French Onion Soup

Lover of Greek retellings Liv-she/they

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[anglaised]

it should just straight up be illegal to put women or children in ai generators at this point its that serious to me

[hydratedbitch]

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

[mpregeminem]

if i was dating megan thee stallion i would push a giant boulder up a hill every morning to prove her my worth

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[absolutelyzoned]

guy who really likes bagels: hmmm... i bagely remember that...

[pseudomantis]

Some of my favorite NBA player tweets

[dappergamelord]

obligated to add one of my favs from vernon maxwell

[tastylemonbread]

daddy wants to see yall on yall baddest behavior. lend me some sugar. I AM your neighbor.

[thatnoulguyorsomething]

I genuinely cannot tell if this is supposed to be a horny post or House of Leaves inspo. Great job, op.

[tastylemonbread]

secret third option actually. now, don't have me break this thing down for nothing

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[bruntalism]

[testosteronetwunk]

@laeffy

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[paperjoshi]

on it boss

[paperjoshi]

trapped in the catacombs boss

[tall]

[carby]

Roses are red, my favorite season is fall,

[alivehouse]

"i just dont think the scientology speedrun trend is funny because if people did that with any other religious institution-" ok guys lets all go to the 'scientology controversies' page on wikipedia and scroll a bit before continuing this thought. lets do this right now