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[somepretty-things]

[owtytrihtneves]

[carryoncrowsblog-deactivated202]

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

[ruingazaki-deactivated20171122]

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

[eternalblumenkraft]

hail satan

[halogenuine-deactivated20150201]

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

[phantomsqueaker-archives-blog]

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

[pugnaciousjester]

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

[lekswinterisdyslexic]

Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins

1. Stupidity

2. Pretentiousness

3. Solipsism

4. Self-deceit

5. Herd conformity

6. Lack of perspective

7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies

8. Counterproductive pride

9. Lack of aesthetics

That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.

[thepotentialtobe-yours-deactiva]

*converts to Satanism*

[hewwobrine-deactivated20180515]

it mentioned a rule above, but i havent seen the rest of the satanic rules posted here, so…

1: Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked

2: Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them

3: When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there

4: If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy

5: Do not make sexual advantages unless you are given the mating signal

6: Do not take which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved

7: Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it to successfully obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will loose all you have obtained.

8: Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9: Do not harm young children.

10: Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11: When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.

[mistresserycinae]

Today in ‘Shit, lets be Satan.’

[1w1wbigher06fan]

I’m a catholic christian but this made more sense than some of the stuff in the bible does!

[imaginetheavengers]

I don’t usually post things like this on my blog but I thought it’d be important for people to know that:

Satanists DO NOT worship Satan. “Satan” is the latin root for “the one whom opposes”. The name was purposlly chosen to piss off Christians. Satanists are opposed to everything religious, which means that they do not believe in God, therefore, they do not believe in Satan either. The misconceptions of Satanism come from the movies where you see people sacrificing goats and all that stuff, but it is not true. I have read the Satanic Bible. I can assure you that they do not believe in anything religious.

[keithsdaddyissues]

Wait till my grandma hears I’m a satanist

[onlyblackgirl]

Well I see why white people so against it. It would mean they would actually have to stay in their lane and keep they nose outta other people’s business.

[napahontas]

^

[tinafeysucks-deactivated2015040]

[w-for-wumbo]

it’s time

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

[ewaneneollav]

it’s time

[memewhore]

[ethoereal]

BITCH ME TOO

[dosomethingprettywhileyoucan]

Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

[deadgorl]

this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol

NOW THIS MONEY POST I AM HERE FOR

[sassysugarnyc-deactivated201904]

Yesss November come throughhhhhhh!!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Reblogging with all my intent and desire.

[darkcocosb-blog]

I Made $750 For Nothing

[theechrysalisamidst]

I need a transition and also to not be in abject poverty

[earthshaker1217]

I too require money.

[cornerof5thandvermouth]

i need to pay for my best friend’s college course, don’t fail me now

[pokemon-photography]

[constarlations]

This is the money Charizard. Reblog and you will money tomorrow.

[everyonelovesrobots]

That first edition Base set Holo Charizard with shadowless border (meaning first print) is actually worth about $5k+ if in mint condition so hell fucking yeah I’ll reblog the Money Charizard.

[221cbakerstreet]

The true north American hogwarts houses are bigfoot, mothman, jersey devil, and the chupacabra and you’ll never convince me otherwise

[jodiefoster]

i’m too sensitive and i’m literally always crying?? why am i always crying?? am i okay? what am i even crying about? fuck if i know

[laughterkey]

Emma Phipps is a gift to us all.

[lord-kitschener]

As a public service to anyone offended by the Harriet Tubman $20 bills, I am willing to accept your unwanted $20 bills, and I will ensure that they are properly disposed of. This offer is open indefinitely, and any amount of $20 bills will be accepted. Thank you.

[brandxspandex]

How many people’s fantasies did Deadpool just live out?

[ardentlyalien]

nickfil on Reddit: “Fun fact: I’m the colorist for that story and originally made him a gryffindor. We went back and forth on a couple rounds of corrections and the editors insisted hufflepuff. That isn’t a casual joke. That’s deliberate deadpool cannon.”

[bakafox]

I… cannot get over my delight that Deadpool is a Hufflepuff. Canonically.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

this is the type of thing I like comic book creators to spend a lot of time thinking about, not whether characters wear underpants

[velvetrunway]

Yousef Al Jasmi S.S 2016

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[toxicspikes]

learning that someone doesnt like harry potter is honestly the most heartbreaking and life changing thing like u could kill a man and id still be more shocked and upset learning that u dont like harry potter

[grapefruitmimosa]

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

[97luftballons-deactivated201712]

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

[theinfinitebox]

All searches relating “ted cruz” and “zodiac killer” have been removed from google

On February 26th, NPR posted this screenshot of the google search “ted cruz is”: 

“Is ted cruz the zodiac killer” is the second suggestion. Here is a screenshot from today (3/21):

Nothing about the zodiac killer. The conspiracy theory is also absent from any search suggestions for other combinations of ‘ted cruz’ and ‘zodiac killer’. So maybe there’s a reasonable explanation: fewer people are asking google if Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer, and are instead asking if he is republican or married. Nope. Not according to google trends, which shows ‘is ted cruz the zodiac killer’ as a more interesting search term since February. 

Conclusion

Ted cruz got google to remove all search suggestions relating him to the zodiac killer (because ted cruz is the zodiac killer).

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

Ted Cruz killed people at google

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[tinafeysucks-deactivated2015040]

[w-for-wumbo]

it’s time

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

[ewaneneollav]

it’s time