A strange human being

She/they with dumb things to say , baby witch

[timelordsensate]

Follow Forever idk number xp2

Just felt like recommending some blogs I love.

Lost 4 posts, I’m cry . If I miss someone that’s why.

@the-bard-followed-the-witcher, @bridgertonian, @ceciliavenier-baffo, @lady-nadira, @aegontheconquerorwithteats, @vernacular-science, @toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account,

@chibnalldaily, @ataleofbardsandwitchers, @minimoefoe, @stardustedtraveller, @mrsroxelane, @toss-a-bard-to-your-witcher, @nasyanastya, @atimefordragons

@michellejackson, @littledotheyknowimgay, @diversehistorical, @dykejaskiers, @youwinglessthing, @thirteengrins, @jaskierswolf, @yappingjaskier, @geekrenaissance

@melodyoffire, @kallypsowrites, @geraltcirilla, @morozov-aleksandr, @serpenteve, @infernigf, @aphrodany, @my-darling-inej, @greensaplinggrace,

@saintaleksander, @aleksander-alina, @time-turner, @itwaswhileyouweresleeping, @morozovastarkovs, @across-eternity, @burningblake,

@aleksander–morozova, @aleksanders-fair-maiden, @low-and-slow-on-a-tightrope, @westworldgiftshop, @fireismine, @alina-aleksanders

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[allons-ynumberten-deactivated20]

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[allons-ynumberten-deactivated20]

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[littledotheyknowimgay]

My class just had a whole debate about how two guys don't have to be gay to get married and it reminded of that one meme I'm WhEeziNg

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Bruce somewhat jokingly telling his kids he’ll give them a million dollars if they get a degree.

Bruce a few years later shelling out $40 million in one go because his kids collectively presented their completed degrees at once.

Bruce’s eye twitching when three kids smugly present medical degrees.

Bruce proudly covering the wall behind his desk in his children’s degrees.

Bruce including Barbara and Stephanie’s degrees on the wall too because he loves all his kids.

Bruce smugly sipping coffee in his office as he thinks back to how he successfully got every single one of his children to graduate with at least one degree.

[byjove]

why don’t we have dancing plagues anymore

[byjove]

this is the funniest “it’s cause you’re on our phone” of all time

[malwako2]

I'm losing it over this AITA thread

Here's the kitty

Get rid of the whole wife

[40ouncesandamule]

[littledotheyknowimgay]

Monday was there before you and she'll be there long after you're gone.

[normal-horoscopes]

MAYBE YOU CANT LOVE NATURE FOR ITS INHERENTLY PREDATORY NATURE BECAUSE YOU ROMANTICIZE PASSIVE ENJOYMENT OF A PASSIVE NATURAL WORLD.

I AM BEING HUNTED BY WOLVES.

I CALL THAT ACTIVE PARTICIPATION IN THE ENVIRONMENT AND I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE.

[cecillias-garden]

Caretaker, might I ask how you're managing to outrun them and still be posting?

[normal-horoscopes]

VOICE TO TEXT ALL TERRAIN HEELYS

[littledotheyknowimgay]

Did you escape yet?

[jame7t]

rats of the future will avolve into a beast known as “A Lumpy” 

[littledotheyknowimgay]

I decided to wear a skirt for once, and everyone I know said I look like a lesbian Twink.

[sighinastorm]

There’s a tornado warning out (two, technically), so of course I went for a walk outside to see if I could spot it.  Never have I seen so many of my neighbors at one time, when there wasn’t a firework show or a picnic.

[sighinastorm]

[the-dwarven-viking]

There was a tornado warning and a bunch of people gathered outside to set off fireworks. I wish I was kidding.

[sighinastorm]

How cool would it be to shoot fireworks into a tornado?

[sighinastorm]

[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[choiyeonjuns]

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

[littledotheyknowimgay]

❤️🎧🤫😋

[stygiantarot]

Kitchen Witchcraft Masterpost

Recipes:

Autumn Pumpkin seeds

Turmeric associations

Sweeten to You Snickerdoodles

Baked Apple offerings

Soothing Shortbread Cookies

Love Thyself Brownies

Cast Iron Blessing Bread

Kore Bites

Kitchen Witch Tips/Techniques:

Autumn Kitchen Witchcraft

Witch Tip: Appliances

Witch Tip: Full Moon Charging

Witch Tip: Feeding others magic

Witch Tip: Sigils in baking

Witch Tip: Oils

[abd-illustrates]

October is ADHD awareness month! 🎉

The memory issues ADHD causes are some of the scarier and more frustrating parts of living with it - so here’s a set of reaction doodles that all my fellow ADHD peeps are welcome to use whenever anybody decides to comment on your forgetfulness ^ 

[floralflowerpower-deactivated20]

ADHD nukes your working memory.

If it isn’t part of a hyperfixation its hard to store the details. 😅💕

[lunarflare64]

It gets especially bad for routine things, because you can’t tell if your memory of doing the thing was from today or yesterday or last week, and that can lead to some dangerous situations such as, say, skipping/overdosing on medication. I have to write down the date when I take my meds in the morning because the first time my memory messed up my medication I was terrified, I had to go with risking skipping because risking overdosing can get real bad real fast

[floralflowerpower-deactivated20]

OMG the medication thing I do that all the time.

I actually risk overdosing because I can’t drive behind the wheel without my medication.

My zone outs are more akin to black outs.

Like I’ll completely zone out and not only not remember what I did but there will be a complete time skip between when I first zoned out and when I came back to reality.

And sometimes I’ll do weird shit on auto pilot during these.

Like I once stuck a bag of lettuce in my bed, had no memory of it.

Went to sleep and my foot touched something wet and I flipped the fuck out till I realized it was lettuce.

I dont experience that when I take my ADHD meds.

The memory thing really messes with you.

[random-shit-writing]

HOLY SHIT THAT’S WHAT IT’S CALLED MY WORKING MEMORY IS SHIT I JUST THOUGHT I WAS STUPID IM CRYING 😭😭

[floralflowerpower-deactivated20]

Okay this is my second attempt writeing this because I accidentally reblogged it to the ectoberhaunt blog and had to delete it.

But no you are not stupid.

Your brain is wired diffrent.

ADHD is a disorder of the frontal lobe.

It affects all of these listed areas.

It’s not just “not being able to focus or being too hyper”.

It’s also a dopamine deficiency.

You can’t make tonic dopmine.

In laymen’s terms.

You can only get dopmine in short spurts by doing certain things.

This is why so many people ADHD struggle with Addictive personalities and turn to drugs or alcohol to self-medicate.

Which is bad.

This is what dopmine does.

Source.

And being fucking understimated is horrid.

You ever feel so board and so empty and helpless that you’d rather die?

That’s a classic symptom.

That’s why people with ADHD are 5 times more likely to kill themselves.

Source.

THIS is why ADHD awareness month is important.

It broke my heart that so many people with ADHD reblogged my posts not even realizing we have a month.

You deserve to understand you have a disorder that drastically impacts your life.

You deserve access to medication, and good doctors, and good resources, and managment skills.

You deserve to understand that you have probably been horribly abused or gas lit by the people in your life that dont understand your struggle because they never stopped to try too.

You deserve to understand that you are not stupid.

You were never stupid.

[rynnay]

lest we forget the mysterious concept of Delayed Gratification and how that’s Not A Thing for ADHD 

Delayed Gratification is not stimulating now therefor we will be hard pressed to work toward it. Exercise for healthier bodies? too long, don’t care. Work now, paid when you’re done? too long, don’t care. Work first, play later? No, play now, work & regret later. Do x for y minutes and then you do z as a reward? Too long, don’t care, also I can just do z now? who’s gonna stop me, me? 

[littledotheyknowimgay]

Being a minor with ADHD sucks. My mom knows I have it and refuses to get me medication. Then she and her husband call me stupid for not remembering things and random times when for some reason I can't speak properly, etc.

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

Omg guys….Mario will become a Tumblr user….that’s so awesomesauce….

[catgirl-kaiju]

One thing that’s driving me wild about this is that they’re trying to “modernize” something that’s proven to be pretty timeless. Like, the Super Mario games take place in a unique fantasy world that has proven to flexible enough to adapt to the tastes of players over nearly 4 decades, and Hollywood always seems to think the best approach when given an IP like that is to bring it to the modern day so they can make pop culture references that will be dated upon release.

Fuck this movie.

[catgirl-kaiju]

[nae-nae-supreme]

[littledotheyknowimgay]

I'm disappointed in you.

[littledotheyknowimgay]

Yes I am ace, yes I am panromantic. I am and endless void of everything and nothing. Move along.