[sandandglass]

[adragonwithbalanceissues]

I think my least favorite Hetero Trope is when the girl eats a burger or whatever and the dude is like “Wow, I like a girl who can eat” like what the fuck did your last girlfriend do, photosynthesis?

[madlori]

*trope only available in girl sizes 0-4

[lnevada]

Done

[newshoes]

[epheliss]

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

[datmos]

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

[epheliss]

That sounds like a you problem

[otohimeheart]

hello police i would like to report my cats legs missing

[otohimeheart]

she had them the whole time!! the fiend!!

[homodotus]

[birdluvr1993]

whip cream

[mono-red-menace]

this is, by far, the most impactful imageset on this website

[banyanas]

look at my idiot cat try to knead with his front paws AND his back paws

[owlpajamas-deactivated20220420]

he is SO good and talented

[meeshay]

what a good baby

[catchymemes]

[goblinlord666]

big SQuish

[littlecombjelly]

[behr-bones]

This never gets old

[fakebetchluke]

5sos: lets just have a normal interview for once, be cool guys

luke:

[snulbug]

danny devito IS dorgle

[estoysola]

[homofied]

[teamarket-gone]

*no one asked* me: so what happened was,

[sylceon-remade]

Credit: [x]

[slavery]

telemarketer: hey! I was wondering if you are int-

Me: I am a captain I’ll get you crunched then put in a box no cereal

telemarketer:

[atomicbombing]