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i'm obsessed with the 80s and deutschland 83 atm but this blog stopped having a theme in 2014.

[thygeekblog]

[onedirectionforever]

remember when Mulan risked her life and her family’s honor to save her dad and ended up saving all of China from the Huns but Anna and Elsa are considered Disney’s feminist icons

[karkarkat]

Remember when Tiana spent hours and hours working hard to save up for her own restaurant to make her dreams a reality without any man in the equation, but Anna and Elsa are the feminist icons?

[pansexual-chocolate]

Remember when Nani tried went from job to job so the social services would get off her back and let her keep her sister. Then when they did come for lilo she negotiated with them and when her sister was kidnapped; She beat up an alien with a branch demanding to be taken to her sister. But you know anna and elsa are the feminist icons?

[thecrazyalaskan]

[imsoshive]

Stores that went outta business

[wombshaker]

KB Toys was that work 😔

[iraffiruse]

[twinkricksanchez-deactivated201]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[heymrsamerica]

Shiiiiiiiit👌🏾

[smashing-yng-man]

[theycallme-jb-deactivated202103]

This is so accurate it hurts

[zimmbonni]

every time i see someone call jack a hockey robot i lose 5 yrs of my life

[bluegrasshole]

alternate ending 3/?

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

im glad whoever made this photo helpfully added a red circle so i could spot the alien but im still not sure where the alien is. could someone please magnify the alien so i can see it. i cant find any

[eenuttings]

hope this helps

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

thanks jens but i still dont know what youre showing me. could you point some arrows at it or something. maybe that will help me see it

[eenuttings]

here you go

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

thank you for trying to help jens but i dont see anything of interest. could you maybe increase the saturation and exposure on the alien or something. that oughta make it stand out. add a few more circles and arrows too maybe

[eenuttings]

hope this is helpful

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

thanks jens this has been really helpful. i dont see anything though. could you magnify it a little bit more 

[eenuttings]

okay

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

oh shit is that an alien

[eenuttings]

yeah

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

oh wow

[inkskinned]

when someone loves you - really loves you - treat them gently. text your best friend back when you can. tell your mother you noticed her haircut and that she was right about that recipe. tell your grandfather that the boats in his bottles are the best things you’ve ever seen. be good to the people who are good to you. it’s the least you can do.

[jahdivision-deactivated-deactiv]

[tempestuous-sovereignity]

my name is luna enriquez

Dear Lunchbag

[majortvjunkie]

this needs to always be on my dashboard

[krxs100]

!!!!!!! ATTENTION !!!!! PLEASE READ VERY IMPORTANT !!!!!!!

Just a Reminder that Donald Trump is and always has been an abuser.  A third woman has now accused Mr. Trump of rape.

A woman filed a  lawsuit claiming that when she was thirteen years old she was held as a sex slave to Mr. Trump and his friend Jeffrey Epstein. The woman claimed to have a witness, “Tiffany Doe,” to the incidents. Mr. Epstein is a notorious  “billionaire pedophile” who is now a Level 3 registered sex offender - the most dangerous kind, “a threat to public safety” — after being convicted of misconduct with another underage girl.

Mr. Trump has a long history of debasing women he’s worked with, crossing the line on a regular basis. He’s taken lifelong joy in objectifying women, including his proclamation: “Women, you have to treat ‘em like shit.”

He’s also  been accused of worse than just misogynist language. Two prior women have accused Mr. Trump, in court documents, of actual or attempted sexual assault. (Mr. Trump denies all the allegations.) In fact, Under oath, Ivana Trump accused Mr. Trump of a violent rape. First was Ivana Trump, Donald Trump’s first wife, who said under oath in a 1989 deposition that he had violently attacked her, ripped out her hair and forcibly penetrated her without her consent.

READ HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION

#StayWoke

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[puckish-thoughts]

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

I don’t care if Hillary Clinton is corrupt. I don’t care if she lies, if she cheats, if she eats bowls of newborn chipmunks for breakfast.

She is literally the only thing standing in the way of a fascist dictator becoming President of the United States with a Republican majority congress that guarantees he can do anything he wants and nothing will be able to stop him.

I was and still am a Bernie supporter, and I hate a lot of things about Clinton, but none of that matters anymore. If Trump is elected, people are going to die. Women are going to die when Roe v Wade is overturned and Planned Parenthood is defunded. LGBTQ people are going to die when conversion therapy is further legalized and more bathroom bills are passed. POC are going to die as Trump rounds up Mexican immigrants, gives more power to the police, and fuels the fires of Islamaphobia. Poor people are going to die as Obamacare gets overturned and further cuts are made to welfare programs. And that’s just in this country. That’s not even taking account the all-too-likely outcomes of Trump starting new wars in the Middle East and having control of nuclear bombs that he’s said he ‘would not rule out’ using.

This is no longer even about ‘the lesser of two evils’. This is not ‘scare tactics’. This is literally life and death. Don’t fuck around and tell me you’re voting third-party or not voting at all, because you don’t have that luxury. 

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

I am delighted that this post has gotten as many notes as it has, but as Election Day grows closer I would like to flush it out with some additional information and facts, particularly for those people who are still considering voting third party and those who still consider Clinton “just as bad” as Trump.

Why you shouldn’t vote for Jill Stein

Why you shouldn’t vote for Gary Johnson

Why you shouldn’t vote third party AT ALL: x, x, x, x (hint, it’s because the electoral college presently makes it impossible for third party to win)

Worried about Clinton’s scandals? John Oliver breaks it down.

Comparison of Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders’ views. They voted the same 93% of the time. 

A comprehensive review of Donald Trump’s corruption

Donald Trump is being sued for raping a 13 year old girl in 1994, and there is merit to the case.

Oxford Economics predicts that Trump’s policies would remove $1 trillion from the US economy, while the Peterson Institute projects that a Trump presidency could cost nearly 5 million US jobs.

Donald Trump repeatedly asked why the US couldn’t use nuclear weapons

Donald Trump’s cruel streak

37 of the most offensive things Trump ever said

Donald Trump unveils plan to make abortion illegal again

Feds investigating Trump advisor’s meeting with Russian officials seeking to influence U.S. election (Trump called Putin a better leader than Obama.)

Trump’s campaign paid his businesses $8.2 million

Trump flies in a plane with gold-plated bathroom fixtures and pays for it with tax dollars

Trump’s financial plan would increase the debt by $5.3 trillion above current levels, Clinton’s by $200 billion 

Trump wants to eliminate food safety regulations

Trump was sued by the Justice Department for housing discrimination against black people

Trump has reaped at least $885 million in tax breaks, grants and other subsidies for luxury apartments, hotels and office buildings in New York

Concerned that Hillary Clinton defended a child rapist? She tried to get out of it, but she had no choice. 

The official Republican platform includes banning abortion, overturning marriage equality, no background checks for purchasing guns, declaring coal “clean energy”, religion used as a guide for legislation, a border wall, and pornography declared a “public menace”.

Politifact says that Hillary has made ‘false’ statements 11% of the time and ‘pants on fire’ statements 2%, compared to Trump’s 37% and 17%.

Bernie supporter? Bernie says that now is not the time for a protest vote. Bernie tells you why you should vote for Hillary Clinton. Bernie says that Trump must not become president.

Please do not waste your vote. You can complain about Hillary Clinton as much as you want, but complain about her while you vote for her.

[damaramegido]

I try to avoid politics on my blog, but this is seriously important.

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

I M P O R T A N T

Sorry for being that annoying white guy but this is for everyone. REGISTER TO VOTE. SHOW UP. PLEAS VOTE FOR HILARY RODHAM CLINTON AS OUR NEXT PRESIDENT!!!!!!

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

[lenora-rauch-blog]

Adventures in Pokemon Go

(I spent the morning exploring the area around me, finding pokestops and finding pokemon. One of my closest pokestops is at a small community church a few blocks from my house.)

Me: Sweet! An EGG!

Woman: (coming out of the church) Excuse me?

Me: (thinking 'busted') Yes?

Woman: People have been pulling up and looking at their phones and leaving all morning. What's going on? Is it a scavenger hunt?

Me: Oh, uh, I guess, in a way it is? (I show her my phone and try to explain the game)

Woman: Look, they have our picture on here! And they got our pride flag in the shot, that's so nice! I'm the pastor, should I put up a sign? "Welcome, Pokemon"?

Me: "Pokemon Trainers Welcome" might be a bit better, but sure.

Woman: What's that?

Me: That's a gym. It's at the pizza parlor over by the park?

Woman: The pizza parlor gets a gym?

Me: That's where people go to fight, they come here to get supplies and healing things.

Woman: Okay, that is more appropriate. I'm getting this game.