No excuses. No regrets. It's game night !!

Hockey and Star Trek tos !!! DOCTOR WHO,LOTR,GREEN DAY, ANTI-FLAG, MCR, QUEER AS FOLK, BLINK-182, PAPA ROACH, SUPERNATURAL, GALE HAROLD, WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?, CHIP ESTEN, BROMANCE, SIMPLE PLAN, BOWLING FOR SOUP, AND A BUNCH OF OTHER THINGS. I LOVE...

[hockeymarriage]

SCREECHING

this is the reporting we deserve

[mellifexfarm]

why do Tinamou eggs look like that. i want to eat them whole 

[mellifexfarm]

im going to swallow these like a snake

[gallusrostromegalus]

I was seized with a primal need to know what this bird looks like and I’m not sure what I was expecting but:

I am EXTREMELY pleased with everything about this animal.

[wildspringday]

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

[greater-than-the-sword]

I'm going to be incorporating "We no longer dare to imagine better worlds" into my vocabulary starting now

[suicidepokecheck]

Flower used EVADE.  It’s super effective! (x)

[itsybittle]

Watch this omg I haven’t laughed so much in a while, please watch it till the end

[ultimatenerdqueen]

In which we learn that Odo is a savage.

[pajamasecrets]

A Walk in the Clouds, 1995.

[humorblr]

[spelunk]

i’m just gonna say it

[spelunk]

broccoli is good actually and you’re all cowards for hating it. asparagus too

[vendriin]

How to Train Your Dragon 2 (2014)

[letspuckthis]

Let me give you a bath hooman. #benny #cat #tooattached #cleanhooman https://www.instagram.com/p/BqiuDk8n17iBlrZCGAuMvvhoRhN6WEHVRyJfE00/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ltzuc04wv54y

[toxxic-thottery]

[worse-4-less-deactivated2019091]

This is supposed to just be a normal photo of Gritty with a youth hockey team, but because it’s GRITTY, it’s still the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

[lifesgrandparade]

This is like a file photo from a missing children’s case

[lifesgrandparade]

“it’s him! It’s that stranger we saw outside Wawa. He’s in every one of these photos, always lurking in the background. Every single one.”

[sidcrosbybro]

[sidcrosbybro]

[softsidney]

Seems like a good time for this again

[anachronic-cobra]

Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.

[alexyquest]

Did this post just use a dialogue format to trick me into learning science

[udunie]

Had to check this out on wikipedia at least and boy was that a ride

[done-with-your-bs]

[atepa09]

SCIENCE!

[not-a-bot-i-swear-deactivated20]

Just so you guys know. Hysterical strength is basically your body not holding back and going %100 though there is a great danger of you hurting yourself or breaking something since your ignoring pain and going %100. There was a case where a kid deadlifted a car to save a sibling but,cracked 8 of his teeth during it because he was clenching his jaw so hard. So whilst you can lift a car or fight off polar bears. Your probably going to break something. Because most of the time when we are “giving our all” we are only giving a fraction of what we could give and this is because if we truly give our all we can seriously injure ourselves.

[celestial-naiad]

This is literally an explanation of Deku and his abilities with One For All.

[such-justice-wow]

Humans naturally hold back because our muscles have enough strength to rip themselves apart

[thathealeygirl]

STOP GIVING THE ALIENS REASONS NOT TO VISIT.

[justkeanu]

“He doesn’t understand the fuss…We were having dinner at a restaurant one night and the hostess, who was gorgeous, kept looking at him [Keanu] adoringly. I said to Keanu, ‘I wish I could be you for five minutes, just go up and talk to that girl the way you could.’ ‘I couldn’t do that,’ he said. And he was serious. He said to me once, ‘I’m from the earth, too.’”

—

Ken Funk, manager of Dogstar. Vanity Fair, August 1995

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