Why?

{ Sarah }; A CS student in Nevada. Hater filled with salt, charmingly (perhaps overly) sarcastic. bi gal. Prepare for some nerd shit. {She/her}

[anchovy]

Everyone got that one friend that was a failed vessel for something greater 🤣🤣🤣

[carnival-phantasm]

[mariacallous]

[1percentcharge]

momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends

[crowcaws]

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

[crowcaws]

[crowcaws]

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

[crowcaws]

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

[fluentisonus]

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

[lillianisnerdy]

A girl was like “you throw a basketball wrong, who doesn’t know how to throw a basketball” so I hit her with “I’m really glad your parents hung out with you and taught you sports and let you go out side, some people did not get so lucky”

[vriskakinnieaynrand]

[dotty-literati]

Alright, time to bust out this outfit for the summer.

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

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Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

[zazzedcoffee]

voter fraud, GO!

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Remaining time: 16979 days 17 hours

[brokenpostarchive]

Notes:

Second poll will remain open until 50 years from publishing

Bot options share a UUID, making a vote for either count for both

Previously, a vote in the first poll counted for both options in the second

A vote for the second poll increases the vote count for both polls, despite the first ostensibly being closed

[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[omegaverse]

I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.

[omegaverse]

^ the gurgling farter

[iamoutofideas]

you’re all gonna love me for slamming cans of mango monster in the morning

[omegaverse]

^ the jittering trembler

[mazeltron]

[omegaverse]

^ The nefarious anglerfish

[harbinger-of-silly]

All gays will go to hellsite

[king-of-oreo]

What if in hellsite but not gay

[punky-beaver-offical]

[king-of-oreo]

NO!

[avhira]

[paradoxial-cunt]

[ghostrepeater]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Let’s go everybody it’s time to survive

[washmysoul]

[mephistopheles]

some of yall need to go back to like preschool level 'girls can do anything boys can do' feminism bc we are regressing into feminine = frivolous = weak = nurturing and masculine = power = force = competence at the speed of fucking light

[kosmogrl]

hey, we’ll be ok

[kosmogrl]

reminder!

[sreegs]

nyc guy guided meditation: close ya eyes... breathe in thru ya nose... and out through ya mouth... and wit da nex exhale breathe all da way out to citi field... lets go mets

[dogpuppy]

[theconcealedweapon]