❤ Do all things with love.

Venetia 24 Please understand, i have been waiting to leave ever since i figured out that there were roads willing to take me anywhere i wanted to go..

[unclefather]

you’re not a good person just because you love soup

[thyrell]

whats youre fucking damage

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[thegreenmeridian]

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

[twoofcups]

[jakemorph]

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

[jakemorph]

Cain really did fuck around and find out

[nyanbinyuri]

cain: hey i wonder what’d happen if i hit abel over the head with this rock

abel: *just fucking drops like a sack of hammers*

cain:

[mysharona1987]

[dennator25]

[showerthoughtspost]

Your money’s not yours. It’s just your turn with it.

[coffing-deactivated20220824]

what if I eat it

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

who ever decided to put ice in coffee was a pretty cool dude i think

[movemequotes]

“Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.”

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

[catchymemes]

[blackbruise-deactivated20200925]

I hate the word Islamophobia.

It is not a phobia.

You are not scared.

You are just an asshole.

[greelin]

“how many times have you even watched that movie”

[starwlkers]

Y’all

[goblinfvckr]

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[glorious-scumbag]

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

[caffeinatedcorvid]

I thought it was the same person ngl.

[imsuchacapricorn]

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

[imsuchacapricorn]

THERE’S AN UPDATE

[a-melior-ate]

Stephanie is a true hero.

[hemilf]

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

A summary of politics in America rn

[carlisle-the-daddy-cullen]

They need to redo twilight by just having the actors go back to the filming locations and try to recreate it from memory

[hanari502]

I’m a simple woman. I find a song I like, I listen to it for three weeks uninterrupted until I find another one.

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[remanence-of-love]