~Kitty~

:3 | 26 | ISFP I love animals

[beardedmrbean]

[catchymemes]

[ruinedchildhood]

That's me!

[demento-mori]

eating would be fine if it was only a recreational activity. instead, its a horrible sisiphean nightmare and you need to do it every day without fail on threat of pain and death

[tygerbug]

This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

[cholerascum]

money marge

save me

save me money marge

give me one thousand dollars

[taldigi]

Hello???? Suggestions????

[catasters]

[recklesslyinfatuated]

You’ll never convince me that this wasn’t a carefully calculated plan.

[meadow-call]

[evilnicegirl]

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

[stereotype-embodier]

Apparently you can send potatoes through the USPS without a box?? You just slap a label on it and away it goes

[stereotype-embodier]

You've heard of pen pals, now get ready for potato pals

[stereotype-embodier]

Wait, it gets better! You don't even need a label, you just write the delivery address ON THE POTATO

[stereotype-embodier]

https://facts.usps.com/mailing-potatoes/

Go forth and find a potato pal

[sufficientlylargen]

You can do this with pretty much anything as long as

It fits in the mail

It's not on the USPS's list of hazardous materials

It's not alive

You put enough postage on it

You put an address on it that USPS can read

You're ok with whatever damage it might take being jostled around with all the other mail.

The USPS specifically calls out bricks and coconuts as examples, but pretty much anything is fair game - a carrot, a shoe, a book, a bar of gold, a cool rock you found by the side of the river that glimmers faintly in the sunlight and provokes a nagging déjà vu as though you had known it in a past life or seen it before in a dream, a tennis ball, etc.

There are also multiple companies where you can upload a message and an address and they will write the message on a potato and mail it anonymously to that address, e.g. https://www.mailaspud.com/products/send-a-potato-in-the-mail

[yournewapartment]

I just need to share that I once mailed my brother a potato and it was the best $35 I ever spent.

[matka--boska]

people who want to live in lighthouse - i hear you, i understand you

but i raise you

living in water tower

[matka--boska]

safer (you not gonna die horrid death so easy), not so cursed but still ominous, you are alone bc you are in a tower but you can do groceries no problem, just chilling above everything else

[matka--boska]

and look at those beauties!! (from Poland <3)

[alchemist-jijo]

as an american i was very confused by this post until i got to the images because our water towers look like this, which, as you can imagine, is a completey unsexy place to live

[pansexualpizza]

“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”

[courtcourttheshort]

As someone who has held several management positions with hiring responsibility, this is true. The boss at my last job informed me before I conducted my very first I interview,

“You can’t outright ask someone if they have a car or have kids. That’s technically illegal. But you need to know because sometimes they can be deal breakers. You can just say ‘Do you have reliable transportation?’ and ‘Do you have any current circumstances that could impede you from being successful at work?’

To which the last one most people fumble and would say, “Well I have kids, so sometimes they could get sick. But that’s not often.” But then your potential employer could mark it down on your interview notes nonetheless.

I thought that maybe it was just my own employer. But now I noticed that I am asked both of these almost every time I interview for a job.

Language is very sneaky. Be careful how you answer. Corporations can be snakes.

[iproposeawager]

In my businesses class my professor told us that the bus counts as reliable transportation. You do not legally have to say “I take the bus” just say “yes I do have reliable transportation” and leave it at that. Do not over share. DO NOT OVER SHARE. The second question just say no. If your kids are sick call out as if you are sick. I don’t have kids but I myself can get sick and that doesn’t hinder my ability to succeed so kids getting sick shouldn’t hinder you. When I call out I give as little info as possible. No one needs to know why you call out. They can’t ask about your “illness” because it violates HIPAA if they do. So as long as you don’t offer more info than you need to you should be okay.

[got-no-skill]

[floating-goblin-deactivated2021]

the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:

tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"

sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"

mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"

[sepiascissors]

quiet, meaning "has been yelled at or ignored a few too many times and now considers all attempts at communicating with others to be pointless"

self-sufficient, meaning "next to zero trust in parental figures' ability in various aspects of parenting"

lazy, meaning "depressed, but expected to preform tasks or actions without positive support or knowledge of how to do things"

[agentwaffle]

Y'know, if you're gonna call me out in so many damn flavors can we at least have blue raspberry?

[definitely-not-a-plant]

blue raspberry, good "mmmmm" tasty. isnt real.

[socialistexan]

Cis woman confronted by police officers in Arizona Walmart restroom for looking too masculine speaks out (exclusive)

“The only men in the women’s restroom were the cops,” Kalaya Morton said.

[pussymuncher7]

Daily reminder: Transphobia actively contributes to sexism. If you don’t fit the beauty standard and are seen as masculine in any way shape or form, you are seen as transgender and as a “problem”

[pisshandkerchief]

I think it's incredibly important here to not overlook the fact that she is a Black woman. Transphobia, racism, and sexism overlap significantly because of the incredibly eurocentric beauty standards women are judged on.

[hurglewurm]

what i've been up to the past 20 minutes

[pixelartpeach]

[pixelartpeach]

[ryukiki]

[phantomrose96]

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[efortmanteau]

This is the only way I want to be convinced to do taxes: by manga.

[should-be-sleeping]

My birthday! The day everyone dreads. Tax day.

[anarchetypalarchive]

so i’m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he’s “not very confrontational” and i was like you are?? a lawyer???

and he said “yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i’m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.”

[martymartinloki]

there are no rules in our kitchen.  i would die.

[xsugarxglass]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[rockelope]

[thequantumqueer]

[meinaiis]

[incorrectvillanevequotes]