its ya boi

alrighty then

[neo-dionysus]

a very dramatic Fai because I missed colorful characters 

[popsunner]

[popsunner]

[popsunner]

[popsunner]

[unashamedly-pratchett]

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts!

[theawesomeadventurer]

okay but this is a power move above any other

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“

At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.

This man is a legend.

[do-you-have-a-flag]

warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankind

[itsagifnotagif]

Social Media is free

[brbjellyfishing]

fuck it up Beverly!!

[silly-slacker-person]

[starmoury]

[hotgirluchiha]

hella cute team 10

[narahairline]

[catchymemes]

[oddpoke]

My old friend, my companion, and my brother in arms

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

We also grew up with both cassette tapes and CDs which are the musical equivalent…

[cipheramnesia]

This is why there’s a whole generation that never throws out obsolete electronics. We lived through about 5 years which rolled out dozens of new universal formats and universal connectors.

[glumshoe]

“influencer” is such a sinister title. it’s got all the menace of “royal adviser” but none of the raw sex appeal.

[green-alien-sings-pompeii]

whenever I hear "influencer" I think of this

[glumshoe]

“My lord, your followers request another selfie.” -@agendermetalbender

[amuseoffyre]

“Tell them about the diet tea, my lord. Let them know how it refreshes you”

[aarokun]

birthday boy

[vinylife]

[joshpeck]

this is what it’s all about people

[maraschinosqueeze]

Richard Speight, Jr. is so good.

[speight-is-great]

Me @ Rich

[dimples-of-discontent]

So much respect and appreciation to Rich, both for his initial comments and for his kind, thoughtful, and firm replies. 

[namikala]

Card Captor Sakura x Animate Cafe collab 2021~♡

Source

[faggottt]

Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”

Me: “ok”

Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”

[madeline-kahn]

Yesterday (2019) dir. Danny Boyle

[beaky-peartree]

no beatles or harry potter hell yeah

[postmarxed]

[deathtokillian]

This is the funniest comment I've seen today

[neoflect]

not only do i support lil nas x appropriating characters and symbols from christianity to make horny, campy gay hip-hop videos, i think this sets the bar for lgbt media in the future. fuck that "were just like you!" respectability shit. i need all gay artists to make their work exactly as hostile and disrespectful to the christian right as the christian right has been to gay people for all of its history.

[neoflect]

this goes for the christian "allies" who are hand-wringing over that video too. "im glad hes proud of who he is, but these images are sacred to some peoples beliefs and he needs to respect that!" no, he doesnt, and in fact if your "gay art" is palatable to homophobic christians, it is not good gay art.