THIS! IS! RANDOOOM!!!!

As the title says, this is random. You can find anything here. There is NO filtres, for what I put on.

[gdbot]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[okaymad]

if you’re ever sad look at this

or this

instead of being mad at someone watch stitch cuddle with a pillow

shhhh don’t cry look at stitch !!!

NO SADNESS !!! NO NO !! STITCH !!

stitch doesn’t want u to be sad !!

pls don’t be sad

PLS 

stitch loves you stay safe 

[colourful-dreamer]

❤️

[mad-dyspunktional]

Don't fall for the exclusionist bullshit. They WILL eventually find a target that you feel threatened enough by to consider their arguments, whether it's ace/aro people, pan people, mspec lesbians...etc. Consider whether that group is actually hurting you by existing and self defining or if you've just been made to feel that way.

The exclusionist rabbit hole goes deep and for some flat out leads to TERFville at the end.

Radical inclusion and solidarity is where it's at and if you're still too stunted to see that then get well soon I guess.

[mad-dyspunktional]

Judging by the ask I just got, this post has officially reached exclusionist territory. And they are Not Happy.

So reblog to piss an exclusionist off.

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

Reblog to make the people targeted by exclusionists feel like they have allies

[thaygoth-ur-deactivated20220111]

"ARE YOU CALLING ME A TERF????" no we're saying anti ace and lesbian separtist rhetoric is babys first radfem ideology 🥴

[mad-dyspunktional]

☝️☝️☝️

[badjokesbyjeff]

Why is a German stone intelligent?

Because its not just a stone, it’s ein Stein

[gayweewoo]

A criminal has kidnapped Bruce Wayne’s son to hold for ransom

Bruce: Please don’t kill him

Criminal: That depends on if you deliver my money

Bruce:  I wasn’t talking to you

[fuyunoakegata]

This is canon, minus the kidnapping and it being Bruce… This is exactly how it went down when Damian as Robin was with the Joker…. And I feel a bit guilty that THAT makes me laugh, but it’s like that a lot with Damian and Jason

[let-me-get-a-name]

Do you remember where in Canon it happens? I’d love to see it.

[fuyunoakegata]

Batman and Robin (2009), issue 13

[let-me-get-a-name]

Thank you so much

[gayweewoo]

A criminal has kidnapped Bruce Wayne’s son to hold for ransom

Bruce: Please don’t kill him

Criminal: That depends on if you deliver my money

Bruce:  I wasn’t talking to you

[fuyunoakegata]

This is canon, minus the kidnapping and it being Bruce… This is exactly how it went down when Damian as Robin was with the Joker…. And I feel a bit guilty that THAT makes me laugh, but it’s like that a lot with Damian and Jason

[let-me-get-a-name]

Do you remember where in Canon it happens? I'd love to see it.

[theclonewriter-blog]

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

[onewordtest]

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement. 

[joehywheelah]

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

[tenoko1]

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

[cj-amused]

Things I didn’t know

[prismatic-bell]

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

[jawnwats-deactivated20160713]

You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

Annnd it’s been a year.

Might queue that up again because this knowledge is super needed all the time.

[north-peach]

Paragraphs are also four to six sentences, then you put a break and start your next sentence.

[virgil-is-a-cutie]

Important

[archaeopter-ace]

“What I find is that sometimes, someone will write a character who has a lot to say. And that character will need to talk for more than four to six sentences in order to deliver the necessary exposition. Maybe a king needs to motivate his army with a rousing speech, or maybe a scientist needs to tell her colleagues what is up with that alien space ship. Maybe they have come to an emotional understanding and just have a lot to say.

“Whatever the case, it is possible to have one person talking for more than a single paragraph! The grammatical way to do so is to not close the quotation in the first paragraph, but still start with a quotation mark in the new paragraph. Otherwise, a reader might assume a different person is talking,” the velociraptor droned on, heedless of the fact their audience had fallen asleep.

[awkward-finger-guns]

*grabs a gun*

TEENAGERS SCARE

*loads gun*

THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME

*aims gun at a homophobe*

THEY COULD CARE LESS

*shoots gun*

AS LONG AS SOMEONE WILL BLEED

*laughs in the distance as homophobe bleeds out*

[awkward-finger-guns]

YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL

MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER

PLEASE HELP ME

IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY

PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER

[unfried-mouth-wheat]

this seems like a good cause

[the-turtleduck-pond]

Time to put my blog to interesting use.

[freyjadottir87]

@tilltheendwilliwrite​ Can we help this lovely out? 

[red-gay-tree]

@bittergayvvitch

[frustratedasatruar]

So this post was originally made on September 11th 2020. I am reblogging on September 13th of the same year. At the time my computer first loaded this post it was at ten-thousand-one-hundred-and-eighty-two notes. By the time I’d scrolled down to it and chose to open it in a new tab so I could check when it was originally made, it had increased to 10,191 notes. When I noticed this as I was preparing to reblog, I reloaded the page and found that the number had reached 10,198.

What I’m sayig is that somewhere, someone’s mother is quite likely approaching the realization that they may actually be compelled to live up to their end of this little bargain.

I am now about to hit reblog, but before I do I’m reloading the page one last time. In the time it has taken me to type this, the number has reached 10,205.

[awkward-finger-guns]

were only 1/10 th of the way there but yeah, my mom is kinda scared now

[ab0masum]

Haha yeah we’re getting you a dagger.

[ibreathebooks-42]

Totally want to see pictures when you get it!

[melodramaticsoprano]

Can you get one of the ones with an ornate handle pls daggers are very pretty to me

[let-me-get-a-name]

I love daggers. Get yourself a dagger. But you gotta post pictures when you get it.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[teaboot]

And I would’ve fuckin gotten away with this, too

[dajo42]

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

[maneth985]

[luxgalador]

This post was good but then it got better

[celticshenanigans]

Okay, this is a slight topic diversion, but in response to the above comment. I’ve volunteered at the CT Ren Faire for years now. For the last 5 or so I’ve worked in the game section, and we have a game similar to the above comment called “Smite the Knight”. I’ve been in the ring before, it’s a ton of fun getting to run around with the kids. The main goal is entertainment. Have a good shtick, keep the crowd engaged, and let the kids have a good time.

In both work and observing, I have learned something about kids. A lot of parents try to get their boys to go fight. Of the young ones that do, they tend to be shy. You get the ones who just swing the boffer swords around with no regard for life, but, mostly, they’re reserved. It’s adorable. I mean, they’re kids.

But the girls. THE GIRLS. Holy crap. I swear, the pinker the dress, the more taffeta and glitter…the more intensity. I remember, the first year I worked there, one girl came in, grabbed the biggest sword she could, and WENT TO TOWN on our knight. Lifted it over head, let out this primal scream and mowed him down. Homeboy is 6′2″, she was FIVE. And once he was in the fetal position (He was fine. It was for show.) on the ground, she stopped, put her foot on his chest, and yelled “I AM A FIERCE PRINCESS!!”. Later in the day when she walked by a couple of us yelled “Ah! It’s the fierce princess!” and she stopped and flexed. It was the best, and I will never forget that girl.

[complete-in-ix-deactivated20230]

OH MY GOD IT’S BACK YES

[the-ironhobbit-deactivated20170]

This has improved since last I reblogged.

[tinierpurplefishes]

I taught karate for like 5 years, and the girls were always, pound for pound, better than the boys. Even the girls who didn’t really want to do it and were only there because their parents made them were better than like 95% of the boys.

[shadesofmauve]

I was playing fiddle at a ren faire, and two little girls were really enjoying our set. After quite some time one of them walked up to me and shyly offered me her star tinsel tiara, because she “didn’t have any money. And this protects you from trolls!” I said “Thanks, that’s really sweet – but what about you? Don’t you need protection from trolls?”

At which point this six-ish-year-old girl whips out her certificate from the axe throwing booth and says “Nah, I’m fine.”

I still have that tinsel tiara. It’s draped over my modem. I figure it’ll protect me from the most trolls that way.

[callmebliss]

I am not in the habit of reblogging a post and slapping an “it got better” on there BUT I SAY GOTDAMN

[eyeheartfarms]

Poppy field

[anxietyproblem]

[oak23]

We forgot about it

[dickheaddutch]

[calicoatelier]

(Related) Fun fact! ADHD has the tendency to dropkick most things (Including exam answers) into your short term memory, while nondescript things, like how you found a cool leaf on the 12th of September 2004 (because that’s important) get filtered into long term. Short-term memory is held for as little as 20 seconds to a minute. That means when you add in the processing gap, you may have forgotten what they have said by the time the information is done processing. So most people with ADHD have some form of short term memory problems.

TL;DR if you have a mixture of anxiety/depression and ADHD (as they tend to be linked) your memory is fucked!!

[tiffanyblews666]

Im a triple threat baby!

[i-was-once-a--tortoise]

“i haven’t done anything fun this summer” listen you don’t “have fun” in summer, you survive it until autumn, and then you do fun things.

[i-was-once-a--tortoise]

it’s about the halloween

[autumnobile-deactivated20200219]

gonna have to drop a “bad post” here, Tristan

[i-was-once-a--tortoise]

summer people don’t interact

[armrry]

Superb post Tristan. You are speaking to my soul

[mallshoggoth]

I wish the government was only hiding aliens instead of like, horrible human rights violations and the such.

[just-another-emo-perspective]

another quality post written by god or a ghost

[arewehavingpunyet]

I ain’t afraid of no goats.

[indirispeaks]

I am suspicious of the pineapple though.

[mindboogling]

[let-me-get-a-name]

I don't know if this is intentionally ADHD, but I can't focus unless I'm doing something else.