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i don't do bad sauce passes

Origami Around
$LAYYYTER
Sweet Seals For You, Always

JBB: An Artblog!
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love the german saying “the child has already fallen into the well” for ‘what’s done is done’/’it’s too late’. yea, man, just keep it there. put a lid on the well. get another kid. oh, it’s screaming? sorry, no can do. yea, no, no need to climb in and rescue it, what’s done is done. :)
“Das Kind ist schon in den Brunnen gefallen.”
“The bird has not been questioned and is as far as we know not guilty of any charges.”
They censored a seagull in Sweden
Bird crimes…
[img desc: “A Facebook post by the user Frances May from the 18 of February, 2021, that reads “I write to you on behalf of the Diwan Breton language immersive schools that have existed for 43 years now. The secondary schools (six in all) have been informed that from September 2021, instead of having 3 hours of Breton a week for each class, the French education system will be giving 3 hours per school year. This could mean as little as half an hour a week, as we continue to grow and open new classes. Already for the next school year, there will be 6 year 7 classes on two different sites.
The argument put forward by the government is that our pupils “don’t need” any more lessons, as they are taught other subjects through the medium of Breton. How we will be able to study grammar, literature, and Breton culture with an hour’s lesson a week is a mystery. This argument is baffling to us, as all pupils in French language and literature classes also are taught all subjects through the medium of French, yet, French language and literature classes are maintained.
We have been warned that this is “only the start.” As you know, the Breton language has no official status in France. Only too often we see that the ethos of ‘liberté, égalité, et fraternité’ on which the republic is built does not apply to us. Breton and indeed other minority languages are seen as inferior, and are known as ‘regional languages’ as opposed to French, which is ‘national.’ The lack of official status leaves us constantly vulnerable.
We very much need support from all over the world. Could I ask you to address a letter of support that we could pass on to both the media and regional government? We have worked so hard to maintain a good education for our pupils - Pupils, staff, and parents are deeply hurt by this attack on our basic human rights.
Diolch o galon i chi amm ystried ein sefylla. gan edrych ymlaen i glywed oddi wrthych. Ffran May, athrawes saesneg, skolaj Diwan Gwiseni, cynfyfyrwraig prifysgol Aberystwyth, yn enedigol o Sir Benfro. /img desc.]
This constitutes a further attack on the Breton language by the French government, in keeping with a trend that has been in place since the 1790s (and affects other minority languages and dialects, not just Breton). The language has made great strides in the past few decades, but remains endangered, with this constituting yet another attempt at gutting it. I am begging anyone who can to reblog - I understand that the world is on fire at the minute, I understand that it’s long, but anything to raise awareness would have my immense gratitude.
If you’ve ever felt saddened or angry when I talk about what happened to the medieval manuscripts in Ireland, if you’ve ever appreciated anything I’ve had to say about Celtic Studies, Celtic languages, Celtic literatures…this is the chance to help one very endangered Celtic language out before irreparable damage is done.
Because Tumblr swallows anything that has links, I’ll be reblogging with the relevant links.
There is a Change.org petition here
A Twitter thread with additional information is here.
I’m also going to be in touch with my Breton colleagues and will update with more info as I get it.
Ok this is kinda funny but imagine being surrounded by people who sound like this. The French language was a mistake in the first place but combining it with English…. abomination
@033h we’ve been saying
“toc toc toc toc you are now a porcupicicle”
to hear the québécois pronunciation of montreal in its original “muh-ray-aul” and as if it’s one syllable. perfect
“directement above your appartement”
“Let me clear things up,” I say as I pile on a metric mental ton of information you probably either already know or maybe don’t need
TC:湯圓 SC:汤圆 tāng yuán
Tangyuan, a homophone of and frequent metaphor for reunion (团圆 tuán yuán) is a Chinese food made from glutinous rice flour. It’s cooked and served in boiling water (Some will put brown sugar and ginger). Tangyuan can be either small or large, filled or unfilled, sweet or salty. They are traditionally eaten during the Lantern Festival (the 15th also the last day of Chinese New Year celebration) and the Chinese Winter Solstice Day (冬至).
Historically, a number of different names were used to refer to tangyuan. During the Yongle era of the Ming Dynasty, the name was officially settled as 元宵 yuán xiāo (derived from the 元宵节 Yuán xiāo jié , the Chinese name for Lantern Festival). Now the name “Yuanxiao” for this food is commonly used in northern China.
Traditional sweet fillings for tangyuan can be :
Black sesame paste - the most common filling
Red bean paste
Chopped and sugared peanuts, taros or yams.
Nowadays, both the fillings and glutinous rice coats are much more various in colors and flavors such as chocolate, green tea and many kinds of fruit flavors.
His voice, along with that must, is just so mesmerizing.
i’ve had it in my head to write a guide to The Archon’s Prisons server but ugh sounds like work
This is it
See also autism See also Ehlers Danlos syndrome & Fibromyalgia It’s amazing how much more visible things become when you accept that they exist.
fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach
direct action
How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?
how about you eat my shit and hair
staying true to spirit
the OG of the vicious burn
Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face
here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year
I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.
Marigold deck by @musterni-illustrates
Word of the Day: мурлыкать
мурлыкать /mʊrˈɫɨkətʲ/ verb, imperfective – to purr
Слушая, как мурлычет кот, я научилась петь песни. Listening to the cat’s purring I learned to sing.
This week, we are talking about sounds produced by animals!
Just what I ordered
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Do other countries not do this kind of cross-country race? Seems Perth to Brisbane would be an interesting run. Or in Europe, Lisbon in Portugal to Tallinn in Estonia? Or I dunno, Sao Paulo to Belem in Brazil?
Maybe it’s just Americans who are that addicted to cars.
There’s cameras and speed limits everywhere. You’d be able to buy Lichtenstein with the amount of fines you’ll have to pay after a run like that
That’s true in the US as well. A cannonball run takes weeks of prep work and usually an entire team of people to map out an ideal route that sticks to mostly rural areas, dodges cameras and law enforcement, and avoids traffic. There are places the team has set up to refuel, and alternate routes in case the first route develops a sudden case of cops.
I so badly want to do this. What better time than during Quarantine2020?
Qurarantine is why the Cannon Ball Run Sea-to-Shining Sea record was broken seven times by the time this article had been written.
Brock Yates may be dead, but he’s having a pretty good 2020.
it’s not just an american thing… the gumball 3000 rally was started by an english dude in london in 1999. to be fair, he was inspired by rallies held in america. but like… americans aren’t the only ppl in the world who ‘want to drive fast car’… YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO WANTING TO DRIVE A CAR FAST, EUROPE.
Soft Lead
Clark Kent, a cartoonist for the Daily Planet, visits his number one fan, Bruce Wayne, at his home for breakfast.