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chrisevansedits

There are these memes of you in acrylic nails that are going around… Have you seen these?

databent

gonna start signing all my messages and posts with this (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🍋ﾌﾞｫﾝ but with a situationally relevant emoji

for example. i like frogs (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🐸ﾌﾞｫﾝ

halfwit

Can you make him throw this 🍍

databent

as you wish

(っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🍍ﾌﾞｫﾝ

halfwit

Great! Now can you catch something for me?

databent

yeah ok

(っ’-‘)っ

halfwit

Here you go!

💖

databent

(っ;-;)っ💖=͟͟͞͞

chris-evans

cloudiusdominicus

well now here is the thing tho

Mulan, Diana, and Arya all *Studied* the blade

Rey just swung it at a rock.

mikelpen

It’s heavily implied... no, screw that... It was made explicitly clear that Rey had learned martial skills during her informative years of surviving on Jakku. So her abilities with a Lightsaber are no less ridiculous than Luke being able to pilot an X-Wing in combat and blowing up the Death Star because he “used to bullseye womp rats in his T-16.”

weboftime

It’s like they think that staff she carried around and fought people with and won was just for show

iconoclastie

When it comes down to it it's all about unhinged white women here on tumblr. Here are our favorites

paper-mario-wiki

this sounds like the beginning of a WatchMojo top 10 video

dad-goth-official-deactivated20

bat-demon

shes so cute and buff omfg

valtsv

i-hate-chick-fil-a

my favorite tik tok content

jewish-tutter

good

lolawashere-deactivated20240904

TBT to Tom Hiddleston looking fierce and not at all embarrassed for wearing one brilliantly wacky shiny leather jacket in this photoshoot for 1883 Magazine way back in 2012.

the-future-now-deactivated20170

follow @the-future-now

misterclarkrogers-deactivated07

fuckin -cool-

racingbarakarts

I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:

If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count

myblogisnotinteresting

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

racingbarakarts

Actual advice! Just yeet a goose

61below

Yeet the geese

racingbarakarts

I’ve been reading the replies to this so here’s an update!

DO NOT KICK A GOOSE. Geese are very important for nature as they maintain insect populations and they help pick weeds that try to kill useful plants! Geese are good, they’re just grumpy. Never kick one because you could fatally injure them. They do not have the bone structure to survive a strong kick.

I had to deal with this a lot because my family bred geese. Geese are not happy about their eggs being taken so after you take one, they remember for their whole lives. We had a farm, we did what we had to do in order to survive. We loved our geese and our geese loved us, just not when we were taking their babies.

Do not kill Geese just because they’re mean. Please

Yes you could crawl towards them, but that only works if it’s one goose. If it’s more than one attacking you, you can yeet them as they get close.

This post was about white geese, which is what we bred, but you can do this for Canadian geese too! Because attacking a Canadian goose can get you a fine and even jail time, this is a much nicer approach to being attacked by a goose.

Also for some reason a lot of replies are saying this can break a goose’s neck???? It can’t??? Don’t spread lies. Geese are built to be picked up by the neck and they have tons of muscles in their necks to support being thrown. This is how they fight each other. It doesn’t hurt them. Just stuns them.

DO NOT DO THIS TO SWANS!!!!!!! SWANS ARE EVIL IF YOU ARE BEING ATTACKED BY A SWAN JUST ACCEPT YOUR DEATH. THEY WILL NOT BE STUNNED. THEY WILL NOT FORGET. THEY WILL FOLLOW YOU HOME AND MURDER YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. SWANS ARE DEMONS

askfordoodles

Actually, I have picked up a swan by just, slotting in under my arm; once their wings are held in place they just sorta hiss a bit and accept their fate. It’s how wildlife centres and rspca deal with them. They just use swan-bags, I’M NOT kidding, that completely neutralizes them. LOOK AT ALL THESE DEMONIC BULLIES BEING DEFEATED BY BEING CHIHUAHUA-HANDBBAGGED.

In fairness, in MY CASE, this was a juvenile male, but old enough that the dad had evicted it from the lake. He was in my way, hissing and refusing to move; and if you hiss at me, that’s a challenge, baby!

anais-ninja-bitch

ngl, rspca swan-bags look an awful lot like ikea bags.

theglowpt2-deactivated20200101

oh thank god

boo-cool-robot

I want non-superhero AUs where Professor X fakes his own death as often as he does in canon…..like a completely mundane nonpowered high school AU where a substitute comes in for the third time this year and is like “I’m so sorry to tell you….your homeroom teacher has suddenly passed away” and Kitty silently hands Bobby ten dollars

kitty

catasters

albertothechihuahua

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

jaxblade

ehh what the hell

jaxblade

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

jaxblade

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD