Believe in Yourself, No Matter What

Michael- I don't care if the whole world is against you or teasing you or saying you're not gonna make it. Believe in yourself, no matter what.-MJ

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

My sense of humor is growing more and more ridiculous because I was just sitting here by myself thinking like what if instead of saying “are you kidding me” we said weird food related things like “are you frying my rice right now” or even “are you seriously buttering all of my toast with this” and honestly I cried

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

this post is the best thing I’ve ever put on this site because I’m still getting messages and replies from people with their own versions of these jokes

[fuckitfireeverything]

#are you flipping my pancakes

[geometrymatters]

Mathematician Henry Segerman demonstrating how a linear third dimensional plane is only a projection of the curved fourth dimensional space time.

via 10/10

[valeria2067]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kibumkim]

nobody:

me when i eat pop rocks:

[odinsblog]

More than 8,000 people on Instagram watched Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez live stream herself putting together IKEA furniture, drinking wine and talking about the GOP and climate change.

[electrictype]

my DNA test results came back positive. i definitely have DNA.

[himejoshikomaeda]

quit bragging

[jackisreallycool]

this is so funny

[itchycoil]

this is like. all media 

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

why is Donald Glover just chilling there he’s not even in his Lando costume does Disney own Childish Gambino

[onceiwashere]

this SUCKS

[brucebocchi]

when did disney buy the st. louis cardinals

[nasundertale-deactivated2019112]

monky

[a-game-is-the-foot]

If you want a handy infographic explaining every company disney owns, check this out

[hexpress]

AUGH GOD

[rose---child]

If you smash Disney you take down capitalism basically

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lord-dio-official]

Basically destiny

[lilmj19]

As someone who plays Destiny, I can confirm this. Also, I feel attacked....lowkey

[officialjiggly]

The three starters

[melonmemes]

[welcometoyouredoom]

[ahmallama-deactivated20240604]

this is like a group chat

[whitepeopletwitter]

[maniacardigan]

[lizawithazed]

oh god relisten to it with this in mind and good god, you will cry.

Mummified my teenage dreams No it’s nothing wrong with me The kids are all wrong, The story’s all off Heavy metal broke my heart

or how about

We’ve been here forever And here’s the frozen proof I could scream forever We are the poisoned youth

[letmeletmetrashyourlove]

And the fact that this song was used as an NFL anthem and was probably ingrained in the heads of a bunch of transphobic assholes without them knowing has me LIVING!!!!

[interstellarneighbourhood]

i’m actually going to cry that is amazing

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[gothcostco]

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

[weedle-testaburger]

[rialxoan]

[maderadearquitecto]

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

[babyseraphim]

imagine banging someone on that table

[captain-snark]

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

[morbidamusement]

noooooo stop

[sevey6]

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

[gammywank]

[trashboat]

imagine a big pair of fat gnuts on that table

[post--grad]

my writing ability currently feels on par with that of like…. a seven year old. i’m just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly can’t.

[antique-scarecrow]

the url makes this so much funnier 

[bunnylikearabbit]

[blankthevidya]

How to make easy pixelart with aseprite

[cottoncanyon-deactivated2018012]

Holy shit

[toasti3s]