Crazy Little Thing

[bladeoffrontiers]

footage of me trying to ride a horse on palia

[hexlee]

The horse upon coming back into existence and seeing a rainbow elf with a blue wolf-looking thing approach:

The horse when it saw a human pulling up:

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me

[the-fallen-blue]

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is really beautiful!!!

[no-one-offical]

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[prettycolors]

[infiniteoreos]

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

[thundercrackfic]

This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.

The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human

[toothpaste-footlocker]

[yet-another-autistic-blog]

Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.

[panpteryx]

[thoodleoo]

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

[ancient-rome-au]

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

[antique-scarecrow]

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

[nanarchy]

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

[antique-scarecrow]

worst possible response thanks so much

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house

[knxfesck]

that's right.

[busket]

really tired of being governed by a death cult undergoing mass psychosis who thinks its their duty to bring about the apocalypse and im not being hyperbolic

[chewbacca]

They say if you dream a thing more than once, it's sure to come true.

Sleeping Beauty (1959)

[puyopuyo]

i’ve had these posts looping like this for hours

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[mitzrayim]

Data & Geordi’s friendship journal. From Star Trek: Warped.

[autisticvulcans]

[ID: photo of a page in a book.

“Data and Geordi’s Secret BFF Journal

A quick scan of Data and Geordi’s secret BFF journal provides some telling insights into their relationship:

Geordi cleans out Data’s lint trap once a week, in private, and never complains.

Data knows that Geordi is afraid of tigers, even though Geordi often boasts otherwise.

They once threw a jug of milk into a black hole, just to see what would happen, and they are now worried when all the black holes they encounter emanate stinky dairy particles.

Both do impersonations of Picard with an Irish accent, which they think is hilarious.

Geordi can do a handstand for ten minutes straight with only one break; Data can do it until the end of time.

Geordi thinks girls are cool and awesome. Data agrees.

/ end ID]

[kirksfattitties]

[worm-strung-string]

Honestly? The concept of bby Jango just going "you know what? Fuck you!" *holds up Toddler Of Dire Prophecy to speak some sort of Cursed Future into existence(presumably)* is just? So? On brand for him?

Toddler Obi-Wan having a GREAT time! Meeting so many new people! Uppies! Yaaaaay! Meanwhile JANGO is loving this sweet new "actually, fuck off and die maybe?" Final trump card he now possesses. VERY 10 year old of him.

Jaster is probably like "pls. Son. Pls give back the tiny adorable cursed baby. You can't keep him." "But I wanna! We bonded! He does tricks!" "Sweetie, he's not a strill."

*twitchy, feral Jedi Temple Guard LOOMING in the background here to retrieve their STOLEN BABY CHILD* 👁👁🔪

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

[damndroid]

Nursing luigi back to health after a months long coma

[puppiesdoglover]

Puppy Kindness Programming

[despazito]

[despazito]