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welcome to my world. hope you stay awhile and enjoy whatever i'm throwing at you.

[emkayoh]

Concept: kim possible but Artemis and Wally instead

ANON I AM SCREAMIN

[mchalowitz]

Lost in New York? The streets are numbered! How’d you get lost in New York? I know it’s kind of stupid to complain about a movie that came out seventeen years ago, but I wasn’t a comedian back then. So I have to do it now. I wish I’d been. I wish I’d been a def jam comic when [Home Alone 2: Lost in New York] came out. I would’ve torn it to pieces! 

[linwyneth]

are we dead roses

[sporacus]

This is my lazy town OC, Sportagun. He’s sportacus’ brother who has a gun. 

feel free to give constructive criticism.

[sportabae-deactivated20170807]

Yeah I have a critique Needs more gun

[sporacus]

is this ok

[rottenest-boi-blog]

TOO MUCH GUN

[sporacus]

oh boy do I have news for you my pal,

[hero-of-lazytown]

Idk I don’t think there’s enough gun

[sporacus]

listen what do you want from me

[baskin-robbies]

MORE GUN

[screeeeeeaaaaam]

WE NEED MORE GUN

[sporacus]

the people asked for more gun and at long last I have delivered

SPORTAGUN 2: MORE GUN

Sportagun’s back and this time he’s playing for keeps

[daggerkid]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!?!

[lazy-quartz-deactivated20181106]

Sportagun: the movie

The Rated R remake of lazytown

[sexycraisinthanos]

It’s actually rated G for gun

[sports-elf-in-training]

I hate all of you

[theunmaskedmadness]

does that make Robbie Rotten, Robb'n RottenGun?

[sporacus]

you fool. everyone knows that robbie is the opposite of sportacus.

[caustic-slushie]

He looks like weird al

[the-laziest-town]

This summer, Sportagun 3 Mission Gunstralia: trouble down Gunder.

[sporacus]

SPORTAGUN 3: TROUBLE DOWN GUNDER

now playing in theatres near you

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

Sir

Go to church

[sporacus]

he does go to church

[inactiveonthisblog-deactivated2]

Guys,

If this is what Sportacus looks like,

What does Íþró look like?

[sporacus]

Ithrottaankfurrin

[parentheticalaside]

The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

[blacklaceandcombatboots-deactiv]

who wrote this, expose him

[ofools]

my breasts are nicely separated. Completely divided, every year they move apart by half an inch.

[tobjoernebaer]

My breasts are nicely separated though they still fight for custody of the children.

[tyradicalsaurusreg-deactivated2]

I,,a woman,,,am WiDeR LOweR dOwN

[lesbian-lizards]

That was difficult to read.

[didi-is-spiffy-deactivated20190]

So ugly

[beforeliteracytherewasdeez]

My name is Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and my breasts are nicely separated

[sunnysrecovery]

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT AND HOW ON EARTH DID IT GET PUBLISHED

[bonitabreezy]

You can always tell when it’s a man writing a description because they focus oddly on the breasts. There will always be something about breasts and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read historical or fantasy fiction and they talk about “her breasts hanging freely under her tunic” or what the fuck ever and it’s like…women don’t do that? We don’t describe ourselves by saying “I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my breasts hang freely under my tunic”. I kind of feel like we should counter by awkwardly mentioning all male character’s balls in their description. It’s kind of in the same vein.

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

“I have auburn hair and hazel eyes and my copious nicely separated balls hangs freely under my breeches”

[lyriumandbiotics]

G E T W I D E R L O W E R D O W N

[ventrue-rosary]

“To get back to my body”

[miggylol]

I’ve found it. I’ve found the worst thing.

[friendlyneighborhoodpixie]

“The worst thing?”

You FOOL.

It can ALWAYS be worse.

[beaft]

you are like a little baby. watch this.

[trinklied]

#please keep adding terrible jeans to this post  

ok

[rigberts]

@deanbeltingbohemianrhapsody

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

This is fucking jarmageddon

[susandrawsthings]

yep

[snl-daily]

If your man likes chicken, he might like Chicken Man!

[linwyneth]

seclusion

[donjuan-auxenfers]

By Nico Quintana, transgender, QPOC, Latinx activist

There’s no way that this wasn’t written by a cop.

[zoobus]

LMAOOO

[thetolerantleft-deactivated2017]

check out this cop

[leviathan-supersystem]

they literally said “my fellow activists” like they’re that god damn steve buschemi meme…….. i can’t believe this……..

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

[corvid-420]

he’s probably not a cop but he’s probably a spy. like evan mcmullin got his start with some UN refugee commission, that’s like saint cred among libs. he’s just being tasked with making some guilt tripping propaganda

[safetypinserenade]

NICE TRY FBI

[linwyneth]

clat (minus alexis bc i can't stand her)

[theycantalk]

stay calm

[oops-phan]

DanielDreamX [pastel AU]

“i have fully embraced pastel and have rebranded to danieldreamx subscribe for flower crown hauls and nail painting tutorials” 

[kookiegguk]

[pseudophan]

you’re not even 26 but alright

[linwyneth]

2 years ago this account was created. lessgetit.

[linwyneth]

this blessing was on snapchat yesterday