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hey call me Leo or Lion (she/her) i mainly reblog and post fanart - if you're racist, sexist, ableist, antisemetic, homophobic or transphobic feel free to leave (asap) hope the rest of you like my content :3

[southernsolarpunk-deactivated20]

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[chicorystreetcoffee]

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[everything163]

Plant based miscommunication XD

[blackjame]

[segamascott]

[captain-price-returns]

oh no they’re going to start calling democrats the same thing they’ve been calling democrats for 20 years now

[hibi-flower]

sources: l.e.s. by donald glover // this year by the mountain goats // maya hornbacher, madness // watchisjawdrop on tumblr // wuntrum on tumblr // kim kardashian // unknown // godblessryankent on tiktok // nayyirah waheed // unknown // lev st. valentine

on hope, finally

[boccher]

funny seeing the google ai go on full defense for white people over the word honky while the wiki article it's sourcing is just like "yeah its some insult". they're injecting their own #alllivesmatter weights into the bot

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[liononthedrumkit]

let’s be real is it even a choice? oh let’s see do we want a bloodsucking computer program which slowly saps the last parts of our creativity and independence or do we want to live??? what even are humans

[immorelmorels]

audible art post

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[iwasonceabookworm]

𝓑𝓸𝓸𝓴𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓮.ᐟ

ty for the tag @your-local-book-hoarder!

go to pinterest, search "your name + core", and post six pictures.

𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓰.ᐟ @roseforeverinbloom @elementalmasterofships @iodizedsalts @lavenderhazeleyes @confessions-of-an-old-cassette @corvus-corvidae @iridescentis + open :D

[lavenderhazeleyes]

𝐻𝒶𝓏𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓇𝑒

(hazelcore)

Also I found this one and I thought it was kinda funny

@thegracefuljay @magical-soup @indigodreams109 @rainyallay @www-internetangel-com @faggotvampires @robinmainblog @s1lentmoon + whoever wants to join :)

[indigodreams109]

Indigocore

@valleyshrike @lavandergemini @caramelised-vampling @gointhevoid @weirdvampirecat

[weirdvampirecat]

Thx for the tag!!

Not smth related, but a fun little thing I drew lol

@lovelyrose20 @liononthedrumkit @grimmbunny24 @feral-ass-raccoon

[liononthedrumkit]

thx for the tag :D

Leo core:

and this is for my actual name (yeah ik i lied to you guys sorry i guess)

@angel-interceptor17 @austaylian @weirdvampirecat @raindancemari8491 @morningstar-emily @atomicseedbomb @fabseg-creator

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[1v31182m5]

Washing the waterbender baby

[jen-iii]

The Estate's Secret The Earth's Champion

[titanias-bower]

Swan-swine are amazing. Toph, gremlin or doll, is GOAT

[bougiebutchbinch]

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

[bougiebutchbinch]

okay okay there's more

6. Elderly surgeon to the anaesthetist who is gossipping with their reg: "I need you to pretend you're in church." [weirdest way to ask people to be quiet, but whatevs]

Anaethetist's new reg with big, horrified eyes: "You mean we should start praying???"

7. Panicking rad tech: "Uhhhh my machine broke. I need to jump on this part and kick it, but I am not paid enough if I break it. Can you - "

Surgeon, casual as: "Yeah, sure."

:violently beats up the C-arm until it starts pumping out those sweet, sweet x-rays:

8. ODP to theatre assistant: "Saw the new tasche earlier. Suits you."

Theatre assistant: "Thanks! it grew on me :)"

Surgeon, pleadingly, within accidental snipping distance of the patient's spinal cord: "Guys, do NOT make me laugh."

[bougiebutchbinch]

OH MY GOD I FORGOT -

9. Surgeon using the electrocauter, leaning over the incision and inhaling deeply: mmmmm, that smell always gets me hungry. I'm having barbeque tonight.

New med student: 👀

[bougiebutchbinch]

and the classique:

Spinal surgeon: hey, that scoli's getting bad. want me to fix it for ya?

Me: I mean. There's a pretty long wait list

Spinal surgeon: yeah but I could do it tonight

Me: that would be very illegal, Jeff

Spinal surgeon: only if they catch me

[j-tee]

who let this bird on the train