yaoi central

chaz ☆ he/him, adult ☆ dni pedos, rascists, trump/elon supporters, etc. ☆ please be nice lol ☆ ill try to mark all triggering stuff as so, also i might post nsfw stuff cuz im horny lol (ill mark it dw) (btw wallpaper isn't mine, i forgor who it wuz but im not taking credit for it at all and they said ppl could use it)

[timmy-tuffknuckles]

pinned post bc I feel like I should have one

haii my name is Chaz, he/him

im not lisiting my age but im an adult

im a trans ftm, gay, aegoromantic, autistic disabled dog therian living in the American Midwest :]

my posts will mostly be about my fixtations and stuff I find kewl

fandoms I'm in and will probably/already post about:

gorillaz (biggest hyperfixation)

stardew valley

stranger things (BYLER IS CANON TRUST IM IN DENIAL)

the amazing digital circus

tokyo ghoul

cult of the lamb

femtanyl

rw&rb

heated rivalry

tv girl

chainsaw man

scott pilgrim (show + books)

icp (I'm a juggalo!! whoop whoop)

the magnus archives bc yes I like to be emotionally tortured haha

camp here and there!!

heartstopper

rabbitology (LOVE HER SM)

cosmo sheldrake (v cool)

andrew joseph white (hands down fav author. go look him up.)

PROJECT HAIL MARYYYYYYYYYYYYY

stuff I'll post about that isn't a certain fandom:

midwest emo/midwestern gothic

reblogs from mlm blogs, aesthetic blogs, etc (will reblog nsft stuff)

religious imagery/religious trauma

music

memez

vents

idk man

feel free to send me asks, I don't have a very strict nsfw centered dni other than don't dm me if you're a minor (also if you make me uncomfortable I will block you)

i use the block button freely. do not interact if you're homophobic, transphobic (includes transandrophobia + transgynophobia + anything that involves hating on intersex people), a trump/musk supporter, pro-capitalism, racist, a pedophile (get the actual fuck away.), pro-Israel/anti-semitic, pro-life, sexist/misogynistic, radqueer/transID, etc.

alr thanks for coming to my TED talk *proceeds to fall off the stage*

none of the userboxes are mine! creds to their og creators!!

[timmy-tuffknuckles]

"rb to give a trans man soup"

14k notes

"trans men still experience misogyny and their experiences need to be talked about more"

blocklisted

[golden-letters]

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

[miawasthere]

tumblr angels do not support ICE btw 🩷🪽

[darlingdemonic]

tumblr demons don't support ICE either ✨

[momoka-angelz]

tumblr fallen angels DOES not support ICE too

[cgsdraws]

vampires DO NOT SUPPORT ICE

[th3deadmanwalking]

Vultures DO NOT support ice.

[dinosaur-offical]

Dinosaurs DO NOT support ICE

[wolfdog-offical]

Wolfdogs DO NOT support ICE

[bugthehyena]

Hyenas DO NOT support ICE

[undercover-werewolf-k1d]

Werewolves DON'T support ICE.

[phantomofthemountain]

Tigers DO NOT support ICE

[seafoamwave]

Merfolk DO NOT support ICE

[liminal-therianthropy]

Unicorns DO NOT support ICE

[theemeralddragonking]

Dragons DO NOT support ICE

[awakened-void-deity]

Eldrich deities DO NOT support ICE

[man-offical]

men DO NOT support ICE ok?

[thehumblesmokedetector]

*smoke detectors DO NOT support ICE*

*BEEP BEEP!!*

[boiling-with-rage]

EUCLYDIANS DO NOT SUPPORT ICE !!!!

[defendsbadfictionalpeople]

Caribou do not support ICE!!

[dollybitezz]

Canines of any kind DO NOT support ICE

[purewhimsicality]

magical girls and plurals and jirais and menheras DO NOT support ice.

[rennylareddisonkennedy]

Renny & Reddison do NOT support ice or anything connected to it ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

[nothottopic]

Hedgehogs do not support ICE

[ethanwintersiscool]

Ethan Winters does not support ice

[karl-heisenberg-official]

Lord Heisenberg does not support ice

[therealjuliekirn]

Miss Julie Kirn does not support ice.

[ryu-rumi-kang]

Ryu Rumi does not support ice

[confusionthepsychic]

Umamusume do not support ice.

[official-tracen-security]

Polearms do not support ICE

[twinklemonthlyphotos]

Photographers do not support ICE!!

[commando-from-ror]

Petrichor V do not support ICE.

[immortalsongbird]

Satanists and Aspiring-Psychiatrists do not support ICE.

[timmy-tuffknuckles]

deer-doberman-angel creatures do not fucking support ice.

[ribey3]

𝚒 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚊,,, 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎,,, "𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚗𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚑 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎, 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚏𝚏"

𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚢𝚎 𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚛 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚖𝚎 🫩

[making-friendos]

Fuck ai! Data centers are evil and their output is disgusting!

[huanggugugu]

The science pet, always come in handy.

[yelenapines]

the world is fucking going to shit and next year is gonna kick my ass academically and emotionally and I just can.not bear an entire 10 months of giving my best to get mediocre results and have no life and be numb even doing things I enjoy. also I have extreme thanatophobia so that's fun .

[strickenbiohazard]

bloodymary brainworms....

[finally-found-some-fudge-to-buy]

Simon showing up to the Hail Mary half dead and drenched in blood:

[jnadvich]

I think ALL of us can agree that the jack in the box man is hot. we ALL think that. right?

[dude-who-likes-dudes]

ON GOD BRO

[timmy-tuffknuckles]

Woof.

[teddy-tj-dore-jace]

Markiplier - “How did I find out about BloodyMary”

Sir…stop staring into my soul please.

[timmy-tuffknuckles]

HELLO HE KNOWS WHAT

[pinkcdraws]

Does Markiplier exist in Rylands universe?

[jaxallope]

*Open tumblr*

* multi shipper ass sees Bloody Mary fan art*

*likes and reblogs fan-art*

*opens the comments to see what others think*

At least one comment: “Call Simon ‘Hail Mary’, Because He’s Gonna Be Full Of Grace.”

*like comment*

*close tumblr*

[egg-ify]

putting them in a blender together 💕💕💕

[homunculus-argument]

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

[thekijs]

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

[weaselle]

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

[timmy-tuffknuckles]

"bloodymary bloodymary bloodymary"

*yaoi comes out of my mirror*

"WOAH!!"