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(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you
the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user
i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street
couldn’t leave this in the tags
$1,190,000 / 7 br / 4 ba
Built In 1865
Nyack, NY
This would get my vote
And refund the money they stole back to the American people.
If we don't import oil, get off Opec prices.
let's exceed mama
“I’m so proud of my enormous child”
What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
something is brewing 👀
Executive dysfunction in a nutshell
so i accidentally went down a wikipedia rabbit hole and came across the funniest thing that's apparently been plaguing scientists for centuries
it's called "maxwell's demon" and it's so easy to learn but difficult to disprove. basically a tiny demon controls a trapdoor, letting some particles through, and eventually it changes the temperature of two gases without applying any work. the fact that actual physicists are fighting over this 💀
but most of all imagine the tiny demon that's doing all this. all of this impossible effort and for what. why is he doing this. what does he gain
*does a gay little violation of classical thermodynamics that pisses you off*
Its so beautiful that cats have their own special weed. Mother nature rewarding them for being the best animal
They have at least two! Catnip AND silvervine! One of my cats only responds to silvervine, and seeing him finally have a fun, drugged-out time like the others did with catnip was a great day!
And jaguars have been seen seeking out and chewing on yagé vines, the plant from which ayahuasca is made, and they certainly appear to be experiencing and enjoying the psychoactive effects.
Cats are stoners.
Saw several people angrily responding to this one & all I can say is she’s 100% right
mutuals
For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.
#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME
it must also be shittable
You say something really weird to the headless horseman and in response he just stares at you fully maintaining eye contact as he grabs a second pumpkin out of one of his saddlebags and carves a confused/mildly offended face onto it and then replaces the first pumpkin head that's been staring at you the whole time with it
I got inspired
perfect headline. no notes
LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!
They left the best one off
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.