And that, kids, is what two dumbass Avengers shamelessly flirting looks like.
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And that, kids, is what two dumbass Avengers shamelessly flirting looks like.
how the fuck did all of those renaissance dilettantes learn so much crap? Like they spoke 3 languages and were foremost in several branches of science, plus they wrote poetry, played the violin, and were master artists? And they still had time to be gay?
none of them ever did any laundry at all
The emotional and physical labor necessary to maintain the lifestyles of Renaissance and Enlightenment polymaths was shunted almost entirely to their uncredited servants, slaves, wives, and daughters.
Whenever we compare ourselves to the ‘genius men’ of the past, and wonder why we fall so short, remember this: their intellectual capacity, energy, and freedom was because there was someone else washing the damn dishes.
Rosalind Miles’ “Who Cooked the Last Supper?” is about how women throughout history provided critical services so men could have leisure time.
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Avengers: Endgame Commentary Track: Stephen McFeely: This is some of the best acting Evans has done. Joe Russo: He’s very subtle and internal in this scene. Christopher Markus: He’s feeling the exact opposite of what he’s saying.
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My paternal grandmother died intestate and seriously in debt, because of her habit of filling out every credit card application she was sent and using them to buy the junk advertised on late-night television, and then not paying the bills. She had no will; she had no money; she had no property; everything was sold when she went into end-of-life care because America. Her only child (my father) was not the executor of her (nonexistent) will nor an heir, and not required to pay her debts. Her creditors came after him anyway, trying to shame him into paying debts that were not legally his. Luckily he’s a cranky ol’ SOB and was even twenty-four years ago, and answered every slimy, “Don’chu feel obliged to see to ya mama’s debts?” with, “Hell, no.” (And the occasional, “If you hadn’t given a crazy old lady with no income a credit card, you wouldn’t be in this situation. It’s not my problem.”) Because had he even waffled on the subject during one of those calls he would have been legally liable for them, and those sons-of-bitches record every conversation just in case they can catch you that way. You’ll notice the OP handed over the deceased’s lawyer’s info, but NOTHING ELSE.
TL;DR: Never EVER admit responsibility for another’s debt, no matter how close you are to them.
Yep. They can’t make you pay, don’t give them even a shred of a sliver of indication that you’re assuming the responsibility. “Not my debt. Not my problem.” If you’re really nice/on the off chance it will make them stop calling, “Here’s the executor’s contact information (if you know it/there even is one.)” NOTHING else.
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this Tony with this Pepper
Nerdy MIT graduate vs. Fashionable Harvard Business School smartass
Oh my GOD
If I had the energy right now I would write the actual fun “Tony working on Pepper for a job while she gives him a makeover so that he looks as smooth as he tries to act” but this’ll have to do for now.
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“Look, I know it’s a lot of hard work, I’m not saying MBAs aren’t hard working or very intelligent people,” a voice said, and Pepper could literally feel her blood pressure rise. The sensation was new, for now, but in years to come, the voice saying those words, triggering an immediate reaction of frustration, would become so familiar as to be intimate. For now, all she knew was that someone who was definitely too young to know anything was talking about something he knew nothing about.
“It’s just,” the voice continued, “I think business school is kind of a waste of time.”
“You’re literally never going to have to work for a living,” another voice said. Pepper, under cover of checking her very new, very expensive cellular phone, turned her head to identify who was speaking. One table over, in a bar too swanky for MIT students, a dark-skinned and extremely good-looking man in an MIT t-shirt under his blazer was talking to what looked like a literal child, wearing clothing that should have gotten him bounced from the bar if his fake ID didn’t.
“What’s that got to do with the price of a Harvard MBA?” the child asked.
“Pepper, don’t,” Melanie, who had made them come to this bar in the first place, clearly saw the expression on Pepper’s face.
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Steve is leaving flowers for his mom and feels badly for the guy buried next to her who never gets anything. How bad could this Stane guy be? So he starts leaving flowers for the poor guy. Eventually ,he gets curious and Googles and…holy crap. This was the guy who orchestrated the murder of the Starks. Yikes. Okay, so he feels rather craptastic about that, so goes all the way across NYC to leave flowers for the Starks in apology, which strikes Tony as a bit weird to see this random guy taking flowers to his parents’ grave, but…
Also, for tradition, @festiveferret calling you out, my dear!
like im not saying that raylan and tim dress BADLY but the fact that rachel is wearing a pantsuit and sensible shoes every day from her first ep to her last meanwhile these 2 jokers get to show up to their FEDERAL jobs in jeans and henleys….really makes u THINK.
i don’t wanna start handing out writing advice like im an authority on the subject bc im definitely not, buuuut
as a reader/writer, ive noticed there’s a whole lot of difference between a plot twist that makes you think “i didn’t see that coming” and a plot twist that makes you sit bolt upright in bed and scream at the top of your lungs “OH FUCK I SHOULDVE SEEN THAT COMING”
not to say the second one is better but. the second one is better
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ok, i’m built like a noble ox. like i am 6′1 and i am sturdy lady. like thighs for days. if you try to move me. you will be moved. body images aside (lol, i am self conscious about my size, yeah it’s life)
so like, i am very used to girls standing next to me in public places. i end up acquiring a pack of ladies. just because women are like, that lady is a lady men stay away from. i am jerk kryptonite (usually, i get my fair share of creeps, such is life) but most men have self preservation that this 6′1 ox will break them. and i will
so usually i am in my own phone and look up to another lady standing next to me. and i will immediately look up and make eye contact and nod. like, you know, that nod. i see you and you can talk if there is something wrong. i end up on a reg basis being a defacto bodyguard to these young ladies and small women while waiting for buses and in the metro.
i am a large oak tree. i protect the other birds.
ladies, we all got roles. find tree in the wild. we’re always happy to provide shelter from the creeps.
i’ve regularly said, “move on, she doesn’t want to be your friend”
I’m in love
Story time: So I’m 6’2 and “big boned” as my mother would call it. This happens to me all the time and a couple years ago I managed to get the the front row of a Macklemore concert. This woman, probably 5’4, squeezes up next to me and says, “Hey, I’m here alone, do you mind if I stand in front of you?” Of course not. So we’re all having a good time, dancing around, when all of a sudden this Bro™️ is behind me telling me that I’m too tall to be in the front row and it’s not fair. Now, keep in mind that this concert was outside, in February, in Vail CO. It was FREEZING so not only am I of the stature I am but I had my hair up and a beanie on and a big coat and boots. We try our best to ignore him but Bro™️ is drunk and very clearly thinks I’m a man and proceeds to punch me in the back of the head.
LIL SIS WENT OFF, FOLKS. This tiny woman literally moved me out of the way, jumped up, and head butted Bro™️ in the face with such a fury. I thought she was going to kill him, it was truly a beautiful moment in my life.
The moral of the story is that for every tree in the wild there is a cute little birdy who will defend its shelter to the death. Stick together ladies👯♀️
NOW I AM IN LOVE.
Valkyrie: close your eyes and hold out your hand
Thor: *snaps his eyes shut without question*
Valkyrie, handing him a kitten: her name is Mjolnir
Thor, wiping away tears: I am worthy
Reading about Belle Époque era in Paris for a summer history class and we have like 3 pages about courtesans and it's taking all my will power to not stop studying and write an AU in which Steve is a v popular courtesan and there're royals, politicians writing him endless letters, sending him expensive gifts & famous artists dedicating operas, marble statues and paintings to him but he only cares about this mad scientist he just met called Anthony.
I love that idea! Sounds a bit like Moulin Rouge, but with a twist. You should send it to @stonyprompts. And if anyone is ever looking for things to write or inspiration, please check out their blog!