Everyone got that one friend that was a failed vessel for something greater 🤣🤣🤣
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Everyone got that one friend that was a failed vessel for something greater 🤣🤣🤣
momentarily had the thought “shout out to my platonic harem” and then remembered that’s called friends
Incredible events unfolding on reddit
I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.
So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.
remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that
A girl was like “you throw a basketball wrong, who doesn’t know how to throw a basketball” so I hit her with “I’m really glad your parents hung out with you and taught you sports and let you go out side, some people did not get so lucky”
Alright, time to bust out this outfit for the summer.
Who would win?
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voter fraud, GO!
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What the fuck does the back end of this website look like
I make fun of coffee drinkers for being physically addicted to and dependent on badbreath bitterdrink but when i dont have my morning tea i feel like a mentally ill caveman about to do something bad.
^ the gurgling farter
you’re all gonna love me for slamming cans of mango monster in the morning
^ the jittering trembler
^ The nefarious anglerfish
All gays will go to hellsite
What if in hellsite but not gay
NO!
Let’s go everybody it’s time to survive
some of yall need to go back to like preschool level 'girls can do anything boys can do' feminism bc we are regressing into feminine = frivolous = weak = nurturing and masculine = power = force = competence at the speed of fucking light
hey, we’ll be ok
reminder!
nyc guy guided meditation: close ya eyes... breathe in thru ya nose... and out through ya mouth... and wit da nex exhale breathe all da way out to citi field... lets go mets