Life.

What even am I tbh. Emily. She/Her. •Emily•ENFP•♓️

[havenfable]

Greek Mythology: Unfortunately, Zeus was horny.

Norse Mythology: Unfortunately, Loki was bored.

Egyptian Mythology: Unfortunately, Set was envious.

Japanese Mythology: Unfortunately, Susanoo was rude.

[labelleizzy]

Diné mythology:

Unfortunately, Coyote had “a good idea”.

[skywardkonahriks-deactivated202]

Celtic Mythology:

Unfortunately you pissed off the Fae

[theinfiknight]

Hindu mythology:

Unfortunately, another asura managed to obtain a boon from Bramha/Vishnu/Shiva

[little-urban-witch]

I love how everyone’s mythology has some variation of “And then there was This Asshole”

[mikkeneko]

Unfortunate things gotta be explained somehow

[khantoelessar]

All of the above is very true.

[catchymemes]

How vaccine works

[ilyrozanov]

“*reads sign* Can I be your tour doctor when I finish med school? Since you asked so politely… no. How long have you been? You’re quitting now? Do you wanna quit? You should see it through, see it through! How many years you got left? Six! *laughs* You’re gonna be old! Actually I will be needing a doctor by then.”

— Harry reading a “can I be your tour doctor when I finish med school” sign (via stylesnews)

[alwaysbewoke]

BOOM!!!

[donkeydickjess]

I absolutely love when ppl assume I’m not Hispanic and start talking shit

[amananomic]

SHE WAS SHOCKED!! BAFFLED!!!!

[fmlcomic]

Okay, yes, the story is hysterical… But… His voice? Yes, hello, somebody hire this man as a voice actor. He sounds like a cheerful rockslide. I need him as the Voice of God. Hell, do a live action Olympian Gods Movie and have him play Zeus. I mean, damn.

[vrishchikad]

Forget about the story, ask him to read audiobooks.

Why isn’t he reading audiobooks?

[bisexualrights]

“One dollar, two dollars, one fifty, one sixty-nine.​ I got it. You want a box of condoms? What kind? That’s two quarters.​ Two quarter waters. The New York Times.​ You need a bag for that? The tax is added.​”

[animatedtext]

[peatmosses]

If I could chose to sacrifice one kids cartoon show thing to get rebooted to save the other shows tho I would 1000% nominate Regular Show to get the Riverdale treatment bc that would be SOOOOO funny could you imagine

[campyvillain]

MORDECAI AND RIGBY STOP GAYBAITING PEOPLE OR YOURE FIRED!!!!!!!!

[oatmilksgf]

someone needs to check up on the author of diary of a wimpy kid bc what if his publishing company is holding him hostage

[oatmilksgf]

911 i have a question

[xiaq]

ya’ll better be respecting trans folks or your pronouns are gonna be was/were

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

new threat, just dropped

[teathattast]

[ruinedchildhood]

[phantomrose17]

[silly-jellyghoty]

[makinjakenpancakes]

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[nessataleweaver]

Hey, I’ll give it a shot!

[theimaginariemuse]

Just for fun

[butchscientist]

being gender nonconforming is great bc straight people think i'm edgy and intimidating but lgbt people see me and immediately think i'm friend shaped :)

[ct4cd]

New gender: comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable

[shock]

sorry i’m late the radio started playing that song i’m operantly conditioned to kill people to and it was just this whole thing 

[heli0s-writes]

[russiawave]

[ig-braving]

[ig-braving]

imagine trying to learn english and hear this

[funnyinstagramvideos]

the worst part is that this makes perfect sense to me

[blanket-fish]

There is no one in earth stronger than people who learn English as a second language. I bow to you