Simp For Lin Beifong

Libra ♎️ INTP 🧠 Simp 😍 Bottom 🥺 Pronouns: He/They 🔶 Age: adult 💚

[linbeifuckmeup]

Master List

Tags

Profanity - Curse words

This one is 18+ kiddos - Mature content 

‘Just a simp here’ and/or ‘With only one brain cell’ - Personal posts

I wish simping could be my full time job - Posts related to my job

‘Asks’ and/or ‘Ask the simp’ - Ask games and ask responses 

things I believe despite all evidence - conspiracy theories and related ideas and beliefs

Fics

ao3

The Righteous Fury of a Sibling Scorned: Young kyalin with jealous Kya

The Chief of Police Stole My Heart: Linzen never happened because Kya and Lin have been madly in love since childhood

i just want to start a flame in your heart: Catradora angst with hopeful/happy ending

AUs

Kyalin Hades and Persephone au (sketches, prologue, original post, and roles discussions 1 and 2)

Playlists

ATLA and LoK playlists here

She-Ra playlists here

Sideblogs (in order of most to least active)

@iamsimplywhelmed - Batman

@stanningscorpiahours - She-Ra

@kuvisceratemeplease - Kuvira

@theonlyhooterthatmatters - The Owl House

I do try to put trigger warnings on things but if I miss one don’t hesitate to tell me. If I’m tagging something incorrectly, don’t hesitate to tell me. I want to keep things safe and clearly and correctly labeled. You can let me know through comments, messages, or asks. Whatever is most comfortable for you. 

[cecut]

what do red pandas even do

[cecut]

I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas

[sokkalore]

does this answer your question

[thatscavlife]

Y'all I just want you guys to know that at the protest tonight in Rochester, cops keep gassing the Frederick Douglass statue on the sidewalk because they think he's a protester who isn't leaving

You cannot MAKE THIS SHIT UP

[thatscavlife]

[thatscavlife]

[capoctillery]

Start setting up mannequins and cardboard cutouts everywhere, hopefully they'll waste all their time and resources

[moonybyte]

Ah yes, the “Straw Boat Borrows Arrows“ trick (~250 AD)

[digitaldiscipline]

It gets better:

[frickmegoatman]

the last addition was fucking iconic

[linbeifuckmeup]

Old people are just jealous <3

I’ve figured it out. Old people literally are just mad that our lives are not as hard as theirs were growing up. Have you ever heard an older person talk about a younger person using gps? Because these mother fuckers will complain and insult and “when I was younger” without taking a breath and I’m sitting here thinking what the heck?? I know I’ve seen you use a gps multiple times? So why is it a horrendous crime that I, someone who is only recently driving and has trouble with spatial awareness and directions, use gps to get places when I need the help but not when you do it? And it’s the same with everything else they complain about.

[linbeifuckmeup]

Is there anything worse than going on lunch break at the same time as another person and just trying to be as silent as possible despite only having thirty minutes to eat because you’re sitting together in one little room and have said maybe five words to each other ever

[linbeifuckmeup]

Legally, I identify as a useless twink

[linbeifuckmeup]

Working at a craft store is fun and all except the main customer base are older people so I’ll be working cashier and I’ll say “and do you have the app or any coupons with you today?” and they’ll look up at me and say “the what?”

…um. The app? On your phone? Or a coupon from the website?

“How do I get that?”

It gets really fun when they decide to go through the process of downloading the app and creating an account Right There At The Register but they have no idea wtf they’re doing so I’m sitting there watching the line form behind them dying internally

[linbeifuckmeup]

Me: quitting my job at a hotel because I Did Not make enough money to deal with all that bs

Also me: gets a job at a craft store for the same pay

[linbeifuckmeup]

Working at a craft store is fun and all except the main customer base are older people so I’ll be working cashier and I’ll say “and do you have the app or any coupons with you today?” and they’ll look up at me and say “the what?”

…um. The app? On your phone? Or a coupon from the website?

“How do I get that?”

It gets really fun when they decide to go through the process of downloading the app and creating an account Right There At The Register but they have no idea wtf they’re doing so I’m sitting there watching the line form behind them dying internally

[mysharona1987]

[nekojitachan]

https://nerdbot.com/2021/01/09/new-pill-bottles-for-shaky-hands-will-help-people-with-parkinsons/

[peachdoxie]

This makes me cry, actually.

[thesharpestlance]

Just to add on. Libraries in many cities have 3d printers you can use that charge you only the price of materials. So if you can't wait for the shipping from the engineers, try your local library.

[cricketcat9]

Humanity at its best 🤗

[nicotinecaffienesugarfix-deacti]

[image id a post by David Richards that reads:

For anyone who isn't on Tiktok, I wanted to share a story.

1 week ago, a Tiktok user with Parkinsons posted a video expressing anger over how tiny the pills for treating Parkinsons are because it makes them really difficult to pick up when someone has something like, you know, Parkinson's.

4 days ago a guy who directs country music videos for a living, and was previously most famous on Tiktok for knowing obscure facts about Snappple, taught himself how to use Fusion 360 (a design and modeling tool) so he could design a pill bottle that solves the problem.

Problem was though that he didn't own a 3D printer so he posted a video of his design and offered to share schematics with anyone who wanted to test it and or improve upon it. All schematics are open source. 3 days ago, dozens of engineers and 3D printer enthusiasts had begun working on the project and started refining and tweaking to get tolerances where they needed to be and ensuring that it actually met the needs of those it was being designed for.

13 hours ago, there is a working prototype, it has "less plastic than your average McDonald's toy, and should be priced as such". The original designer has gotten a patent attorney to ensure it remains open source and the patent itself will be donated to the Michael J. Fox Foundation.

In the mean time, for anytime who needs one now and doesn't want to wait until the manufacturing in scale begins, they can get one at cost from the engineers printing them at home.

(Edit: I have put a link to the link tree for Brian Alldridge, the guy who first designed the bottle, in the comments. The first 2 entries are links to info on the bottle.) /End id]

[insomniac-arrest]

Diversity fail! The hot woman trying to murder you doesn’t have a gay crush on you 😞

[insomniac-arrest]

a lot of great things happening in the notes 

[staff]

Private blogging, it’s a vibe. But some innermost thoughts deserve to be just that: inner. Very, very inner. Now, imagine the perfect complementary app to this one (hellsite). With absolute encryption (for superior secrecy levels), an allowance of thirty photos per entry (for all the moments), even email and text integration (text yourself whenever you feel like it). Yeah, that’s what this is:

Day One (not a hellsite) has joined our family at Automattic. That means Day One (not a hellsite) has joined your family, Tumblr. And that means the universe is telling you to try journaling.

There’s no such thing as cringe in a private journal; it’s all just ~intimacy~. And checking in with yourself in a solo space that looks nice and feels nice. With zero chance of your secrets, the Story of You, or your WIPs reaching other readers unless, or until, you want them to. (No, really. It’s all utterly encrypted.)

Try it out, and never accidentally post something wildly personal on main again. (You’re free to keep doing it on purpose here, though.)

[starkie-md]

I had a stroke reading this

[linbeifuckmeup]

“Accidentally” I post things wildly personal on main on purpose thanks very much tumblr staff

[eyezehuhh]

Yekaterina Lisina 👀💦

[prince-luffy]

The face of a changed man:

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

[sylvilagus]

she’s 6'9" and wearing platforms in every photo and what a power move

[sexycraisinthanos]

#IS . IS THE SECOND PHOTO EDITED OR ARE THE PEOPLE JUST LIKE 4’2 WHAT THE FUCK THAT LOOKS FAKE

She literally just looks like that

And she has matching friends

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

[angelsarelistening]

very important add on: she has a lady dimitrescu cosplay instagram

[cal-is-a-cryptid]

Of course she does

[pyromania2014]

And she seems very ok with the 69 thing ..

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Amazon had keys to USPS mailbox used for union ballots: Report

The mailbox has emerged as a key piece of evidence in the union’s bid to overturn election results.

😕

[jotaillustrator]

[jotaillustrator]

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

[hvvrtfulloflove-deactivated2021]

On June 19, 2021 the czech police arrested a young romani man. In the streets and in broad daylight, one of the officers knelt on his neck for several minutes while another was handcuffing him. He later collapsed and died in an ambulance. There is video footage of this. You can hear a woman saying, "They are smothering him."

The autopsy report and the czech police are saying that the cause of the death was totally unrelated to the arrestation, but rather that the rom, who was allegedly a drug addict, died of an overdose. However, several other romani people are saying that is not true and that the man was not on drugs. A czech romani activist added : « He was reportedly taking Tramal for enormous spinal pain. Each of us can probably imagine what might happen if somebody were to kneel on the neck of a person who had a spinal ailment."

The police is pressuring and forbidding the local romani community to discuss the incident. The czech Interior Minister, Jan Hamáček, publicly backed the police officers by saying, "The intervening police officers have my full support. Anybody under the influence of addictive substances who breaks the law has to count on the police intervening. It is mainly thanks to the work of policemen and policewomen that we are among the top 10 safest countries in the world. »

This is wrong. There is actual video footage showing the police officers holding an unarmed man and kneeling on his neck for minutes while people are saying he is being smothered. Even if he was indeed on drugs, the police should have absolutely no right to decide who gets to live and who gets to die. Drug users shouldn’t get murdered in the streets in front of everyone while the government cheers. The police is supposed to be trained to handle individuals in all different kinds of situations, including when they are on drugs. They should have the emotional ability to deal with someone on drugs without smothering and potentially killing them.

The czech police has a history of murdering romani people.

The european police has a history of murdering romani people. Be it the french, dutch, british, italian, hungarian, polish, romanian, czech police, they all have a long history of surveying, arresting, enslaving, tracking down and hunting romani people for no reason. This is why we don’t trust them and why we would never associate ourselves with them in any way.

ACAB knows no frontiers. Please, please, please don’t be silent about this. It may seem distant to you if you are not romani and not european, but please don’t ignore this. It should not be legal to kill someone, a human being with a family and a community, just because they are romani.

Here are articles, if you want to read about it:

http://www.romea.cz/en/news/czech/czech-interior-minister-backs-police-intervention-against-romani-man-in-teplice-during-which-officers-knelt-on-detainee

http://www.romea.cz/en/news/czech/czech-police-release-new-video-footage-of-what-preceded-police-intervention-against-romani-man-who-died-thereafter

http://www.romea.cz/en/news/czech/romani-community-turns-site-of-young-man-apos-s-death-in-czech-town-into-a-place-of-reverence

http://www.romea.cz/en/news/czech/romani-man-dies-after-czech-police-kneel-on-his-neck-they-say-drugs-caused-his-death.romani-activists-see-parallels-to

[hadesisqueer]

I like to think that Toph lives long enough to meet the Avatar after Korra. King Bumi lived for over 110 years and Kyoshi for 230 (though that's because she was taught by a guy who lived over 500). Let Toph be fucking old and still torment the Avatar. She deserves it.

[linbeifuckmeup]

Toph refusing to die until she gets to torment a full cycle of avatars

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Hey I heard you’re giving out anxiety, can I have 1 anxiety please?

yes, here is a baby oarfish 

[imaramennoodle]

that’s a BABY?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

boy howdy are you in for a treat! introducing, the Oarfish!

MA! THERE’S A WEIRD FUCKING FISH!

Not much is known about Oarfish. Their maximum length is debatable, though there are reports of specimen up to 56 ft long. They live at great depths, and are rarely observed alive. Here’s a relatively small one:

Slightly larger one:

aaaaand, little bigger:

Yeah. these children get long.  hold on a mo’, i might have a better photo

yeah. there we go. a few hundred lbs of Oarfish. like i said, length-variable. that one’s only about 28 feet though. so like, imagine that but double. 

look how excited everyone is. well, everyone but the fish. oh, fun fact! they can self-amputate up to 3/4th of their body. lizard style. 

Historically, Oarfish have been described as sea serpents, and are probably responsible for a fair portion of myths. In Japanese folklore, their appearance portends earthquakes. Though rarely seen, Oarfish live in every ocean. All around the world. Everywhere. No matter what coastline you’re on, they’re always there. Just a few thousand feet below water. Waiting.

Watching.

[flowerbleedme]

JESUS THAT WAS MORE THAN 1 ANXIETY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I AM A WHOLESALE PROVIDER

[gremlinofpasta]

I LOVE OARFISH

THIS TINY ASS THING- TURNS INTO A BIG HARMLESS LONG BOI

[linbeifuckmeup]

There is no relationship more contentious than the one between two “I don’t know, what do you want to eat?” people