fascinating to me from a societal and political perspective

[medievaljournalist]

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

[thecactifindahome]

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

these tags are probably a joke but genuinely i do think that more games with romance candidates in general should require you to at least be on friendly terms with their family/close friends before they will romance/marry you. so yes. romancing the MILF will require attending her kid's pretend tea party first. to prove you mean business

[aromantic-diaries]

I need to come up with a way to phrase "it objectively makes more sense to interpret this character as aromantic instead of gay" that doesn't get misinterpreted as homophobia. Funny, people are really comfortable being blatantly arophobic when it's the other way around.

[thagomizersshow]

I think the fact kiwi birds have nostrils at the tip of their beaks isn't just y'know, an adaptation for sniffing out worms, but also important for their vibes and aura.

You can't see it, but you can feel it

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um

[starspilli]

Sharpshooterrrr

[foxs0x]

The richest woman in my country wants to have the 2032 Olympic rowers compete over salt water crocodile infested waters, simply because the river is in the same town where her gold and silver mines are, to show off where the Olympic medals come from.

So she wants to risk lives to stroke her own fucking ego.

Salt water crocodiles are THE BIGGEST CROCODILES in the world, they are HIGHLY territorial and extremely dangerous.

I can't get over how fucked up this is. How dystopian, selfish and evil this is. What the fuck is going on with this world.

[sexybritishllama]

to get a job you have to have 10 years of experience in every possible tool and task that could even tangentially be related to what you'll actually be doing and then you have to prove that you're the smartest person in the world and you're organised and proactive and have great problem solving skills. and then if you beg on your knees like a dog enough and actually get the job, the entire first week will be doing spent reading shit like: 'MANDATORY HEALTH AND SAFETY TRAINING: if the floor is SLIPPERY or BUMPY, you might TRIP. this is BAD. please take this test to check your knowledge. question 1: is tripping bad? yes/no'

[dogpuppy]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[990000]

simongerman600

[brunhiddensmusings]

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

[holdup-andrememberthetime]

“What to do with this information”: kick ass at hangman

[dragonanarchist1155]

Also useful for simple codebreaking and decoding an unhashed simple letter cypher.

[cannibalcaprine]

the rocky wastes…

[anarchopuppy]

"dont feed the trolls" is an even more important rule in an age where that troll is likely to be a chatbot trained on bad politics crawling tags specifically to waste ur time. do not engage

[akajustmerry]

Nothing infuriates me like seeing (mostly white) people move to australia specifically from europe, usa, etc and they make social media posts like "omg australia is a utopia!! it's so much better here than [x country]!! there's no problems like [x country we absolutely have the same or similar problems as] and everyone and everything is laid back and easy!!" because all they show me is you're a fucking coloniser without even the courtesy to do basic research. how about you google offshore island detentions, deaths in custody, ndis cuts, press freedom (spoiler: there's almost none), pine gap military base, what happened to palestinian visa holders the last 3 years, how many ppl facing prison time for being pro-palestine accross multiple states, the data centers being built illegally, google "closing the gap outcomes", look up how many coal mines have been and are projected to be built on stolen land in a climate crisis, look up how many 1000s of people have been displaced and made homeless without relief or recourse thanks to climate-change driven floods and fires, look up how many DV deaths there are a week, and if you have a bit more time maybe take a fucking squiz at how the most popular politician in the country rn is an old white woman who has been convicted of racist and islamophobic abuse by the highest court in the country, and most recently flew to London to do a podcast with an actual Nazi who's so fucking evil not even nigel farage would associate with him....and she's the most popular politician in the country. i get it's exciting to move and be somewhere new that may seem or even be better in some ways than where you're from, but read the room and have some respect.

[russsiawave]

Please don't take the conductor's seat.

[theonewhowanks]