A Derp In A Sea Of Meh

Hello, it probably isn't me you're looking for.. 18 / she,her / Gemini

[blairwolfwerewolf]

Happy 420!

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[heroineimages]

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

[noodles-07]

this person wins everybody else go home

[segamascott]

[important-animal-images]

[sexhaver]

cannot even begin to imagine the Blade Runner cyberpunk shit this ladybug i found on my RGB keyboard was going through

[tonyhawksproletariat]

[medievalthymes]

every morning I wake up and think of these words from philosopher cher

[sketchbonked]

someone draw this as gyatso and aang im begging you pleaseeee

[raspbrrytea]

Artist mutual, at your service

[valtsv]

oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

[valtsv]

the dirt under my nails is - yeah. it won't wash out. although that's actually from when i dug myself out again. i suppose success and defeat can look the same in a mirror.

[piosplayhouse]

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

[wolfcat-hybrid]

OP which clinics have evil penises

[wolfcat-hybrid]

OP please

[xjesterxjacksx]

OP we need to know

[predatory-lesbians]

OP please

[piosplayhouse]

[ankellysaurus]

love dungeon meshi senshi's character design bc when he has the helmet on he looks like a fucking pokemon

and then he takes the helmet off and hes just a guy with a face and forehead and everything

edit:

to me he looks like this

[xeeble]

hey OP is it alright if i try to doodle that. please

[ankellysaurus]

@xeeble PLEASE DO

[xeeble]

@ankellysaurus here ya go!

[petzah394-deactivated20250503]

Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle

[chaussurre]

Person leaves reddit. Immediately loose virginity. More at 6.

[pangur-and-grim]

she’s happy that I’m back!

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m letting her read everything you say

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur doesnt like me going into rooms by myself

[adrienthinks]

[waterpropaganda]

[tahthetrickster]

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

[fatgrowlithe]

runner up

[zzoupz]

this probably doesn't count as a rage comic but its up there

[argumate]

you bottle Miette??

[dhavaer]

You crush Miette like the grape?

[digitaldiscipline]

brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS

[crankyteapot]

BUG RACE

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Voting ended onJan 19, 2023

[crankyteapot]

the competition is intense

[kaity--did]

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

[kaity--did]

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

[kaity--did]

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

[inkloom]

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

[kaity--did]

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter