I live in the desert because my kink is suffering

| Hailey | November 21, 1997| Demisexual | The sun is my enemy. Soft hoodies, coffee, and vanilla perfume make me happy. Feel free to come talk to me.

[awwww-cute]

[honeyswtfits]

magic cat

[kyraneko]

blessed post

[formergod]

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[funkyness]

minimalism is dead adopt the goblin way of life. fill your house with pebbles and shinnies.

[speciesofleastconcern]

way ahead of you

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[skippyisheretostay]

Wonderful! Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️

 Unconditional doggo love

How my puppy greets me when I get home from work

Concerned dog refuses to stop hugging his owner who was injured in a fall

My friend’s diabetic alert dog brought me a juice box after sensing my blood sugar

Dog saves owner’s life by lying on him for nearly 24 hours in freezing conditions

Dog takes care of baby

he wasn’t feeling well and everyone wanted to help

dog protecting baby human from vacuum cleaner

when she comes home from a long day at school, having a bad day, been told off or sad. Her best friend is here for her

[thecatladysthoughts-deactivated]

Oh my God!!! I have tears in my eyes! The power of unconditional love!!!

[axelwolf8109]

WE DON’T DESERVE ANIMALS

[parkinglotfistfight]

Went record shopping today

[icarus-milano-deactivated202103]

What’s

What’s on the record?

[lyingpink]

Exactly what you’d expect!

[djcalvycakes]

[thebestoftumbling]

[woluf]

#this is the happiest video in existence #also the grass reminds me of the land before time grass that i wanted to eat as a kid 

[naturallyaspirated]

@olumea

[apoeticmindset]

“I’m a *rustlerustlerustle* DOG! I’m a *rustlerustlerustle* DOG! I’m a *rustlerustlerustle* DOG!” 

[imdefinitelyyourcat]

If you fail to smile please unfollow me

[cacklebarnacle]

Can someone put the Jaw theme to this please?

[thoradvice]

🌹 a flower for everyone not feeling their best today

[badluckbadger]

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

[sugarpiss]

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

[armthearmour]

A lovely Kard with a white jade grip, India, ca. 18th century, from Czerny’s International Auction House.

I just want to take a moment to appreciate that grip, because it appears to all be carved from the same piece of jade, which is astounding, it’s absolutely beautiful.

[dovesnest]

its SO fascinating how little girls have this inherent need to throw twigs and leaves and dirt together and mix them with water .. how we all called that some variant of the word potion …. how its an intercultural thing that no one taught us to do ……………. keep fostering that witch energy ladies

[horrorandhalloween]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i feel like counter-trolling is an essential skill that kids online aren’t learning and it’s kinda worrying

like back in my day, the day of online forums, learning how to trick someone in to getting themselves banned was an essential skill. if you could tell someone was a chud, you would ask them short, leading questions and watch them get frustrated and post longer and longer rants until they said something that would catch a mod’s attention and get them banned and/or at least publicly humiliated. 

and guess what? that’s the exact same tactics the alt-right use now. these people are exclusively acting in bad faith. every interaction these people post online is done with the intention of getting someone to respond to them so they can screenshot the massive paragraphs of text and laugh

so, what’s the solution?

dare ‘em to post dick pics.

don’t acknowledge the content of the stuff they post. if you see someone trying to engage you in bad faith just dare them to post pictures of their penis until they either get frustrated and leave or get frustrated and do it. either way they lose. 

this is the tactic used by the fans of a podcast (that i haven’t listened to) called the Chapo Trap House, and 4chan’s /pol/ users fucking HATE them. they hate Chapo Trap House and think they’re crazy because Chapo Trap House fans refuse to engage in meaningful debate and repeatedly demand dick pics. they get frustrated and leave. it works. 

[mr-elementle]

Some of you never used your position as a mod on an a series of unfortunate events forum to get a racist troll to post evidence of their tax fraud and it shows

[actualaster]

…that second comment is oddly specific and I’m a little scared

[fieldbears]

People blocking my path bc they are slow-moving, e.g. elderly people and others with mobility issues: Take your time, no problem, please do not apologize, I am in no rush 👍🏻❤️

People blocking my path because they are not paying one bit of attention: I feel murder in my heart. I feel seething, bone-crushing rage. You had to stand and stop in a fucking doorway? What are you doing on your phone? Are you tapping your last will and te

[carbonfiberpersonality]

Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing*

Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’ “immigrant song”*

[anz100]

I’m Californian and I have the balls to do this.

[hexpress]

californian found dead wearing a murrsuit in a 2003 honda civic after encountering black ice for the first time and careening off of I-95

[dangerousvikings]

[slime-den]