Literally Epiphany

I come in peace but I leave in pieces.

[rudamaruda520]

me as a writer

[rokonrrc2]

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[consultingfujoshi]

mfw this man who is capable of unimaginable violence and anger and destruction fulfils his life's purpose as some teenage girl's lame dad

[desinteresse]

The fact that im getting raw dogged by life everyday. Don’t have any medication to take the edge off. Nor any addiction, I don’t even got a religion or spirituality to fall back on. Im facing this life stone cold sober every goddamn day??? Why???

[desinteresse]

Me when im awake, alert, unmedicated, sober and not religious

[harry-my-delicate-flower]

That’s where this guy comes in:

[desinteresse]

No he don’t!!!!!

[pitbolshevik]

mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute

[pitbolshevik]

me when i fucking get you

[a-shooting-starmie]

[christianstepmoms]

[thedankmemes]

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[parkchanwoohoo]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I am completely fascinated by this abandoned home some urban explorers came across in Belgium. It’s covered in moss, which only adds to its charm, but look at the Plexiglas sunroom. 

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[ancient-hoe]

Lilith and Eve, by Yuri Klapouh, 1963.

[jesswhitlock]

Someone: "How are you today?”

The hallucination of Edward Cullen that I keep around at all times: "Lie."

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

Alice approaching Jasper at the diner:

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

[yeehaw-vampire]

Imagine a Midnight Sun movie where it’s just the first Twilight film, but any scene w Edward and another character besides Bella, there’s a string of added commentary dubbed over because he can hear their thoughts.

Like when Bella comes to family dinner, you just hear Emmett’s voice all “damn you’re crazy Eddie” and Rosalie screaming cuss words. Then Alice is like “omg Bella my best friend” and Jasper’s like “omg look it’s Alice hi Alice wow how about some human blood.” And Carlisle and Esme are just “wow wow Edward so proud of u not being alone forever.”

[panlight]

shoes

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

rosalie: a variety of heels so pointy she could kill a man.

emmett: air jordans. and crocs, to torment alice.

alice: hundreds of pairs that she never wears more than once.

jasper: cowboy boots

esme: sensible flats, classy pumps, and comfy work boots for her renovation projects.

carlisle: loafers, sneakers, baseball cleats, and one pair of old timey knee-high riding boots he keeps because esme thinks they're sexy.

edward: he's soleless :(

[dragonagegenerator]

ancient god (self-diagnosed)

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

[panlight]

The Cullen version of “If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?” is probably, “If Alice didn’t tell you not to do it, how bad of a decision can it be?”  I’m sure Emmett uses it a lot. 

[impishglee]

romance