a lesbian in support of kurapika

my name is razel, im 21, and I am platonically in love with him. I just think he's neat. also that he could use some lexapro photography at mirrorsnimages

[razielim]

Salem Brought a Guillotine To Oppose New Data Center. Company Reps Left, Feeling “Unsafe”.

Salem's city council voted unanimously to pursue a data center moratorium after residents - and a guillotine - pushed back on a $5.1 billion

Innovation happens every goddamn beautiful day in this country.

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[yugiohz]

Kafka was so right fuck this stupid baka life

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

He didn’t say that.

[franzkavkas]

yes he did

[umami-ty]

thinking wistfully once again about the au where fox accidentally kills palpatine, and then the whole coruscant guard loyally weekend-at-bernies the chancellor of the republic around for three days, trying to find a way to fake palpatine’s public death in a way that won’t lead back to their commander before he can break out of the holding cell thorn has him in and actually turn himself in for murder to someone who cares.

[umami-ty]

historians argue for centuries about the complicated legacy of chancellor palpatine, the longest-sitting leader of the republic, who was found posthumously to have been heavily involved with both sides in the very war that he used to justify expanding the powers of the executive position to an extent never seen before or since; but who used those powers in the last three days of his life to pass a fleet of previously stalled progressive bills credited with ushering a new era of peace and prosperity– criminalizing graft and corruption in the senate, granting all clone troopers citizenship and backpay, strengthening loophole-filled anti-slavery laws, re-opening peaceful negotiations with individual separatist worlds, and requisitioning a new space-pinball machine for the neglected coruscant guard rec room.

theories abound as to what brought on this dramatic change of heart mere days before his unexpected demise, tripping on a loose cable on his way to an outdoor press conference and– despite the best efforts of his attending guards– falling right over the platform railing into a vat of acid being transported by sanitation services. only the deeply hooded black cloak he had taken to wearing in those final days was recovered, in poor condition. it is preserved in the jedi archives to this day as a poignant reminder that anyone, however flawed, can make the choice to do good.

[oh2e]

#he tries to tell like four different people about it and theyre just like yeah so?? and?? #okokokok but thinking about them needing to pull in some extemely unprepared trooper who just transferred to corrie guard because he does #a really unsettlingly good impression of palpatines voice #and he usually uses this to get free drinks from other troopers at 79s by saying something funny in the chancellors voice #and now hes crouched behind a chair trying to throw his voice while they puppet master a corpse 

[insanity6666]

Not only does that Shiny get a promotion, he also wins the Most Fucked Up Job Right After Deployment game that the Coruscant Guard has going. Dags, Lore and Trigger don’t win cause while they may have had to puppet the corpse, they had been on Coruscant for nearly a year. Poor Shiny has only been there a week.

[voivode-auriane]

OP’s tags:

i can’t remember at this point if this was a text post or a vision from god but i think about it all the time undecided if fox is That kind of martyr or if he just really wants to stand in front of the assembled senate and tell them he’d do it again

[jarchaeology]

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

[cowboyhatesithere]

Daily gratitude

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

[notahorseindisguise]

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

[notahorseindisguise]

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

[markovchaingang]

ugh of course he has two mothers. they just had to make it woke. and one of them's made of cloth and the other wire too. sick of this forced diversity bullshit

[ambidisastrous]

every major structural social problem right now is basically "we don't have enough skilled workers on the ground" and the reason is always "well we've been intentionally underpaying and understaffng them for decades to increase corporate profits" and somehow the news always just mentions the "shortage" without digging into the cause

air travel is a mess? shortage of air traffic controllers - for some mysterious reason

logistics a mess? shortage of truck drivers - for some mysterious reason

public transit can't meet demand? shortage of bus drivers - for some mysterious reason

We even mysteriously have shortages of doctors, nurses, teachers... FOR SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON

FUCKING PAY PEOPLE AND HIRE ENOUGH STAFF

[fostertheory]

"People don't want to work anymore" for some mysterious reason.

[teaboot]

You know when someone goes "Oh, you're autistic? You should meet my buddy Ronathon he's autistic you'll love him he's great" and you meet him and he's the fucking worst

[teaboot]

And I should clarify the point Im making is not "I'm *special* and *different* and *better*" it's "Autism is not a defining personality trait"

[cuurrlin]

It’s like the same as “oh, you’re gay? You should meet my buddy ronathon he’s gay you’ll love him he’s great” or “oh, you’re Hispanic? You should meet my friend ronathon he’s Hispanic you’ll love him he’s great” or “oh you’re a woman? You should meet my friend ronatha she’s also a woman you’ll love her she’s great” and then they’re always totally different from you. Like, people like to go, oh I know two people with this same weird thing about them so that means they’re the same they should be friends, but that never works because your descriptors don’t define your personality and it’s super annoying that people do that.

[teaboot]

This is a good addition but I need to add that I am Delighted you continued to use fake name I pulled from my butt. Like ah shit it’s Ronathan

[businesstiramisu]

congrats to Ronatha on her transition, even if she's still the worst

[nooterino]

Nap during inventory

[64mpg]

old people are always like “you guys want everything to be easy” yessss queen exactly……

[64mpg]

ok my fault. let’s all suffer needlessly together instead of wanting better for each other ❤️ yayyy 🥰

[hyrude]

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

[lamphous]

matched set

[daikonfarmer]

shen twins prompt fill for gotcha for gaza!

"jiu-ge, look, there's a rando staring at us."

"??"

they got the smiling from their qi-ge

anyways, this is obviously inspired by the woman with the parasol by monet, which sometimes signifies protection all while being poised and elegant.

instead of the parasol, the weimao acts as the subtitute for the symbolism [probably fought for the hat when they're kids, bamboo hats should have backstories, if you know, you know.]

jiuyuan just protects each other, they protecc, they attac and most importantly, taking advantage of that same beautiful face they both have.

[gesturesweirdly]

posted this on the tweeter but I think y’all would like it too

[uchiha-future-wifexd]

i wanted to make one to >3>

[gdrivesuperdry]

Emo.

They blocked tumblr at my school. Apparently it a “Social Networking” site.. I might drop out of my computer classes now..