This is deadass the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen.
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This is deadass the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever seen.
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Despite what modern core nihilism will tell you, the accidental nature and inherent meaninglessness of life as a biological phenomenon does not mean that our efforts are pointless but instead allows us all to determine what we personally desire out of life. It means we are free to pursue what our hearts desire, and so enables each of us to find our own unique meaning.
Also love is real.
And the majority of people in the world are inherently good-natured.
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Greek workers, after months without pay, apply austerity cuts on their bosses car
Showed this to my brother and he went “bet they won’t have jobs after that”
THEY WEREN’T GETTING PAID FOR THEIR WORK ANYWAY!!!!!! THAT’S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT!!!
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Daily reminder that Gizmodo is a piece of shit website that doesn’t let people enjoy anything.
Gizmodo author, through gnashing teeth and tears: I’d treat her right…
Look, we’re all hot for Helen but you don’t fucking disrespect Bob like this.
Bob is one of the best dads and husbands in media today and I will fight anyone who says otherwise
this is a pro-bob blog. idiot anti-bobs dont interact.
How much more interesting would watching sports be if they replaced the network commentators with one die hard (borderline beligerent) fan from each team and stuck them in the booth together? And allowed them drink during the broadcast?
America’s gotta go
If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you
A note:
I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:
Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.
Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.
And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.
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You say you’re safe because you always carry your birth certificate with you? That will only work if you’re white–look at Obama.
How the hell can any white American accept this Gestapo demand of arrest with no judicial review? Didn’t your daddy/grandaddy fight in Germany against this kind of unquestionable SS-rule? What kind of traitor are you to their memory?
You’re no kind of patriot if you don’t respect liberty for all. Your white family (and brown and black families too) sacrificed, fought, and many died to keep Hitler from conquering the world and turning us into a vassal nation which would groan under the rule of Your Papers, Please.
Yet a generation later, you are willing to hand total control over to the orange despot without a shot fired.
NRA members, this is the government overreach you have always said you need your guns to defend against.
Time to stand up and be counted, you!
why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto
Media sometimes uses a snarky butler as a sign of a weak or ineffectual employer, but man, if I had that kind of money, I’d pay extra for a butler who was quick-witted enough to just burn me to the ground at a moment’s notice.
This is the principle behind medieval jesters
We must never forget that the court that keeps delivering these 5-to-4 decisions in favor of Republican efforts to rig the electoral system was itself rigged in favor of Republicans. When Justice Antonin Scalia died in February 2016, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) — with the support of every single Republican in the Senate — simply declared that he would not permit President Barack Obama’s appointed replacement to even get a hearing, let alone a vote, for no real reason other than that Obama was a Democrat. It was unprecedented and indefensible, and it’s the reason the court is now divided 5 to 4 in favor of conservatives instead of 5 to 4 in favor of liberals.
Rigged Supreme Court upholds rigged Republican electoral maps (via wilwheaton)
Trump's restaurants -- cockroaches and "slimy/mold-like build-up"
Do you like restaurants with “live and dead cockroaches” in the kitchen and “slimy/mold-like build-up” in coolers and freezers? Try one of Trump’s fine dining establishments, then. From The Daily Beast:
https://boingboing.net/2018/06/25/trumps-restaurants-cockro.html
The comparative conditions in his own properties don’t even matter, to be honest. What should be driving Congress to draft legislation or censure this shitty piece of crap is the fucking President of the United States of America is attacking a single small business, with the deliberate goal of destroying the business, and the American citizens who own it. I know that we’re just starting to tune it out when he does these things, but not only is this totally beneath the office of the presidency, it’s reprehensible that the fucking PRESIDENT would attack a private business and private citizen this way.
I’m watching that documentary “Before Stonewall” about gay history pre-1969, and uncovered something which I think is interesting.
The documentary includes a brief clip of a 1954 televised newscast about the rise of homosexuality. The host of the program interviewed psychologists, a police officer, and one “known homosexual”. The “known homosexual” is 22 years old. He identifies himself as Curtis White, which is a pseudonym; his name is actually Dale Olson.
So I tracked down the newscast. According to what I can find, Dale Olson may have been the first gay man to appear openly on television and defend his sexual orientation. He explains that there’s nothing wrong with him mentally and he’s never been arrested. When asked whether he’d take a cure if it existed, he says no. When asked whether his family knows he’s gay, he says that they didn’t up until tonight, but he guesses they’re going to find out, and he’ll probably be fired from his job as well. So of course the host is like …why are you doing this interview then? and Dale Olson, cool as cucumber pie, says “I think that this way I can be a little useful to someone besides myself.”
1954. 22 years old. Balls of pure titanium.
Despite the pseudonym, Dale’s boss did indeed recognize him from the TV program, and he was promptly fired the next day. He wrote into ONE magazine six months later to reassure readers that he had gotten a new job at a higher salary.
Curious about what became of him, I looked into his life a little further. It turns out that he ultimately became a very successful publicity agent. He promoted the Rocky movies and Superman. Not only that, but get this: Dale represented Rock Hudson, and he was the person who convinced him to disclose that he had AIDS! He wrote the statement Rock read. And as we know, Rock Hudson’s disclosure had a very significant effect on the national conversation about AIDS in the U.S.
It appears that no one has made the connection between Dale Olson the publicity agent instrumental in the AIDS debate and Dale Olson the 22-year-old first openly gay man on TV. So I thought I’d make it. For Pride month, an unsung gay hero.
dude had guts, someone needs to update his Wikipedia page
that is honestly really awesome