Absolute Drarry Trash

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[supmilger]

This man

[tomlinshires]

When @bipolar4autistic said

[grabmyboner]

i think shane does the absolute most romantic things ever but by complete accident because he just does them cause his little lovesick autistic brain is like yeah i love this person why would i not do this for them. like he always has a spare roll of hockey stick tape in the brand that ilya likes the most in his hockey bag even tho it’s not the same brand shane himself likes. and shane has ilya’s playlist downloaded on his own spotify so that when they’re in the car he can play ilya’s music for him specifically when they’re driving to the rink he knows to play ilya’s pump up songs which he puts on queue in the exact order ilya likes. when they’re on planes together he always makes sure to book the middle seat and make sure ilya has the window because he knows how much ilya loves looking at all the beautiful scenery and also on planes he has a spare set of airpods because he knows ilya forgets to charge his own half the time but he makes sure he bought the airpods with the rubber tips because ilya mentioned once that the other ones hurt his ears. shane tries to make ilya’s life just that little more comfortable and easy. shane loves ilya so fucking much.

[graceebooks]

shane: *ten levels deep on an examination of the self, presentation, image, and social meaning*

ilya: are👏 you👏 fucking👏 dating👏 rose👏 landry👏

shane: i just wanted to stop looking like i was always going to the gym

ilya: 💀🔫

[burymecherry]

Okay we all know hollanov steals each others clothes...

but my personal headcanon is that whevenver shane wears something of ilya's he gets infinitely more compliments than ilya does when wearing the same clothing item, and this INFURIATES ilya.

like they'll stop at a local coffee shop ilya frequents, and shane has thrown on one of ilya's button-ups, and the barista is like "i like your shirt btw" and shane is just like "oh, thanks!", then as soon as they're out of earshot ilya is like "i have worn that shirt a million times when coming here and they've never said ANYTHING >:("

or shane takes a pic with a fan at an airport wearing one of ilya's slutty tank tops, and the pic circulates twitter with everyone being like "anyone else really like this style of shirt on hollander?" "tank top hollander🥵" "holy biceps 👀"

and ilya is like "tank tops have been MY THING forever >:(("

it even happens with the centaurs, like one day shane pulls up to practice in ilya's rick owens sweatpants cause he was too lazy to find his own and one of the rookies is like "yo hollander are those rick ownens? thats sick asf" and ilya is glaring daggers. then he shows up to the next practice in the same sweatpants and no one says anything and he just silently seethes.

"hollander i have worn those pants for YEARS, i was wearing rick before it was cool!! i was handwashing your CUM out of those pants before they even knew the name rick owens, but the ONE TIME you wear they act like it is brand new >:((("

shane fully knows how much this frustrates ilya and he absolutely plays into it, like he'll fully take the compliments and never mention that the clothes are actually ilya's. everytime he gets a compliment, he just shoots ilya a shit eating grin.

all while ilya is like "he's STEALING my drip!!!!"

"stealing heart is not enough hollander, you must take my SWAG too?!?!?!

[oshell-on-ice]

Unrivaled but it's 390pages of Ilya and Shane flirting in the locker rooms hallways going "come here often?" and "my husband wouldn't like that, he's very jealous" followed by "he doesn't have to know" bc their rings are on chains under their shirts at the moments. Also honourable mentions to "looks like a nasty bruise. Want me to kiss it better?" and "your lips look lonely do they want company?" and "hey, handsome, wanna take this back my place?" or randomly pushing one or the other against a wall and whispering in the other's ear the room number that they both share. Like just the whole book of them flirting hard and fucking even harder sometimes, and you realise via flirt and chirps from their teammates at times all through the book that Ottawa in on a hellfire run to the Stanley Cup and the book ends with them flirting as they lift up that damn cup

[holllanov]

HEATED RIVALRY WEEK 2026

DAY 3: Favorite Kiss(es)

[mishori-o]

જ⁀➴ ✉︎

I don't know how to caption this, just Drarry sending letters to each other :P

[jcams88]

My favorite part of the entire Game Changers Series will forever be when Ilya pops up like Knock Knock ✊🏻✊🏻 Hello it is me best hockey player in world Ilya Rozanov here to tell you closet is made of glass 👀👀👀 you come out now then join my elite team of queer hockey coaches (and also Hayden Pike who is terrible bullshit player that Shane forces me to be in same room with and I say ok fine because Little Pikes and Jacki make tolerable) at camp I run with BFF Shane Hollander who is definitely not beautiful freckled love of my life 😉😉😉!

[coppercatbird]

Not Venus

@drarrymicrofic | prompt: retrograde | wc: 250

Harry gave an officious little nod and stood. “It’s decided then.”

Ron frowned. “We weren’t talking about anything, mate.”

“I’m going to do it.” Harry nodded again.

“Do what?” Hermione looked up from her book—honestly, who brought a book to pub night?

“I’m going to go talk to Malfoy. Draco.”

Ron spat out his beer. Hermione’s eyebrows shot up. “Are you sure that’s a good idea? Last time—”

“Last time was different,” Harry said. “I’m trying again. I don’t care if I’m bollocks at it.”

“It’s healthy to do things you’re not very good at sometimes,” Luna said as Ginny slid into the booth. “What are you trying?”

“He’s going to talk to Malfoy,” Ron said.

Luna frowned. “Oh, Harry, I don’t think that’s a good idea.”

“But you just said!”

“Well, you see, Mercury’s in retrograde right now, which makes communication difficult,” Luna said, eyes wide. “Disagreements are more likely, misunderstandings—well, you and Draco are already rather prone to those, aren’t you.”

“I don’t care how retro Mercury is,” Harry snapped, tossing back his pint. “I’m going to talk to him.”

**Three minutes later**

“Well,” Hermione said.

“That’s certainly not what I would call ‘talking’,” Ginny said with a grin.

Ron looked ill. “I can’t believe this is happening again,” he said, turning away from the sight of Harry’s hands trailing lower down Draco’s body. Draco’s hands were in Harry’s hair, unyielding, insistent.

“Oh, that’s all right then,” Luna said brightly. “Venus isn’t in retrograde, after all.”

[dodgerkedavra]

weak

for the @drarrymicrofic prompt weak

Potter lives, but he looks half-dead. Filthy. Starved. Hollow, until the Aurors arrive.

Draco has never been held like this. Clutched, like a talisman. Like an anchor.

He’s not going to Azkaban, then.

“Potter,” he murmurs. “I can’t breathe.”

“Sorry,” says Potter, and ever so slightly loosens his grip.

[ajdumpsherbrain]

shane: mom…can you take three steps back please?

also shane at 4am in the morning:

[penandinkprincess]

okay but hudson saying that it didn't show up in the frame of the shot but that when ilya brought up marrying svetlana during the couch scene he made the choice to have shane pull his legs up some because he couldn't imagine ever wanting to touch feet with someone he's mad at makes me laugh imagining it being an ongoing tell when ilya's getting himself in trouble

they're unwinding for the day together just casually playing footsie while doing their own thing on either end of the couch and then ilya just says something in passing without thinking about it, feels shane go very still, and looks up to see shane make eye contact and slooooowly start pulling his feet away

and ilya just starts sweating

[marauder-in-warblerland]

#footsie: DENIED#and you know what? he's taking the shared throw blanket with him because fuck you @penandinkprincess

[wiltking]

if you're writing and find yourself thinking 'this is too weird/gross/offputting/esoteric/ambitious/catered to my specific interests + sure to push away a broader audience' that is the devil speaking and it is a lie. you are already firmly on the right path and you need to double down

[penandinkprincess]

i feel like shane would wait and think SO hard and extensively about new things he wanted to try because he would want to fully explore it from all angles in his head before he committed to saying it to ilya

but also he would then want to drop it at a time in which ilya would then not be able to discuss it with him fully in that moment because it already took working up to saying it so he would need a cool-down period before he was ready to actually Talk About It (and, to him, it's polite to give ilya a good reason to wait before he has to return with his opinion about it!! he's being nice!! ilya has a built-in excuse for the delay in having to give an answer!! shane would appreciate that if the roles were reversed!!)

with the end result that poor ilya just gets fucking. guerilla warfared with kink exploration ideas.

man is about to go to a dentist appointment and shane kisses him at the door, goes "also, what would you think about fucking me but gagged and blindfolded? just something to have on your radar. i don't need an answer right now. okay, bye." and shuts the door and ilya is just. what. the fuck was that.

[atw2006]

Ilya walked past Troy's shitty dad in the lobby and was like I'm your dad now. Get behind me gay duckling.

[smokingrozanov]

Imagining Ilya ‘known slut’ Rozanov in the hookup era seeing photos online of Shane with his hands on some blonde, curly-haired woman’s waist while they’re at some charity event & being overcome with a sickening level of jealousy. & the next time they get together Ilya pounds Shane into the mattress asking if he ever thought some soft, pretty thing could fuck him the way Ilya could. & Shane is gasping & whimpering that he’s all his, all Rozanov’s. & when they both come down from it they both pretend they didn’t just reveal too much & move forward