Too Cruel for School

M • 32 • queer, fat, funky

[guccifloralsuits]

If THE modern translator of the OG Odyssey text wrote this about my film adaptation I’d kill myself

Emily Wilson you’re goated

[dragonfruityyy]

[huariqueje]

In the Early Summer Forest - Paula von Goeschen-Rösler

German , 1875-1941

Paper cut, gouache on Japanese paper , 40 x 38 cm. 

[wintercorrybriea2]

luo qingyang

[yanderethorne]

BISEXUAL T-SHIRT

[aaronstveit]

the only documented case of anyone ever ACTUALLY having a gay agenda was george blagden on the set of les mis 2012

[glorious-spoon]

spent forty-five minutes today helping an 87yo woman who does not own a computer or a cell phone try to set up an email account so that she could then set up a second account in order to access benefits. went with protonmail, because they don't require 2fa, but it turns out that while you can still make a protonmail account without authentication you can no longer use it to create OTHER accounts without it, and the benefits page she needed to get to required both an email and a cell phone to create an account anyway. asked if she wanted to try going in person to see if someone there could help her, and she said that she had, and they'd directed her to the website. she tried signing up with her landline, but of course that didn't work because you can't do SMS authentication that way. finally ended up writing up detailed instructions for how to log in and authenticate her account so she can drive to her severely disabled daughter's house forty minutes away because that's the only person she knows and trusts who has both a cell phone and a computer.

anyway i fucking hate mandatory 2fa and i think the people responsible for it should have to spend a year navigating their lives with no cell phone and no internet access beyond the public library pcs. fuck.

[8syntheticanimal8]

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

[bedupolker]

Donnie darko if it was good

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[teaboot]

I don't share videos very often but this belongs in the MoMA

[hypnoticandstrange]

(x)

[lovertm]

photographer: meghan.marshall // models: blk.loser (they/them), jordallenhall (they/he), & rubychickens

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[64mpg]

[healing--springs]

Claire's mini trinket snowglobes, 2005 ♡

[yanderethorne]

WHAT I FIND ENTERTAINING WILL PROBABLY SCARE YOU — NOT UR MOM ✦ SIX SEX

[yanderethorne]

this creature has been tragically torn from her roots. the scalp she calls home. sliced and dicombobulated.

she is now sentient, yes, but her soul has been severed. she is now simply a part that is missing her whole. she has been demoted from hair to clump.

she is confused. she is lost. she is alone.

PUT HER BACK.