highkey hates beans @lemonscentedbathsalts - Tumblr Blog

The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

sexy-people-contests-2026

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 4

Goncharov (Goncharov)

Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)

Voting ended onJun 8

dreamycastaway

The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

iwriterobots

one-time-i-dreamt

I was tidying up a room, and right in the middle of it I saw a massive grandfather clock. At some point I noticed it had the AO3 symbol on it, so obviously I decided to take a picture and post it on Tumblr.

Except I accidentally captioned it, “guys check this out, I’ve got the one and only AO3 grandfather cock.”

I realized immediately, but by the time I reblogged it with “CLOCK” in all caps, it was too late. It had already done numbers on this hellsite.

lakeside-paradise

#mygrandfathercock

dreamweirder

girlsludged

please consider writing to Prarieland defendants Autumn Hill and Meagan Morris, they are both trans lesbians incarcerated in men's prisons for protesting an ICE facility

prosecution established affiliation by way of defendants having fucking anarchist zines, the kind of shit you see in a punk house. this is what they want and are willing to pursue for all of us who aren't willing to lay down and die, imprisonment and torture and the absolute stripping of our dignity (the govt gleefully included their deadnames in a press release yesterday; Morris' public defender has consistently deadnamed and misgendered her despite her legal name change)

there is no one who will protect us except us, and if our sisters are lost to us and forgotten as soon as they are grabbed by the prison system (ie if the system is allowed to work as intended) then we are failing, and we are woefully unprepared for a world where they start taking more of us

Autumn is a loving wife and is interested in religious history and mythology. Write to her at FMC Fort Worth.

Meagan Elizabeth Morris is loved by her wife housemates, and dogs. Her name was legally changed in 2007, but the federal complaint used her

jenjen4280

Taken in 2000 about a year into our relationship.

Taken in 2024 (last weekend). Didn’t quite get the pose or positioning right, but hey, we’re older and our memory ain’t what it used to be!

queer-joy-detector

Queer joy detected!

lustcannibalism

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

lustcannibalism

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

typecasto

behold, context

toweringclam

one-time-i-dreamt

not a dream

what the duck is a blorbo

gay-hrithik-roshan

one-time-i-dreamt

What does a stock photo of some random guy brooding have to do with my question

moved-2-coyotemaximum

i'm so sorry to tell you that's not some random guy brooding, that's jensen ackles, the guy who played dean winchester in supernatural. i think this may be a screenshot from the show.

one-time-i-dreamt

My mom calls him pouty and the other one squeezy

one-time-i-dreamt

thank you, I didn't do it intentionally

friendlyneighborhoodmadbi-entist

on the one hand im honored that my tags got noticed but on the other hand now everyone can see the fact that i got misha collins and jensen ackles mixed up

in my defense they look exactly the same

one-time-i-dreamt

In your defense when you said this was Misha Collins I immediately believed you that this was his name instead of Jensen Shackles

fangirl-nadir

This post gives off vintage Tumblr vibes

allinory

No the real vintage tumblr would already add at least one supernatural gif to the post

one-time-i-dreamt

kentucky-fried-thea

this happened an Hour ago

sarcasticsouthernbookworm

I’m sorry, I need to bring us back around to pouty and squeezy because that’s perfect and I love it

confusedconfetti

*tries to fit this gif in here somewhere*

one-time-i-dreamt

THAT'S SQUEEZY!

edenial

he sure pouts a lot its the perfect name

one-time-i-dreamt

I couldn't find the right image to explain why my mom called the other one squeezy (because he often kept his lips "tightly squeezed", according to her) so here's this image instead

rlydsntmttr-deactivated20250124

this post is from... *check notes* yesterday?

aingealbites

Ok, but what is a blorbo?

one-time-i-dreamt

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED BY MY MOM THAT I (ACCIDENTALLY) LIED TO YOU ALL

TURNS OUT, SOME 18 OR SO YEARS AGO MY MOM AND AUNT DECIDED TO GIVE SUPERNATURAL A GO AND STARTED WATCHING THE FIRST SEASON TOGETHER AND IT WAS MY AUNT, NOT MY MOM, WHO GAVE POUTY AND SQUEEZY THEIR NICKNAMES

I must add that my aunt is the kind of person who cares not about pop culture

one-time-i-dreamt

There was a secret dollar store that only the social elite were allowed to go to, and you basically had to clip through the walls to get to it like the backrooms. Nothing in the store was under $5.

superbeans89

I heard there was a Dollar Store

But for the Elite and not the Poor

But you don’t really go for bargains

Do ya?

It goes like this, a wall to clip

A final fall, a spatial slip

In the back rooms, nothing costs less than a fiver

Than a fiver

Than a fiver~

prettiestboytoy2

Gender-bent TF2 teams by lullindo

caterpilleee

0ddoblivion

This kills me every time

shikiimisaki

hahaimdrowning

Elizabeth Kirkman Fitzhugh, Militant Mary

November 13, 1914

adelphicoracle

I had never heard of this character before, but it really was published over a hundred years ago. Here’s a comics blog talking about her, and a couple more gems: