It's wizard time babey

proudly suffers from dumb bitch disease 21~ she/they dni if you pay taxes to the magistrate, like the 2nd live action garfield movie, practice necromancy or eat rubber ducks

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[captainhaterade]

[evilbuildingsblog]

This German Kindergarten

[sliversoakley-deactivated202008]

every building built mainly for children should be fucking weird like this i cant even imagine how much happier my memories of early childhood would be if i could look back on having gone to kindergarten in a big ol cat

[hellhammersbignaturals]

No thank you anthropomorphic cat in a spiky jacket I don't really want those

[birthdaypigeon]

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

[birthdaypigeon]

girl in horror movie holding a bible open: “according to legend, a mob tortured a half-man, half-god, and nailed him to a wooden cross, leaving him to starve to death. But days later, on this very night, they found he had clawed his way out of the grave. Now those who believe lie in wait for him to rise again, To honour him, they have weekly gatherings where they chant and sing, and at the end of it they eat his flesh and blood.”

girl’s friend: “wow.. thats so creepy…”

horror movie jock: “it’s only a myth, don’t worry”

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

I love the fact that this is insinuating that jesus is going to try to kill these kids

[brothfan1997]

i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done

[brothfan1997]

he’s waiting for you to respond

[nyancrimew]

thesaurus.com save me

[tedlyanderson]

aid me

[j4gm]

assist me thesaurus.com

[azulapropaganda]

english isnt my first language btw so when u read my posts in ur head I want u to mispronounce at least one word in it and add a really heavy accent

[azulapropaganda]

[ooppo]

Medieval authors were so fucking funny. In "The Faerie Queene" this guy comes up to the main hero and is like "Don't go over to that cave, there's a guy inside that makes people kill themselves." And the hero is like "Bet." and goes into the cave. Then the old man (literally called Despair) is like "If you die, you can't commit sin." and can you guess what happened.

[ooppo]

They also fucking LOVED King Arthur. Like 9/10 in any book published back then, there would be a King Arthur cameo. The original blorbo. He would just show up mid-story and be like "I'm on an adventure! But I guess I can lend my aid to you first since I'm so noble and awesome." And people would just eat that shit up.

[ooppo]

It's beautiful that humanity never changes

[dead-0n-main-deactivated2021101]

I know everyone’s talking about how the cast of Danny Phantom is full of gay and trans characters exclusively to piss of Butch Hartman but let us not forget, Butch’s bread and butter, Fairly Odd Parents…

Timmy’s parents were 100% sure that Timmy was going to be a girl before he was born, as seen in the episode Secret Origin of Denzel Crocker.

Cosmo seems to be the only other one in the know about this, and has baby pictures of Timmy in a dress on hand

Then, in the episode The Boy Who Would Be Queen…

When Wanda does, inevitably, transform Timmy into a girl to teach him a lesson…

Cosmo immediately panics.

AND in the episode “It’s a Wishful LIfe” when Timmy wishes he never existed…

The Turners have a daughter instead.

In conclusion:

Timmy Turner is trans and used the power of one of his fairy godparents to wish that everyone in his life completely forget that he was born and raised female for a portion of his life, including his parents and his other fairy godparent.

[w0wls]

Share to make butch hartman mad he accidentally keeps making characters trans

[ryan-sometimes]

As a lesbian, it’s happened twice already that one “guy” stands out to me and I think “huh maybe they’re kinda cute and interesting, I wanna get to know them” and then I get to know them better and it’s a closeted trans girl who I somehow sniffed with my little nonbinary lesbian nose

[ryan-sometimes]

IT JUST HAPPENED FOR A THIRD TIME!!!!

[ryan-sometimes]

You guys will never believe what just happened to me

[ryan-sometimes]

What does it mean if every “man” I’ve been attracted to was actually a trans woman? Idk what this says about my sexual orientation but it does mean I have astounding egg-dar

[ryan-sometimes]

Gays being able to detect trans people of our preferred gender and being able to feel preemptive attraction to them is a phenomenon I was not aware extended to people beyond me

[ryan-sometimes]

[tothechaos]

fellatio is such an awesome word. sounds like a pasta. but be careful! wouldnt want to order that at a restaurant ... lest some nasty little creature get ahold of that thang

[bgm05]

[underwaterspaghetti314]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

mr. boombastic

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

this gets a burst of notes every friday

[yes-im-youtube-kids]

it’s fat fuck friday

[llamaificator]

@rat-detector

[rat-detector]

[suppermariobroth]

Visit Original Link

Luigi… thunder. 

[beekirby]

This is still the most confusing post this blog has ever made

[haruhicubewars]

what have i done

[armadyleans]

the idea that this might have been made in 2012 is fucking terrifying because it sounds like it’s supposed to be a parody of Thunder by Imagine Dragons

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

The longer this post goes the more questions it raises.

[tokimekibombrush-deactivated202]

the only plausible explanation is that imagine dragon’s thunder is a parody of luigi thunder

[lunar-lyra]

What the fuck

[teathattast]

[lemonlurkrr]

hyperfixation sucks I think just a little too hard about a guy who isn't even real and I could start crying any second

[190729]

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

mm fulled of eggs

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

wait fuck NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST. HARBOILED EGG ARE HARD BOPILED CHICKEN EGGS . CHIECKEN EGGS I ATE THEM NOT !! PEGNANT

[koscheiisms]