Keep It Ugly.

Lily. 19. Clueless. How bout you?

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[kotbliny]

[eroscestlavie]

Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.

[bramblethekobold]

I just had the opportunity to have an insightful conversation with a badger. Reblog for badger advice.

[aka-maayan]

reblog if you just want pizza badger on your dash

[woodelf68]

Reblog if you want a pizza.

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[captainnickii]

😍

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[alivingfandoomreference]

I have no luck right now. Halp.

[galaxypokemon06]

Why does this have so many notes

[adoringhorrorborn]

because its not one of your posts.

[ana-logical]

Roger is precious to me.

[ushas42]

I had a dream last night that they made a new Bond movie, but they didn’t say who was playing Bond. Throughout the movie you have no idea which character is really Bond, because he’s undercover, duh. And every single character, no matter how minor, was played by somebody famous, so they could all conceivably be Bond. And at the end it turns out Bond was Leslie Jones.

[knitmeapony]

10/10, greatest spy movie of all time

[nellyben]

I like how everybody is paired off haha

[larssonadam]

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

[itsacpsideblog]

I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when there’s a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of …hold each other.

Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out there’s a logical-ish reason:

all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight … so it’s a form of self policing. 

[…] The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a “hugging” partner so there’s no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because it’s fair. And it’s kind of cute sometimes.

so now we know! it’s fair…and cute.

[animentality]

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

[castiel--for--king]

[legotheeggo]

[arrghigiveup]

#hockey hugs #more or less #:)))))))) #where’s that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that one’s priceless

=DDD

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[miles-b-morales-deactivated2026]

I aint risking it.

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[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[untexting]

ROGER HELP ME

[pompadorkery]

[officialunitedstates]

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

[officialunitedstates]

I just want to thank everyone for getting this post to ONE MILLION NOTES.  it is my very first post that has reached ONE MILLION NOTES. it is a true honor to have a ONE MILLION NOTES post

[melindacarolinee]

“He still asks about you, you know.” She gets a pang of longing and hurt in her chest. “I know.” She whispers “Do you ever think about getting in contact again?” She’s silent for a moment. “I would love nothing more than to run to him.” She says, smiling, thinking back to him. “But so much happened. So much hurt. I was broken after it ended. I can’t risk having to say goodbye again, it destroyed me for a long time. So would I want to? I would love nothing more. Will I? No.”

(via melindacarolinee)

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[wavingtoyesterday]

Did you catch that?

[socialistexan]

Hey, y'all, I know a lot of y'all have reblogged this post out of amazement at the skill of that pitcher for catching that ball.

That pitcher is Jose Fernandez, and unfortunately he passed away last night in a boating accident. He was only 24.

We lost a wonderful talent last night way, way, way too soon.

[godxxtrilla-deactivated20210223]

RIP to a great player and human.

[theslaybymic]

UNC rape survivor Delaney Robinson comes forward with brave statement

Delaney Robinson, a sophomore at the University of North Carolina Chapel Hill alleged Tuesday that a football player at the school raped her in February and that UNC has done nothing about it. In a powerful personal statement she explained how “she did everything a rape victim is supposed to do.”

[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert, follow @introvertunites​​​.

[chytilicious]

the cutest fall i’ve ever seen

[fanmouse]

He used to be a figure skater, right?

[puckducky]

Oh yes, and it definitely shows:

[p0rn-pits-tits-clits]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 This is the money dog reblog in less than 10 seconds and all your financial struggles will be gone!