Gaud: Ask me privately for my Address Also Gaud: *puts address in the tags of a post*
i can’t make up my minds
i had chills go down my spine reading this. this possibility literally did not occur to me, a pink fool. i’m imaging a hoard of pizza deliverers surrounding me, demanding payment, demanding i accept their offerings, a swarming mass of pizza boxes……
that being said i AM really hungry right now……so if anyone did happen to feel a mysterious sudden urge to toss down a purgatory pizza pie into the lair in which i hunger to feed……my lair address is in the tags, just sayin
what does your vessel feel like for dinner, Gaud?
UPDATE: @lorddoughnut-thecuddly bought me my pizza! and he left a generous tip! (the american tipping system is wage theft). and now, we wait.
i’m going to look you pineapple pizza haters in the eyes and smile unblinkingly as i consume the warm luscious sweet flesh
UH OH
so @lorddoughnut-thecuddly bought me a Purgatory Pizza (home to such slices at the 4th Horseman, Dante’s Revenge, and Limbo). I know because we talked in the post notes.
Now I open my inbox to this
@imogenic @enthusiastic-apathy @glasscreature
WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE
Update: I’m in the lobby eating pizza with the concierge
His name is Thierno. He speaks 4 languages and reads/writes in 2 more. And he liked the pineapple.
Update: the delivery guy tried to deliver the second pizza to the wrong apartment. Now my neighbor and her four-year-old know me as the internet blogger next door
Still in the lobby. Thierno is helping me offer free pizza to people
The special pizza arrived!
It’s delicious!
It turned into a pizza party. I just met three new neighbors & exchanged contact info. I’ve been here for months without talking to anyone
Now my neighbors associate me with free pizza
Whew. I spent an hour socializing with people in the physical realm. I’m back at home with my dog and my delicious leftovers
I forgot to post a photo of the pizza!
It was a brilliant glory to behold in its entirety
Look at how the sauce base glistens in the fluorescent light
What a night! What a crowd! Not only was my hunger for pizza sated, but also my hunger for….love. Thank you all who made this weird lobby pizza party possible, you are now my children and have my blessings and protection. And a special shout out to @lorddoughnut-thecuddly aka the only one of you maniacs with the common sense to get in contact with me before placing an order. Thank you also for the lava cakes and the bottle of lemonade that was of course pink. And special thanks to whichever of you gremlins put this in the delivery instructions
‘be kind to the gremlin that answers the door, its shy’
That gremlin was, as it turns out, my neighbor and their four-year-old daughter.
And finally, last but not least, thank you to whoever sent the random, unmarked brown bag that was delivered wordless by an anonymous man and contained exactly two chicken tenders and BBQ sauce, both devoid of brand or packaging labels. All because I said I wanted the chicken BBQ pizza. I assume you had to step out from an alternative dimension to get them here, and I appreciate the effort.
I’m sitting on the floor in my apartment in the dark eating them now.
You can’t make this kind of shit up folks.
My partner didnt about this, so I told her about it, then proceeded to find it so she could see the craziness for herself.
